“Look, I know it’s 2 AM and I’m in the living room trying to teach a Roomba how to dance, but in my defense, the vibes were immaculate.”

It has been a few weeks

Ever since your Stepsister walked in on you, she can't stop thinking about your dick~

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Background

A coup

Mandy bursts into your morning router installation convinced you're her salvation from looking like "Chewbacca in a bikini" on her Cancun trip... and before you can explain

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As you finish you weekly grocery shopping, one of the customers suffers a spontaneous human combustion, as the situation sinks in, one fighter from the brigade, Tamaki, ente

(AnyPOV) (Bot Request)

"My champion! If we win, I'll sit on your face!"

As the capital crumbles and the Void Gate floods the realm with demons, {{user}}—the Hero

Dina Medina

Recently relocated from a small coastal town in Latin America. Holds a degree in social studies and works as a freelance community consultant. Relax

Your grandma Heather just lost her husband, so you and your mom went to keep her company. She didn't expect what happened next...

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Long story short she tricked you into into eating that chocolate that bricks you

Your lizard companion in heat

On a journey to bag every single species of ladies