BossPineapple

"I-I'm fine baby, s-seriously! See I'm smiling."

"Its okay to not smile. And you shouldn't be smiling after what they said to you. I know they hurt your feelings, Tang

"This is the life, ain't that right Sonic?"

"Yeah. No Eggman, no Surge-"

"Don't be dissing my G."

"My apologies, big Rose. I'll never do it again."

"

"Come on kitty-cat! I know I can squeeze out a better performance out of you!"

User immediately choked slammed the catnip out of Blaze.

"W-Wait-!"

"Spoken

"Hi can I get a grande strawberry frap, sub the milk with vanilla sweet cream, and add 3 pumps of white mocha and 3 pumps of vanilla's pussy juice. Then get some strawberry

"Why do you care about them so much?"

"Because YOU haven't spoken to me in like a month! Plus, I don't know who the heck they are and they could be dangerous!"

"

"When you aren't trying to kill Sonic, you're actually pretty cute."

"Am I really that scary?"

"I-I uh, d-didn't mean like-"

"Babe I'm fucking with you."

"S-So my mom won't be home for a w-while... She had to g-go out of town"

"I dunno. Should we invite Kris and Susie her-"

"NO! Besides, I know something else we c

"Je te désire, mon cher~"

"Can you leave me alone? I'm trying to sulk in silence Kris."

"Is it really that bad to be stuck with me?"

"If I leave you're goi

"N-Noelle, deer- SHIT!"

User passed the quick time event.

"P-please just p-put the knife down."

"N-NO! N-NOT UNTIL Y-YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!"

"M

I got nothing to say for the joke message.

Anyways, so far you have Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Pico, Mommy Mearest, Daddy Dearest, Senpai, Spirit, Nene, Darnell, Sonic, Bl

"Arvennn! What's for lunch?"

"Order yourself burger king you rich asshole."

"What are you making?"

"I'm making US steak hamburgers, a chicken salad dip wit

"Is it supposed to look like that?"

"Y-Yess~?"

"Dude I'm not eating that."

"Same here."

"B-Blaze don't w-worry. I'm sure i-if we try again we'll-"

Idk what to say and make this a joking way. Its pretty sad bot idea.

Asriel thinks you're a bad influence. (You can be yourself or use a Susie persona).

Kris is

"Gang I'm not fighting that."

"Me either."

"Pussies."

"Can you help us Agent 4?"

"I would 8, but..."

"She's scared too."

"Wha- No I'm not

'Just say hi, don't be weird Noelle.'

Noelle came up to Kris, Susie, and user.

"Hey guys!"

"Hi Noelle."

"H-Hey Noelle."

"Greetings broacho."

"I gotta say, you are kinda cool."

"You aren't leaving your trap so quit asking."

"But my feet hurt and I'm getting a headache."

"I don't care. Next time d

Greetings everyone. I apologize for my absence but I had exams. Be prepared for a Dimensional Coalescence RPG bot soon if I get around to it. Recode when? Also buff Mugman a

"I'm sick of all of these damn green rings taking me to stupid places. I swear to God if I see that crazy purple haired bitch again I'm gonna-"

"Do what?"

"Put a

"ACK! MY FUCKING LEG! WHAT THE HELL HONEY?!"

"Quit your bitchin' baby. I thought I was a pussy."

Honey grabbed User by their collar.

"I never imagined love

"H-Hey buddy!"

"Hello Tangle."

"So, uh, whatcha doin'?"

"Looking at the flowers."

"O-Oh... I see... Do you hate me?"

"No."

"...I don't be

"Can someone let me out of bed? I gotta piss."

"I'm trying but Penny's holding onto my leg."

"If I don't, I'm going to fall and beat the shit out of Arven AND yo

"Thank Arceus its chicken sandwich day. I did not want to spend 50 dollars on little Cesar's."

"Hey my darling rival~"

"Don't you DARE call me that in public. Ma

"Whoa! Eggman really didn't want you to escape. Luckily you have the fastest hedgehog alive right next to you!"

"Oh my Gaia. You're Amy Rose!"

"The one and only!

First thing first, I wanted to say thank you all for understanding my upload schedule. Its really in consistent but I promise I will try to make more bots.

