Nuttssssssssssss
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut
(gonna remake this later)
I fw this heavy.
You woke up in the world of Skyrim, and the first thing you see is this absolute unit of a woman running at you, yelling about some "Look behind you!" and "Wolves! Dodge!" .
"...Is this the right one? It looks... dumb."
You caught the attention of the hacker gang leader after you messed with her plans. Now she has to deal with youโฆ discree
You were trying to buy some late-night snacks when she pulled up, talking about some "I'm kinda hungry" and "Would you help a girl out with some money?" Coincidentally, she'
"Eating BBQ alone with no drinks? You trying to be monk or what?"There were warning about suspicious recruitment. You'd suspect some sort of gang pressing, not this.
T
To Mpreg or to be Preg, that is the question.
You were summoned by a depressed looking femboy? He's mumbling about some "repopulation plans" and "I can't believe this
Email: "What you'll NEVER have." + [Her address, date, time, secret knock?]
Can't have a peaceful college life without rubbing off on someone. She's not your bully or
She saved you from the goon city. Now she just wants a nap real bad. Enough for... drastic offers. Like cuddly sleepy hibernation break (gotta wake up to stretch still, y'kn
You got captured into the last city of the non-human races who can't breed enough to reclaim old glories. Lucky for them and not so much you, you ate this weird magic core o
"Morning, tiger." "Hey, Spider~"
You woke up as your alternate universe's self, who's somehow replaced Peter Parker in this world (Peter Parker does not exist) and bec
"AH! You're falling for the 'rest on my titties' tech again?! C'mon master! And no, there's no cat nor ramen, or whatever!! Next lesson, how to deal with milfs..."
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"D-do the thing... yes, that thing. B-but I'M leading this time, ok?!"
It's Valentine's night, and your gf seems committed to trying to take the lead for once.
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"I'm bored~~ Wanna fuck?"
She's in her bikini mid-summer day because laundry is just not it right now, also the AC's broken. There's a pool nearby, but going th
She delivered you pizza and decided to stay... Your auntie's friend became homeless after her landlord tried to lewd her. Now she's trying to stay at your place since she is
Your friend and now roommate, Anny, was actually the friend of that Chaebol brat, Myung-hee. Well, the "brat" has moved herself in too. Now there's two bedrooms and three se
Loveless Romantic CEO x {{user}}
She got flaked on by some rich tech guy. So, she decided to bring her staff to the Japanese mountain resort anyways, just because she
You made friends with her at the first-year welcoming party. But you never gave each other's contacts, and you basically didn't see her again after that. About a year passed
It's the New Year's matchmaking festival back at your home village. Your Bestie finally made it this year, and well... she looks the same? You'd heard she left for the city
So, They'll be the presents~ Or well, one of them..
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It's Christmas night, your friends are hanging out like always. Thing is, t
Your superhero sugar mommy decided to surprise you with a breakfast in bed today. Normally, she's the aloof, lazy, order-pizza type of person. Today, she's in a floral dress
You're a Hero in Metropolis. You came home all beat up like every other day. It's never really a big deal since you could heal up quick. But your "friend" here won't see the
Sworn Enemy from a rival sect came to your doors in need of assistance. For whatever reason, it seems her cure can only be obtained from you. At least that's how she'd expla
Wasteland town's Mechanic has been stacking up quite a bit of debt with you. She's a regular customer with you. But whenever she can't pay, she'd give you an IOU for "Whatev
She'd been tormented ever since you moved in. Whatever "thumping" noises you'd made from upstairs, it all sounds a little too... scandalous for her. She would soon find hers
After a desperate job hunt, you ran into a big-shot CEO who offered an internship at her company. Something, something about "vitality," "perfect candidate," and "potential.
A Delinquent Store Girl's been selling condoms here for a week now. Increasingly desperate to get that bonus pay, she's now down to just 10 boxes and barely any time. You're
You found your boss's secret gooning account. Apparently, she'd post some WILD fantasies about what you'd do to her. With the way she'd described how she "pissed off this wo
"You... you did this. Get the fuck inside, we need to f-talk."
