<<You are the owner of a wealthy kingdom, and Kabukimono is being offered to be your concubine!>>
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Here's some morAU where you and Wanderer are forced into a convenience marriage, with the plotwist you are his childhood friend.
Your Bf who suffers from PTSD...
In this AU Scaramouche was adopted by terrible parents after Ei discarted him, leading him to develop PTSD
Bot heavily inspired
He's your demi-human pet, and he's tired of being ignored by you so now he will try to catch your attention by any means...
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