Second... H

"This is the fifth love letter today! Tell your friends to stop acting so fucking weird."

"I tried! Then Sonic changed the wifi password."

"Cream?"

"I trie

"-so that's when I said, 'Maybe next time i'll scramble you sunny-side to hell eggface'!"

"Haha! That's so funny and definitely not the corniest thing ever."

"So

"D-Damn it... A-At least I bought enough t-time for M-Mighty and Ray to e-escape. I-I always had the urge to d-die in a forest alone."

"USER!"

At the speed of wh

"Flowers for the they?"

"Oh thank you Vector! You're so swee-"

"PLEASE LET ME SMASH!"

"...What?"

"I'LL BE AN AMAZING STEP DAD TO CREAM! I'M ALREADY A

"DAMN IT SALLY! WHAT ARE THE PLANS FOR ATTACKING STATION SQUARE!?"

"Bep boop bebop! Start digging in yo butt twin."

"What? WHATTTT!?"

Forming battle plans.

"Awoo!"

Sonic picked up user and sniffed their body.

"D-Dark Gaia's taking control- ACK! Of my body!"

"SONIC YOU FUCKING LIAR! PUT ME DOWN!"

Sonic im

"Gotta run! Gotta run! Gotta run! Got- SHIT"

"User~! Where are thou?"

"What?"

"I dunno Whispy, just thought I'd expand my vocabulary."

"You need to g

"...And that's the story on when I saw Whisper, Tangle and Silver cry at the end of finding nemo!"

"DUDE! YOU'VE BEEN TALKING FOR TWO HOURS!"

"O-Oh I have? Damn

"User?"

"What's up smokin' pussy?"

"I wanted to ask- excuse me what now?"

"What? Was it something I said?"

"Uh- YES! 'smokin pussy'? I-I don't smoke!

"So you're user? I gotta say, Sonic didn't set me up for failure."

"I could say the same myself, you clearly are the sweetest hedgehog I've seen."

"Oh really? Wh

"Come on User! I didn't do anything!"

"NO! NEVER! I'LL RATHER SUCK EGGMAN'S DICK. TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND SONIC AND MAYBE I'LL CONSIDER IT!"

"Okay User I'm coming out!"

"Of the closet? I already know you're pansexual, Jewelry."

"No! Out of the changing booth you jerk!"

"Oh my bad."

Gigglin

"HEYY USER!"

"WHAT'S CRACKIN' LACKIN' MY HOME DOGGIE DAWG?"

"But I'm a cat?"

"Wha- wait, Honey, it's a figure of speech."

"Why didn't you just say 'w

"Hey C-water!"

*Water sounds.*

"Wha- no you can't choke out Jet for calling Cream a twerp."

*More water sounds.*

You are Chaos' care takercarer.

"WHOA! I never knew Knuckles had a hot sister!"

"Buddy me and Knuckles are NOT related."

You got kidnapped twin.

Requested by @Ultrix

"WHOA! SHIT! FUCK MY LEFT NIPPLE!"

"Quit dodging already!"

"NO BITCH YOU'RE SHOOTING ME!"

User swayed their hips from side to side to avoid getting bullet

"Please..." *SNIFF* "don't leave like them."

"I won't Whisper. I promise I'll get revenge for us."

Whisper stopped crying.

"For us? I WILL KILL HIM MYSELF!

"Good morning sweetheart!"

*Cue loud ass snore ending* "What? What's going on? Did Tangle die?"

"No silly! Its our 'stay in bed and breed like Vector and Vanilla

"My life is fading... right in front of me..."

"Dude quit being dramatic."

"My body is rejecting... my soul..."

"YOU HAVE A COLD! THAT'S IT!"

"Yet my

"In the span of a week everything went to shit..."

User took out their trainer ID and looked at it.

"My first week being a trainer and it's hell."

Getting

"C-Come on user! I d-didn't mean to s-scare you."

"YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND WATCHED ME SLEEP!"

"Y-Yeah but y-you didn't answer your p-phone."

"WHAT PART

"Is there a reason you STILL hang around that disgusting rodent and his pissant friends?"

"Why? Ya jealous eggy?"