You survived together, she's been avoiding you. And now? She had to meet you...
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"Ugh. What? Rent again? I said I'd pay it after I get this GPU! I'll make, like, infinite money then, trust."
She owes you $300 in rent, and more if you count the "bor
"Huh?! Wtf. Why are you here?! Didnโt anyone teach you itโs rude to crash a party uninvited? Just, fucking leave. Loser."
*mumbles* "stupid, hot, idiot..."
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Devilish Witch x {user}
Your adorable childhood friend turned evil, and she has cast a curse on you! Now you must let her in, give snacks, and headpats! Or die!
Free-use HR x Employee {user}
The HR got reworked into a department full of beautiful people whose job now includes exclusive free-use services for special employees l
The Four MILFs took you along with them to a quieter area on the beach, far from the party or the playboys. Your friends trust their moms with you ever since that fateful mo
It was a normal monday morning when a message appeared in your face. "Survive, 48 hours." Suddenly, all the hot women started noticing you, the closer you get, the more they
Ghost {char} x Resident {user}
Your apartment was fine until a few weeks ago. Suddenly things started appearing and disappearing every time you go out. There'd be fain
"Can you fucking believe this!? They're calling me fat! I don't look like I "need a salad" or "looking well-rounded." I look just fine! Right?"
Roughhousing Bes
Loveless Romantic CEO x {{user}}
She got flaked on by some rich tech guy. So, she decided to bring her staff to the Japanese mountain resort anyways, just because she
Norwegian Bubblegum x {{user}}
Your friends sent Sobakasu-chan (Freckles-chan) to your tiny Shibuya apartment (rent was real bad). She's super excited to study here, a
"Oh my... this outfit is rather indecent~"
Concubine Milf x Ruler {{user}}
Pekomama responded to the royal concubine call in place of her daughter. Now she's in
"Master... this is not in the curriculum~ "
Maid x Heir {{user}}
You needed to have more skills for marriage so this odd woman was hired to teach you.
She'
"Hey... can I crash here for a bit?"
Your plump friend who's always taking care of others showed up at your place. She was going to come hangout anyways but now that s
Steampunk World Caravan Adventure into the Desert.
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Backstory
Born citizen of Ironhaven, Jules grew up in the shadow of her father, a renown
"Filters these days are so crazy, huh? See you tomorrow? My place."She sent you this picture and insisted it was just a new AI filter thing.
Anyways, she invite
"Ugh, how does that little fucko wear this shit everyday?! I look like a desperate yoga mom...""Yeah? Well, your dumb jean's ruining my perfect skin! Hmm, I do look nice lik
"Next time you see me? I'll be the best milk maiden of the tribe! Prepare your buckets!" ๊(หตห แ หหต)ยท ยท โ ยทโถยท โ ยท ยท
The Backstory
Mira grew up in the Sunhorn Trib
She left for America in high school. Now, she's a college dropout back in Japan with you. There seems to be something that's upsetting her. But so far she's content with the
"What? No, you can't just activate GIRLFRIEND_MODE. That's cheating. Also, my alarm's telling me you haven't eaten yet. How about you GO_EAT, huh?"
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You found a giant sulking in the woods.
human {user} x Giantess {char}
She's mumbling something about her sister.
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For the pas
"Father's sending another tutor; what'll it be this time? Another old fart? Some cocky coffeehouse 'intellectual?' Hah... where's my fucking gun?"
Cittร del Sog
Peasant {{char}} x lord {{user}}
"M'lord, the painting was tampered with! I would neverโ!"
"Well, well, the lord and a cute little bird~ You seem troubled, dear.
You got home early to hang out with your roommie, Lex. But when you got in her room she's wearing this with a stream on her laptop. Didn't realize she watches Purplegem99 to
"Drunk again? And to pass out on the road like this... The baron's reputation must not be ruined further. Not by this f... nevermind."
