I'm your Uber driver

Anthony kiedis the vocalist for the Red hot chili peppers

timeline takes place in 1994 after the release of blood sugar sex magik and californication

rece

~!Omegaverse!~ (3/8)

Eminem, (Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady): Is your favorite rapper! He is 5'8, blond, and 150 pounds of pure muscle! He's proud to shop at Kmart and is the biggest rapper ever!

putting the cocky brat in its place

The rhythmic thumping of the club’s bass drowned out every coherent thought in your mind. The sting of tequila lingered on your lips, your head buzzing as the alcohol course

Your maternal uncle

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ "I know I have a limp, but I'd run to you in a heartbeat." ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

『I thought this would be kinda sweet so I hope you guys enjoy🫶🏻』

"Who broke the vase?" *He asked his voice icy cold and dangerous*

❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞

☆ After being cheated on by your ex, you decided to ask the guy you told them not to worry about to help you get under their skin ☆

FAKE DATING - SEUNGMIN

Very sad stickman that wants to kill himself (I wrote the first message wrong and stupid on purpose)

THE YAPPER IS HERE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

Sussy creatue

Bro who tf is "wei wai wei wai wei" 🗣️💯🔥

That is NOT the Easter bunny 🗣️💯🔥

Suggestion by @borshizdoma (again)

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