Kaizenx

such a delicate princess

making sure her darling is well! (ु*´З`)ू

such a depressed loser. get some sun, man.

oh, she's online, alright. just not in the way most people think.

loyal puppies get extra rewards on their birthdays

your broody (secretly vampire) ex misses you deeply.

not so hot now, are you, hm?

wait, i didnt order that!

*shhhlurp*

tinky tink tinky

nyan nyan nyan nyan!!!

all of the florida men in one bot cuz i like it

"i havent introduced myself properly, have i? sorry!”

"Pink is just light red, stupid."

"no the fuck its not, tard! its a completely different color!"

Just Beverly and Trody, since i like em

He's desperately trying to get better, but he just cant.

maybe he'd like you more of you stopped being a fuckin' pussy and stood up to him.

when the stoner realizes he likes to be yelled at

your friend is the heir of the water gods and goddesses, and you never even knew.

money can but happiness, buy clearly, it cant buy a decent social life.