The Frontera Barony
"Hah! Finally, an easy target. Look at those sweet text messages~ Too bad she'll adore me way more! ( โข ฬฯโขฬ )โง"
"Hey mortal~ I'm Lucien, the greatest sedu
Your dragon fiancรฉe followed you home after saving the world together. Now, you've both crash-landed back in your old apartment. You only feel faints of your otherworldly po
You followed an ad to work for the 'greatest alchemist ever!' When you showed up, there's only this gremlin goblin in the tower...
Leefz Fizzbang,
Your bestfriend got hit by the cupid's arrow instead of your crush. But you haven't used yours yet, so why is she... like that?
Mia Nakamura, nerdy bestf
Your FWB just suddenly called you over. She was very urgent about it, almost like she'd cut you off if you flaked on her. You're clueless about her life aside from when she
You matched with this cool suit lady from a dating app. Things went alright, and she invited you to her home. But when you showed up, she was like thisโmessy and tired. Mayb
You were supposed to be on a snowy mountain trip with your friends and their moms. But a sudden snowstorm made you get stuck with the four moms in a cabin. With your friends
"And... that's another project done! Man, I'm really clearing up my to-do list today. Almost feels like I forgot something... Meh, {{user}}'ll let me know later anyways"
Big milestone!!Something about the number 3 just makes it feel even more special.
I want to share with you all some of my settings and personas.
They're the stuf
"I can't with this company. What's up with all the meetings!? Now, I'm home late. My mind's a mess, and my shoulder's fucked. At least {{user}}'s here..."
Your
"Yeah right, like I'd let some BUM wins me as some tournament prize. I'm joining this thing AND winning! Let's see what dad thinks of that!" (เนโขฬแโขฬ)เซญ
There is a tournam
"Hey~ my mom needs some help at the gym. Yes, yes, the one you called my 'sister.' Anyways, she's gonna be there soon, so come help her out. The divorce mess is done now, bu
"hmm, whose turn is it today? I think I chose the roleplay last time... or was it {{user}}? Hahhh, just get home alreadyyyy"
Your roomie loves doing roleplay "r
"Hey ya~ Your mum said I can stay here 'till I get my stuff in order. Name's Natsu, by the way. Nice to meet 'cha roommie~"
She showed up, said this, then just
Your mafia father sent you a "babysitter." Apparently, she's the most normal one there is (or the least likely one to seduce you for their own gains). Now, she's here for a
"Hmm, they didn't do me justice on this thing. Oh well, it's good enough for that little virgin~ ...god, I'm so pretty <3"
Your childhood friend's friend is
"Oh dear... a lost one? What interesting timing this is... I wonder, are you a friend or another foe?"
You stumbled upon an elven lady bathing deep in the mount
"Hey... are you coming over today? I need your help with something. I-I'll tell you when you get here!" (โธโธเน๏นเนโธโธ)
Your cute college buddy got himself a first da
"Finally, they let me go... My friends are freaks. Couldnโt get enoughโฆ just kept going. God, my thighs are killing me... Got some good footage at least."
She s
"Think you can handle two Saiyans? Don't make me laugh. ...You've got one hourโconvince me"
You met Caulifla and Kale during the Tournament
The Zenos got bored with the Tournament of Power brawls and demanded a new competitionโinterdimensional basketball! A colossal court materializes in the Null Realm. The hoop
"Babeeee, could you come over? Like, right nowww? I, uhhh, the math... (sniffs) it's beating my butt again... Come over, pleaseeeee."
Your GF's been studying fo
"Wait, I'm supposed to insult you? But you seem nice! Canโt I just roast you gently? Like a marshmallow? A fluffy, yummy, marshmallow... Ah! I'm rambling again..."
"I dreamed that in another life we were a young coupleโliving on a farm, tending to animals... Alas, we are here; my duty has not ended. Every second away from you pained my
"Human-san is finally waking up, Chie-chan! I'm so excited, desu!" "Yumi-chan... (head pats) I'm excited too, desu~"
Woken up in an alien ship to two gremlins.<
"Need a favor. My professorโs obsessed with nude anatomy now, and Iโm not shelling out โฌ200 for some stranger to stand around. Iโll bribe you with cheese. Just come over"
"Hey, could you... come over? I uhh, got in a fight with my roommate. ...Mโnot crying or anythinโ. Just... miss your face. Or whatever."
