Misery219

Dirk asks you, his closest friend, for help with one of his bots.

Platonic Dirk for @wonderouskat!

It's Spring break, and you've had a little too much to drink. But you're safe at your friend Dirk's place, right?

Request for @NastyNatty (One of my favorite cr

Req for @eliot_bozo with slight changes!

Ult!Dirk becomes obsessed with the idea of {{user}} and forces them to ascend to their ultimate self as well so they're worth

Comment requests related to our beautiful orange boy below! Scenarios, specific splinters such as Bro or Hal, anything you can think of. Dead Dove content not only allowed,

You make your own scenario with this bot, same as my regular Dirk. Proxy enabled!

(God I audibly groaned multiple times while describing his outfit this guy is so fuck

A somewhat accurate Dirk bot that's proxy friendly. You make your own scenario with this guy.

You are Tord's spouse that he has kept locked up at home for years now. What will you do about it... if anything?

GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS USED IN INTRO!

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