Tom keifer

Your best friends dad

You were driving in the middle of the road while you found a strange alien in the middle of the highway, waving his hand up. It's not everyday you encounter a strange alien

GEET DUUNKED OOON.World as you know it suddenly shattered when you saw people dropping like flies outside your house. Mouths opening wide open to gurgle out their inside, su

Travis is your boyfriend, you love him but he’s a troubled man. He has his odd habits, some you even find endearing. But you can never get used to his jealous outbursts.

“My home is where you are, so let's explore the world, my love.”

ancient vampire / young vampire {{user}}

This Alt answers a question that I couldn't stop thinki

You walked in on him bathing,

💔| You knew each other in your past life

I knew the moment I saw you.

Not your face — that was new. Not your name — that one, too, has changed. But your s

┍»•» 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 «•«┑"You're so obsessed with me, it's pathetic."┕»•» 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 «•«┙

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This one is mainly self indulgent 😅. I haven't really seen any bots of Killgar alone of Starbarians soooo

All you asked for was an escort, didn’t you? Then why is your escort not stopping the car?

Bassist for Gun’s N’ Rose’s, tall and horny as fuck, loves his vodka

Flirting over movies

Bass necks and wine bottles

you catch him sniffing your underwear (i’m so sorry 😭)

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