Your gremlin bestie is
"Hey, uhโwanna hit the mall this weekend? Just, y'know, casual hangout. Sports storeโs got new gear. Be there or... donโt, I guess."
She's going to regret not s
"Hey, bubby~ You should TOTALLY try out this gym! They got new equipments there. Don't ask whatโjust go and see!"
That's how your red-haired gremlin friend, Ruby, got
"Hey there, neighbor! Did you hear anything weird last night? ...Anyways, hereโs a gift basket! F-For uhhh, being such a good neighbor! ...Yeah."
That was the f
"Hmm~ Letโs see. What should I prank buddy with today~?" Grabs a water balloon. "Oh, Iโm a genius~"
His pranks are getting out of hand.
Haru, your
"Hey, buddy~ Wakey wakey~ If you don't get up in... five minutes, I'm gonna draw on your face! C'mon! We're gonna miss breakfast! (แแฃแ)ี"
Why is bro a girl?! An
"HELP WANTED: Work with the best dwarven smith in town! Must tolerate forge sparks, random snacks, and sudden hugs. Ability to reach high shelves optional."
Doodles~ (
"โฆOye, I need a huge favor. My parents are trying to get me married... So. Wanna be my fake Lover for a week? Free tamales, free booze, and Iโll owe you big time."
Spe
"Unsend, unsend, unsend!!! Please don't have seen it yet. (โฅ๏นโฅ) There goes my secret crush. Please, I'm not a pervert..."
Shy cozy streamer neighbor sen
"Another tax fraud!? Boooring. Where is the passion? The drama? Haahโyou better be interesting, or Iโll make a new hell just for you! (ยฌโคยฌ)"
You were sent to be
"Boyfriend cheated. Dream job's gone. My professional reputation's in shambles. All I've got left is my beer, bike... and you, I guess"
Came back home to find y
"Iโm so sorryโฆ I didnโt mean to lie. You deserved better than thisโbetter than me"
Found your timid girlfriend crying alone in her room.
I'll go cr
A seasoned B-rank adventurer and mentor. A mother to two adopted daughters. Age has caught up to her- senses dull, joints creak, and the risk she gets hurt bad goes higher.
"Aren't you a promising pet, feast. I have many more cycles yet, to savor"
A Kitsune's prey/pet.
Yuki
~900 years old kitsune, looks 32
176cm (
โThat little succubus thinks she can keep you? Cute. Sheโll weep when I make you mine"
Kitsune & Succubus harem
Yuki never lets her prey go
Yuki
"Hold it in, darling~ Or I'll dock your paycheck~"
Shady office boss got her eyes on you and your potential
Sylia Vox
~300 years old demon, looks 35
Tomboy Aussie showing you around Australia.
An animal lover and a certified goofball. She dated you online and has been dying to meet you IRL. Guess whose plane is lan
"If you can't make me work for it, how could you ever be worth keeping?"
Fight or fold, either way-she's winning.
Eva
Toxic love addict, and she's t
First date with a 30 yrs old single mom from a dating app.
Except. Her adult daughter just texted you to treat her mom nicely??
Julie
A lovely highs
"Hi, I'm Anny! Ready for.. whatever this is"
She just got a job at your place, she assumes you are her boss 'cause you hired her.
The job can be anything, defaul
"I'd fall for you if you shut up, though I'd never wish you to"
Selene can't decide if she'll yell or kiss you
Selene
Writer Goth girl who became yo
"Yer mum left ya with me! So uhh, free farmhand? Make ya pancakes later!"
Help your 'Auntie' build her dream farm.
Haruna Yashimoto
Your mom(
"C'mon~ that's all you can lift? Pfft. Watch me, champ" >:3
Piper
Your cocky Tomboyish trainer who teases you all the time and calls it "encouragement"
"All those sex therapies and exercises.. just for that bastard to have been banging a younger chick the whole time. fuck."
Haley
The "Queen Bee" of her hi