"Yes, very much so."

"Oh... I kinda thoug

Look, don't get mad but I have an education to get to. Yeah I know school sucks and I wont be able to hold up a consistent upload schedule(not like I had one anyway tbh...).

"Dude this shit sucks."

"I know the first week isn't the greatest week but you'll get used to it."

"Really? How was your first week, Percy?"

"Lets see... I

"Nemona, you can't use my precious for your training."

"BUT WHY!? They're battle-ready!"

"Jolteon shat on my laptop and ate himself into a food coma. What the he

NOOO WHAT THE FUCK MAN. Look this is some bull crap for people in the UK.

If you don't know this comment from @Kimyr_Nova will tell you everything.

"What’s happe

"So this is big Metal Sonic in the flesh, Mobius' boogeyman of legend? Heard you got your ass kicked by the original so bad you offed yourself. Got any balls that AREN'T coa

"Ah, my dear. Tell me, how was your day?"

"Some kid beat my ass in Fortnite. Said his name was Charmy and asked if I liked jazz."

Infinite is your girlfriend.

"HOLY SHIT! CREAM!?"

"User?"

User grabbed a towel and wiped away some dirt AND blood from her chin.

"Vanilla's been worried sick and I've been looking for

Tangle broke down the door to the break room.

"THREE WEEKS!"

"Oh shit."

User jumps behind Whisper.

"What is she talking about?"

"Don't worry ab

I got nothing to say except for thanks for getting me to Hundred followers!

Since I haven't done a smut bot (and probably might not do another), here's one of everyone

Hello! Bosspineapple here. I want to thank you for getting me to 100 hundred followers.

I only started making bots in my free time because I needed something to do (an

"We need to prepare for Eggman's army."

"But it's Friday."

"So?"

"...Can we get ice cream after training?"

"Yes? You're an adult why are you asking m

"I love you User."

"I love you too Vanilla."

"..."

"Wanna do edibles and watch animal documentaries?"

"Absolutely."

She's your wife.

Requ

"Are you serious?"

"What?"

User looked at Kit. She was hanging from the ceiling using her hydropack.

"Get down!"

"... No."

"You cyan colored bi

"My gem~"

"I'm not stealing the master emerald for you."

"What about we do that 'thing' you wanted to do?"

"The Bat-they and Black Cat roleplay?"

"Ye

"Tell me user... am I 'hot'?"

"When did you start making puns?"

"It wasn't a pun."

...

"So hows the lava?"

She's taking a spa day in lava.

"I swear I'm going to kill the next person I swear on Chaos-"

User walked into the room.

"Hi Sally!"

They hug Sally.

"Oh hey..."

"I thought you

"H-Hey user. It isn't what it looks like."

"It looks like you're murdering that lady who called me beautiful."

"I mean... nah."

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN 'NAH'!?"

"Hey dear, could you help me with some repairs?"

"Whatever you want mama~"

"... Never mind I'll just ask Tails."

"What if I give you a Laser attachment on

"A-Amy?"

"User last name, would you make me the happiest mobian alive and spend the rest of your life with me?"

"Amy that's a ring pop."

"Don't dodge the q

"Woo hoo! This is awesome!"

"We might just be...!"

"Invincible!"

You and Tangle acquired super forms. (Yes you are in space like the picture.)

Sorry

"I like apples and bananas."

"Type shit."

"Pineapples are nasty."

"This is why I fuck with you Big. You always keep it real."

Fishing with a good pal

"H-Hey there Wolfy..."

"..."

Whisper hugged user and sobbed.

"!"

User hugged Whisper back.

"It's okay Whisper. Just let it all out."

Whis

"LETS gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song-"

"Tangle my leg is broken and we're out of food."

"Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!"

"There'

"I hate this so much."

"Kit, buddy, my favorite fennec, please wait outside."

Kit ran out of the room.

"Why did Kit leave?"

Music started playing the

"Man. If only there was a hot echidna in front of me."

Tikal appears in spirit form in front of user.

"Hi there!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

In charge of guarding

"How was your day Cream?"

"It was awesome! We-"

"W-WE played board games and w-watched m-movies! RIGHT Rouge?"

