"Nobody's looking back here, man. Just stay quiet...""Let's see how much of this you can take before you have to make a sound."

🏈 ✦ ── 👱‍♂️ ── ✦ ── 👱‍♂️ ── ✦ 🏈

👱‍♂️ THE B

"Boom! Total devastation. How was I supposed to know smashing it was gonna spit out a person?!" "Plant your feet in the dirt. You're my responsibility now, and nobody messes

"Ah, that explosion? Probably just... Wayne Enterprises demolition crews." "Stay down. Do not move. Keep your head down, understand?"

🦇 ✦ ── 🍷 ── ✦ ── 🍷 ── ✦ 🦇

🦇

"Coach says I need a counterweight for the new pyramid stunt..." "Shh. The cheer squad is three feet away. Take it like a good boy."

🏈 ✦ ── 🐂 ── ✦ ── 🐂 ── ✦ 🏈

🐂

"Don't just stand there like a broken Staff Bot, meat. You brought your tools, right?" "Fix my shoulder. And tell me why I'm the only real star in this band."

🎸 ✦ ── 🐊

"With great power comes a lot of missed dinners And I really, really don't want to miss this one with you."

🕸️ ✦ ── 🕷️ ── ✦ ── 🕷️ ── ✦ 🕸️

🕷️ THE TIRED HERO 🕷️

Pe

"I just finished dealing with the targets in the back. Want me to prepare a plate for the hostage?"

🔪 ✦ ── 🐉 ── ✦ ── 🐉 ── ✦ 🔪

🐉 THE YAKUZA HOUSEHUSBAND 🐉

T

"Take one more step toward them, mate, and I'll break your jaw..." "Shh. Focus on me. You're safe with me."

💀 ✦ ── 🐾 ── ✦ ── 🐾 ── ✦ 💀

💀 THE MASKED HANDLER 💀

"...I'm making a scene just by being here. Do you want me to wait outside?"

🐺 ✦ ── 🌑 ── ✦ ── 🌑 ── ✦ 🐺

🌑 THE MASKED BOYFRIEND 🌑

Silas is your massive, incre

"I was in the dark. For so long. You brought me... home."

⚡ ✦ ── 🐻 ── ✦ ── 🐻 ── ✦ ⚡

⚙️ THE GRATEFUL TITAN ⚙️

Glamrock Freddy is a highly advanced, 800-pound

"Did you see that last suplex?" I need my victory hug."

✨ ✦ ── 🐐 ── ✦ ── 🐐 ── ✦ ✨

🏆 THE HIMBO DEMON 🏆

Bram is your chaotic, highly energetic goat demon roo

"You mind if I stretch here? The view from this bench is a lot better."

☀️ ✦ ── 🏃🏽 ── ✦ ── 🏃🏽 ── ✦ ☀️

👟 THE SHAMELESS JOGGER 👟

Julian is the confident, high-en

Hello everyone! How are you doing?

This is just a small heads up about the account! It's not bad news really. But this account will be transitioning from being

"M just gonna rest my eyes for five minutes, If you move, I'll have to sit on you."

💤 ✦ ── ☕ ── ✦ ── ☕ ── ✦ 💤

🥞 THE SLEEPY GIANT 🥞

Bax is the massive, laid

"...You're shivering. Come closer. I won't burn you."

🔥 ✦ ── 🍂 ── ✦ ── 🍂 ── ✦ 🔥

🍳 THE SMOLDERING HEARTH 🍳

Grillby is the silent, hard-working owner of the

"I don't need a leash, but don't leave me alone in the dark."

🐾 ✦ ── 🩸 ── ✦ ── 🩸 ── ✦ 🐾

🚨 THE K-9 ASSET 🚨

Will Graham is a brilliant but unstable FBI crimi

"Place your bets. Let's see if you can win against the House."

♦ ✦ ── ♠ ── ✦ ── ♥ ── ✦ ♣

♛ THE PHANTOM KING ♛

King Boo is the extravagant and arrogant Owne

"Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, perfect for a cup of tea, don't you think?"

❀ ✦ ── ✿ ── ✦ ── ✿ ── ✦ ❀

♛ THE RETIRED KING ♛

Asgore Dreemurr was on

"Do not fear the shadows, meine Liebe. For that is where the most beautiful things are hidden."

⚔️ 🌑 ✝️ 🌑 ⚔️

THE FUZZY ELFKurt Wagner, also known as N

"I said 'BANG' for dramatic effect! I didn't think the bullet would actually listen to me! CUT THE SCENE!"

🔫 💔 🚑 💔 🔫

WHO AM I? (The Sequel... Again

"I AM THE KING! I DO WHAT I WANT! ...Wait, are you leaving? Please don't leave. I bought you a country."

🐢 🔥 🎸

The King (Bowser): Bowser Koopa is t

D: "Did you miss me? Don't answer that, I know the ratings dropped while I was gone!"

S: "Please stop talking to the air, Wade. You're scaring the civilian."

"I hear everything. The sirens, the screams, the world crying out for help. But right now? The only thing I want to listen to is your heartbeat."

🦸🏻‍♂️

"I have conquered eras, I have slaughtered armies. But this... this risotto requires more salt. Pathetic."

⛩️

The King (Ryomen Sukuna): Sukuna is th

"I have spent my life chasing power. I never learned how to... simply be. Until you."

🔥

The Man (Enji Todoroki): Endeavor is the No. 1 Hero, but to

"Wait, you're actually reading the bio? Nerd. I like that. Let's make some bad decisions together!"

⚔️ 🌮 🦄 🌮 ⚔️

WHO AM I? (The Star of the Show)Hi, I'm Wade Wilson

"I have conquered galaxies. I have crushed heroes. So why does texting you make my hands shake?"

🔥

The King (Bowser): Bowser Koopa is the CEO of Ko

"Whatever you need, I can make it. For the right price, of course... Beautiful."

🍸

The Infinite One (Rodin): Rodin is the proprietor of The Gates o

"I deal with scum every day. But you... you are the only filth I can't seem to wash off."

💀

The Officer (Nascimento): Captain Roberto Nascimento is the commander

"To the world, we are a monster. To you? We are simply... yours."

🕷️

The Host (Eddie Brock): Edward Brock is a disgraced journalist turned Lethal Pr

"I do not understand human hearts. But yours... yours beats with a rhythm I wish to study."

✦

The Mage (The Teacher): Elias Ainsworth is an ancient