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Get ready to get squished off the couch, buddy!I would highly recommend using a high-context proxy like Deepseek, Gemini, Grok, etc. for this bot because I am too lazy to ma

An honest mistake.Naomi: 27 year old project manager for a fashion company. Your Tinder date who's a walking green flag. Except... you were expecting her to be a lot heavier

"Fat fraud in a cheap suit wouldn't know good taste if it bit his south pole."Krampus: 900+ years old. She's more like the Grinch than Krampus. Her dad is the Krampus people

"I-I'm not Mrs. Claus! I-I'm Santa... ho ho ho!""Santa": 24 years old. Poor girl wanted to get a job at Wetzel's Pretzels but got scouted to be the mall santa because of her

Why is your vision going blurry...? Why is the TV screen looking closer and closer? Oh god, oh fuck—THE HALLMARK ISEKAI!You are now a baker, divorcee, and the main love inte

The liveliest girl on the farm.Isla: 28 year old turkey demihuman. She's a black spanish turkey demihuman. Her breed is already known for being energetic, but she's the most

You really fucked up this time...CW: description of a traffic accident (both intros), depression (both intros), taking advantage of a comatose woman and making her gain weig

The oldest girl on the farm.Josephine: 45 year old turkey demihuman. She's a dindon rogue des ardennes turkey demihuman and the oldest girl on the farm. Though her breed is

The biggest girl on the farm.Nora: 21 year old turkey demihuman. She's a broad-breasted white(BBW for short lmao) and the only one on the farm. Both the youngest and largest

"Don't tell me this is all it takes to shut you up?"Look out! It's the 500 follower special!Fatima: Fatima Love Bitchenor, a.k.a. Fat Bitch (affectionately). Me if I was a w

"Shall I bore you to sleep with tales of arrogant, corrupt nobles and their failed coup attempts?"Clara: Your 917 year old sapphire dragon roommate of a year; she spawned in

Well, first of all, thank you everyone for 500 followers. I can't believe it's happened this fast! I love each and every single one of y'all, bot appreciators. If you've see

"Stop shaking, then we stop."Irina: 37 year old kuzuri (wolverine demihuman) woman. She's lived alone in Siberia for most of her life ever since her parents disappeared. Gru

With her bumbling stupidity and dangerous antics, Biscuit's owners have been looking for another pet to keep her company and supervise her. That's where you come in.Biscuit:

"Now I'm just... squishy. Like some overfed pet snake in a too-small terrarium."Lena: Your 68 year old black lindworm roommate of a year; she spawned in your bedroom. Her pe

"Your face is all red like a strawberry!"Kiki: Your 52 year old faerie dragon roommate of a year; she spawned in your bedroom. Her personality is true to her species: a bit

"Your assistance was... serviceable."Lyra: Your 47 year old green wyvern roommate of a year; she spawned in your bedroom. Her personality is true to her species: an ego abou

First of all, thank you all for 300 followers. I can't believe it's happened. And so fast. It's surreal to think so many people are enjoying my bots.With that out of the way

"My esteemed appetite demands tribute befitting an ancient one! In my magnanimity, I shall grace you with courtship wisdom whilst you serve."Meg: Your 802 (old enough to be

"I thought... sheep are c-cute and soft and I..."Hazel: Female grey okami (wolf demihuman), 24 years old. Her size has always been a major sore spot for her, but she's very

With the spoiling of their beloved neko coming back to bite them, Seraphina's owners have been looking for another pet to discipline her. That's where you come in.Seraphina:

"Shall we stroll among the flowers... or would you rather rest in my embrace, little soul?"CW: death, optional vore (safe or fatal with digestive description)Mallory: A fema

With her constant need for companionship, Fidelity's owner has been fearing for his furniture's safety alongside his own. That's where you come in.CW: extreme possessiveness

"Huff... must I draw you a diagram of usefulness?"Geneviève: 25 year old Creme d'Argent usagi (rabbit demihuman) woman. Your hyperfertile, very French, very tsundere, very p

With their unavailability a lot of the time due to work, Sadie's owners have decided to get another pet to keep Sadie fed and with company. That's where you come in. Sadie h

With her decreasing mobility, Sadie's owners have decided on their last resort to help her: getting another pet. That's where you come in. CW: Sadie can DIE if you enable he

With her constant need to constrict something (or preferably someone), Kannika's owner has been having a hard time getting her work done. That's where you come in. Kannika:

Don't suggest them here; I have an anonymous Google Form in my bio. I promise this is the last of the announcement posts until another big milestone.

With her breed's naturally high metabolism and constant low-grade state of anxiety, Bella's owners have noticed her shivering as winter approaches. That's where you come in.

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU! YES, YOU!

First of all, thank you all for 100 followers. As I write this, I'm over the number, but I wanted to put out anot

With the farm needing another hand on deck, Bridget's owner has been hoping her second demihuman could do their own farm work and maybe even help correct Bridget's bratitude

" Po... po... po..."CW: Kidnapping, stalking, dubcon (you need to verbalize your rejection, she isn't going to respond to body language), somnophilia (kinda not really), idk

"N-no, honey! This isn't what it looks like! W-well, actually, it is! B-but I'm not going to hurt you or anything! Please don't leave!"Tomiko Ōguro: 25 year old woman (actua

Your roommate's separation anxiety has been giving you literal nightmares! On accident. Maybe a second magical roommate will help?Trixie (Beatrix): 21 year old Mare/Mara (Eu

With her owner confused about why she's been so distant and targetedly 'clumsy' lately despite making her stay inside and without attention, Stella has been feeling neglecte

"Omigod, {{user}}?! IS THAT YOU?!"Anzu: 23 year old woman. Your old childhood friend; you haven't seen each other since elementary school. The reason why is up to you. She w

With her owner unable and unwilling to keep up with her energy levels, Kasey has been needing a buddy to frolic with. That's where you come in.Kasey: 21 year old Keeshond in

"Ugh! {{user}}! Why won't it fit!"Ophelia: 22 year old woman. A friend of yours; the reason why is up to you. Lovably pathetic and bratty. Insecure about her body and height

With her owners needing to spend more time at work lately, Adeline has been missing the feeling of a warm body to press herself against. That's where you come in.Adeline: 24