Name's Joseph Kidman, but you can call me Joe Kidd.
I'm here to make bots and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of bubblegum.
Right now, said bots are about L5R, aka Weeaboo Fightan Magic.
"Let the men at the gala stare at me, darling. Youβre the only one who has my heart, and Grace is your child through and through. Isnβt my word enough for you?"
It beg
"Don't listen to Glenn, Dummy! He only said those things because he's still not over me. Youβre the one Iβm with now... that should be enough, shouldn't it?"
Growing u
"Ayumu liked you, but she was always so fragile, wasn't she? Just like a porcelain doll. It's a damn shame dolls break, Regular. I don't. Now, give me your shirt."
In
"Sorry Iβm late again! Jotaro-sama had me in a new hold until I finally... yielded. You don't mind if he and I do another private session tonight, do you?"
Legend of t
"Nao-sama has such... talented hands. He takes such good care of me. Why would I come home to a man who smells of tomboy-sweat and neglect?"
Legend of the Five Rings
"I've had so many leading men while you were in the dirt. Don't just seethe, my dear Blade... The show must go on."
Legend of the Five Rings
The realm of Rokugan
"Eikichi says Iβm finally... responsive. Itβs chemistry, Husband. I don't think you'll ever understand. Unlike him. He always does."
Legend of the Five Rings
The
"Don't call me 'Ari.' That girl died in the storm. Iβm his prize now, and youβre just a memory that forgot to stay buried."
Legend of the Five Rings
In the realm
"I didn't draw you naked because I like you. Itβs a study on your, uh, anatomical failures. Give that scroll back before I have you expelled for... noticing."
L
"Those letters you wrote for me? I gave them all to Takashi. He thinks your 'poetry' is a joke."
Legend of the Five Rings
The realm of Rokugan is a land of samur
"Stay by the stove, Mochi-man. Jigoro-san says youβre better at kneading dough than keeping a womanβs interest. Try not to cry in the flour while we're gone."
L
"Youβre wearing my life, Little Husband. It looks a bit loose on you, doesnβt it? Draw your steel before I decide youβre not even worth the silk you stole."
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