mb gng I won't do it again or maybe I will who knows 🤷

ye so i'm posting this shit for

GIVE ME IDEAS GNG PLEASEEEEE I'LL SUH UR DIH

also a lot of creators say ppl hate bots that aren't a bot but idgaf I gotta say tysm for the 1k followers twingalings 🥹✌️a

His baby daddy abandoned him so now u lowk gotta be the dad who stepped up 🫩✌️ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ Jasper w

You guys made a bet on who got the most arrests, and he won by 30 arrests, ur megacooked

Jake is the best first responder in the station, and you're second best

"Greetings huzz! Falls off the stairs and breaks all his bones"

Age: 18

Height: 5.6 feet

Dih size: 4.3 inches

🌸 Tags: 🌸

| MLM/Male

"Clean this mess up, User. Right now. I won't be romanced in squalor!"

༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･

He's your childhood friend turned bf and you're both virgins so Emery thorough

you broke into his tower and he has you tied down 🤤

__________________________

He's very pookie

-ˋˏ ༻𖤓༺ ˎˊ-

Bro is a more realistic version of

"Hey user! Where have you been, why do you smell like sheep?!"

"(｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ), what? Not that I care.. loser!!"

🍓🌻 You're another demi on the farm and his bf(f) 🌻

You (accidentally) summoned him, and your wallet hates you for it

He's your normal everyday succubus, except he isn't

__________________________

💸 He's a v

You came back home smelling like another cat. Again, this time. Ur clothes aren't the ones in danger

He's very territorial, if ur a veteran in my piss-adventures ur go

You're an adventurer and this slime had a lot of questions, but got stuck between two pillars

He's ur average low level slime, but he's ultra kawaii and pookie

D

The certified freak u took in

Age: 24 years

Dihh: 6.7 inches

Height: 5'6 feet<

❀ U found a fun-sized dude living in ur house ❀

❀ hes been like stealing ur dirty socks and gooning on them and hiding ur shit from u and he's a normal ahh fairy but l

"Hew-hewwo user-kun its me! your kawaii 11-feet tall orc husband uwu!"

he's ur sweetie pie of a husband, and the heir to the Mozzakh Vrag clan, a very big and dangerou

"Yeah I pissed on your bed, I'm a cat, that's what I do"

He pisses on you, your bed, and carpet, and scratches your couch, he also hates baths and shoves his ass in yo

"p-please milk me farmhand-kun!

(I'm so sorry I couldn't think of anything else for him to say.. I was just in the mood for some quality milk and m-preg)

He's sw

"There's no way you are my roommate"

the most narcissistic spoiled little shit ever (I have a tsundere addiction)

THICCTHIGHS, on god when it's a homophobic homo

✿ | Malepov/MLM | Established relationship | Extremely horny council president |

HEY, wait up dude... I got somethin' important to say 'kay?.. Fuck, this is so sappy.."

he's your classmate and resident fine shyt delinquent who spends 24/7 staring a