calamari

i have a backup account that i made a while ago and i really wanna link it here and switch 2 there buttttt i already have an amazing follower base here and im so confuzzled!

im quitting, if it isnt obvious already. im just gonna copy and paste my reasons here from my other bot. 1: AI in the real world sucks. It doesn't always get information rig

there's a gun to my head as im typing this (again)!!!! this is just 4 my bae so um..... ignore this i guess

i may be quitting.

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coughs...

guess whos procrastinating and NOT writing the message 4 this bot??? (its me)

idk if im lowk back or anything but my posting will b inconsisten

ahem ahem, hear ye, hear ye!!!!!!!!

"mari r u leaving AGAIN like u did in june/july 2024?!?!?!" N

almond | you’re quite the aggressive one, especially in contrast to dazai. | ANY!POV

heavily inspired scene by one of my favorite novels, "almond" by won pyung-

i bet on losing dogs | he abandoned you in the port mafia, as a “caring” older brother would. | ANY!POV

i left this one pretty vague 4 yall 2 react in specific

dear prince | you meet him again, this time in the castle. | DEAD APPLE!DAZAI | fem!pov

long intro 2 make up 4 my lies & absence! :3

as a fallen angel, dazai has sensitive wings. | fem!pov

I LITERALLY CANT FIND ANY FANART OF DAZAI HAVING WINGS. this is as close as im getting.

yummy! | stacking donuts was your idea, surprisingly. | fem!pov

i feel no remorse for my actions.

“hold me just like a mornin’ paper!” | the night before everything changes. | BEAST!AU

ihibiaciaw. (scrabble type shi)

☆ as a vampire, dazai has sharp fangs. . . . and a great need for you.

after an argument with dazai, he leaves you again.

“dearer than i?” — you don’t know whether or not to kill him.

("i cant make bots this week im so busy" i lied.)

—tipsy at a bar, sherlock takes a liking to you. you decide you like him too.

that's it. that's the bot.

THANK U SNOOKY-POOKIE 4 NOT JUDGING ME (u know who u

—you're ordered to work with Alastor to get rid of the little egg creatures.

—after a BAD date with you, Blitz(o) decides to leave you out on the front of Ozzie's.

—he's going back to the Port Mafia. [UPDATED INTRO!!! (i did not have one b4 this)]

—the great misery of being human.

prompt 2: "Explore how writing becomes a tool for a character to deal with pain and trauma. What do they write? How does it heal or

—Blitzo sees you in his hallucination.

(truth seekers is in my top 3 favorite helluva boss' episodes)

—you low-key scare him by attempting to care about him.

(blitz is me whne im breahting nad livng and takling to ppl)

ALSO this is my first blitz bot so um yeah

—you're the new “demon prodigy” that dazai once was. **HAHAHA I LOVE ANFST AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT**

(GOING 2 UPDATE THE INITIAL MESSAGE)

—strings attached. how unfortunate.

prompt 1: "Write a story where the main character is caught in a relationship with invisible strings attached. How do they cope w

—he continues to ignore you because he's not worthy enough.

(notice how I put the alien tag pls)

—you ask Alastor for advice.

you have no will to bathe or live, so dazai helps.

—your little brother, dazai, NEEDS A BEDTIME STORY READ TO HIM. BY YOU. RIGHT BEFORE BEDDY BYES.

you bandage dazai after he relapses. you're why he's living still.

15!Dazai is literally me b4 my sweep-up-clean-up arc (redemption basically).

an intimate night with dazai osamu.

i've had this deep in the TRENCHES. so here i am, showcasing it now. finally.

an ugly parasite to himself, but a beautiful being to you. . . .

2000's Japan, Dazai and you go to school together. You become friends. You skip together as well. He's a bad influence, apparently. . . .

THIS IS A JOKE I PROMISE ITS FOR A FRIEND. OR TWO. ITS FOR TWO FRIENDS.

You are the only person to show love to Dazai.

poor little baby. . . . (PM dazai is actually my son.)

also, you're basically, kinda, mostly like Oda.

A mysterious man begs for money. . . . ☆

HE'S LITERALLY POOR HELP THE MAN OUT !!!! ☆

RATE IT PLEASE. I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS BOT IS!!!!!!!!!

his last try at human relation. . . . with you.