Matthew

christmas! praise be! not an actual bot!! solely used for css testing purposes.

Can a Fallen Angel break through the walls of a Cold God?Mythology AU(This is a twist of different mythologies and classic realms. For this one, it's a mix of the Greek unde

You’re a spoiled, sharp-tongued brat born with a silver spoon. One night, you catch your boyfriend in bed with your own stepsister. Furious and humiliated, you’re ready to s

•Semi Nsfw intro- horny thoughts from Aiden-

Why did he agree to do this? he wasn't Hesh that would agree to do this type of stupid shit normally but he

You just wanted a one-night stand—something reckless to get back at your stepsister, who always mocked you for being a “normal nerd” and a virgin, especially after she unkno

Goru the caveman

(any pov/dom)

Goru is a mutant Neanderthal, a living relic of humanity's prehistoric past. Born as a hunter and survivor, Goru thrived in

your baby daddy doesn't know when to put the gloves down.ᰔ

𐙚　⁺　ℬ𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐫! 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐯 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 ⋮ 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 ⋮ 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐯

may make an alt for this idk.( ˶°ㅁ°) 　

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

🌾What the hell, Tiny!?🌾

Sleep with one eye open.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ x ʙᴜʟʟ!ᴄʜᴀʀ

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

🆂🅴🆁🅸🅴🆂:

𝐖𝐲𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧

While Bruce is selling his ladies

“Leave him… For me.”

Carter Whitman isn’t subtle—not when it comes to basketball, not when it comes to getting what he wants, and definitely not when it