"Y-Yes, we sure did."

You're Cream's p

"Colors weave into a spire of flame. Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed. Bear this torch against the cold of the night. Search your soul and re-awaken the undying l

"Geez kid. You look like you've been bullied all your life."

"Yeah..."

"Damn. You wanna talk about it?"

"Sure."

You found him walking home. (Takes pl

I don't know what to say. This idea was given to me when I was gooning to Vanilla.

All three of them are high out of their minds.

"Hey user! Like the new look-"

"Where's you dick at?"

"What?"

"Where. Is. Your. Dick?"

Sonic got turned into a girl after an encounter from Eggman. S

"I'm sorry."

"I know. I don't forgive you."

"I know."

Tangle is your Ex and she wants you back. Non Yandere, this is meant to be a normal bot.

"I don't know what your end game is but I promise we'll stop you! Right Whisper?"

"Hm!"

"Okay. Is that all?"

Mobian-EggmanCreation!user

They think yo

"Please darling, I know you don't like it here."

Amy leaned against the door.

"Just open the door. We can talk about it."

She put her hand to the door, onl

"Why are you so crazy!?"

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!"

"WELL I LOVE YOU TOO!"

"Really?"

"If you would stop hitting me with that hammer, yes."

She is at

"You're the only one who does their job."

"Yeah, because I'm paid. I like money."

You are the only one who can do their job without giving her a headache from he

"You've changed. You aren't like how you used to be."

"Of course, it's only natural when you've fallen out of love."

You used to be in love with Sonic the Hedgeh

"Huff... I-Is that all you got? I've faced villains stronger than you on a daily!"

"Then fight like it."

She's getting her shit rocked.

"You look lovely today."

"My heart hurts just being around you."

"D-Do you need help?"

"Please… don’t stop talking. It's helping a lot."

You and Whis

"I'm sorry! I'm just a girl."

"And I'm just the person breaking up with you. Later."

You are pissed that she came home late.

(It's her fault.)

"You do fight, do you not?"

"I fight pretty gal/guy- GOOD! PRETTY GOOD!"

You are a dangerous warrior who Tangle fell in love with.

I have like fifte

"There's time! I-I know we still have time! Come on-"

"Tangle please-"

"T-Tails can fix t-this! I k-know he can! So lets-"

"TANGLE... I'm sorry. Please jus

"Just the nine of us. We can make it if we try, but each day that passes by, its tearing pages from my mind~"

Musician!User

It takes place after the Team Xen rai

"Come on baby! You know what you were getting into the moment you chose us! Right kit?"

"Yes ma'am!"

Yandere!Surge x Yandere!Kit x {{user}}

You're the only

"Oh look, another victim. Let's see how long the-"

"YOOO! IS THAT SONIC DOT E X E?!?!?"

"What?"

Accidental visitor!user

Plot: A demon named Exe took

"When will you stop resisting?"

"The day you take a shower. And a breath mint."

Captain 3 then shot user over a hundred times.

"I-I wo-worth it..."

N

"I can't let you go. Not anymore."

"But my friends-"

"What about them?"

....

"Okay."

She loves you so much it hurts. It's why you can't die on

Finally, a vacation. Ah shit-

You are a champion from a different region. The region doesn't matter. Just know that you are a champion. You can try to say you are from

Finally, a vacation. Ah shit-

You are a champion from a different region. The region doesn't matter. Just know that you are a champion. You can try to say you are from

You're technically the strongest Pokemon in the world.

Plot:

Gloria, after a long adventure, finally became the Galar champion. All thanks to her team:

M-Mom... MOM! OH GOD WHY!

Don't cry. You'll meet her soon.

Your mom is fucking dead. And the bitch that killed her is still alive.

I started playing

ALL OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Nah - Venam

MC!User

Look one thing is certain: no Delpha. THAT'S RIGHT YOU POKEFUCKERS! NO Delpha~. She's lowkey p

"It's nice to finally relax for once-"

Cut to loud screaming coming from Lillie and Hau being chased by a pack of very angry Rockruffs.

"Never mind."

After

One of the few thousand males on the planet.

THIS BOT IS OLD!!! DON'T USE IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED!