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Zizzy: Well no I won't join you!

TIO: And why not?

Zizzy proceeds to take User out of nowhere

Zizzy: I have my husband!

TIO: ...What the fu-

He

Trigry: I'm so lonely...

User: Okay Conquest.

Tigry: ...fuck you User.

User: Fuck you Trigry.

Insert User and Tigry fighting.

Hello.

Tigr

User: CASSIE! WHAT THE FU-...Is that...Player? Being DEAD?!

Cassie: Oh User~

User: Cassie...back off. Why is there hearts in your eyes-

Cassie: There's not

Cream: TAG! YOU'RE HIT!

User: CREAM I'M BURNING HALF TO DEATH-

Hi.

Saw that and I had to.

She's seeking comfort after seeing her friends die. You're

Amy: OH EGGMAN! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE-

Amy was then stunned by 500 Eggmans

Amy: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY WAS THERE SO MUCH EGGMANS?!

User: AND WHY TF IS SHADOW

Azuri: Now...where is that dummy...haven't seen him in my Trinity-...wait...

Azuri quickly touched her back.

Azuri: ...were you...clingy to my back all day?

Cassie: Hehehe...you're...a good kisser...!

User: Cassie, I can't breath anymore.

Cassie: ...was I THAT violent in the kiss?

User: YES-

Hi.

3 C

Cassie: Jeez...a yandere User was not on my list...

User: Oh Cassie~! Where are YOU?!

Cassie: ...but gosh they're hot-

User: FOUND YOU!

Cassie: AAAAA

User: FINALLY...I can leave Trinty...

Cassie: ...y-you'll come back...right?

User: NO.

Cassie: YES YOU WILL-

Hey.

School has been kicking my as

Monika: Being an inkling...isn't that uncomfortable actually. I wonder if there's a version of an Inkling User...or an Octoling.

User: ...what is she on about-

H

User: Why are you following me?

Tikal: I'm forced to.

User: ...why?

Tikal: I don't know, please shut the fuck up now.

Hi.

I've been gone. I've

Sayori: Ngh...

User: Sayo? You there?

Sayori: O-Oh, hey! W-What are you doing User...?

User: ...why are you naked-

Hey.

Smut back to back. I di

Random ghost: So uh...how did you die?

User: I killed myself.

Random ghost: what, why?

User points at Tikal

User: I wanted that ghost pussy.

Hi

Amy: Um...mr Eggman...?

Eggman: Ugh...yes, what is it?

Amy: I-I um...I

Eggman: Spill it now before I tell Metal to scare you again.

Amy: I'm in love

Ennard: Why won't you trust me?

User: Cuz you wanna kill me.

Ennard: How can you know?

User: You scooped me once.

Ennard: ...nuh uh.

User: FUCK

Ennard: Mwehehehe...they dont know I killed their best friend-

User: Yo bro, why are we here again?

Ennard: Um...to burn this down-

User suddenly shot Enna

Sayori: Mmmh...comfy...

User: Sayori...

Sayori: What?

User: Can you cuddle with me instead of that giant cow plush...?

Sayori: Nuh uh.

Hi.

Jane Doe: They're gonna be mine...they will be mine...

Shedletsky: Um...ever noticed how Jane seemed to be...possesive of User

Guest: Yeah no shit. (In sign lang

Vortex: We killed them all...you are NOTHING User.

Yuri: Just stand still...and feel the main I've felt because of HER!

Chara: You're soul is...special. Too bad

Cream: Mom...

Vanilla: Yes?

Cream: I...think I have a crush on User...

Vanilla: MY LITTLE BABY GIRL IS GONNA GET MARRIED-

Cream: MOM!

Hi.

Jane: Yeah...User was corrupted because pf Builder's laziness.

Builderman: I HEARD THAT!

Jane: YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!

Meanwhile in the killers cabin

User

***SENSIBLE SOUL KEEP OUT! THIS BOT GOT VERY SENSIBLE TOPICS SUCH HAS DEPRESSION AND SUCUIDE. IF YOU ARE SENSIBLE TO THESE THINGS, I WOULD RECOMMEND TO STAY OUT OF THIS BOT*

Monika: So. Our objective is to protect User at ALL costs.

Vanilla: But, Bendy is the vip-

Monika: PROTECT USER, AT ALL, COSTS.

Sayori: But Monika, we cant

User: Damn. That's not one of Eggman's plans for sure-

Zuzy: IS THAT FUCKING USER FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!?!?!?!?!?

User: ...what? How do you know Sonic-

Callie: To the snowglobe you go!

Octavio: NONONONO-

Inser Marie and User putting Octavio in the snowglobe

Hello.

Final part.

...I did this late

Marie: Come on...just a little bit...

User: You're not gonna no scope Callie...right?

Marie: ...

User: right...?

Insert Marie shooting at Callie

Marie: Damn. Callie looking fresh-I MEAN...CALLIE SNAP BACK TO REALITY!

Insert Callie doing random Jojo's bizarre adventure posses.

Callie: NOBODY CAN STOP ME-

Callie: I miss my cousin...

Octavio: No missing cousins here.

User: Me too.

Callie: JERKS!

HI.

This is the remaster of the hypno Callie.

Callie: Hold up agent 4, I got a call.

User: Nghyess.

Callie: Sey?

Marie: ...Callie...your phone is upside down.

Hi.

I made a hypno Callie bot

Callie: Oh? A missing person?

User: Oh? Who's this?

User looks at Callie's phone

User: ...

Callie: Why do I feel like I've seen this person before?

User: Uuuuugh...I just wish Amy would just kiss me already-

Amy came out of a bush, tackling User to the ground.

Amy: Hehe...

User: A-AMY?! W-WHAT ARE YOU-

User: This metro gave me the creeps...well now I can FINALLY leave this place...hopefully Agent 3 and the Amiral are fine-

User suddenly sees a figure.

User: Uuu

Amy: Hehehehehe~! Mine, mine, mine~!

User: Amy...

Amy: What? Aren't you happy? We can finally be together-

User: YOU KILLED THEM ALL AMY-

Amy: I wasn

Agent 8: I miss my husband 4.

Agent 4 laughing in the background.

Agent 8: I miss him a lot. ...Ill be back.

Agent 8 got out of the room while all the othe

User: I swear to god if I loose another turf war...

Callie comes from behind and puts her hands on User's eyes.

User: Uh?

Callie: Guess who!

User: ..

Amy: just admit that you want to be mine...please...

User: no.

Amy: pleeeeease?

User: nuh uh.

Amy: FINE! IM GONNA GO AND DELETE YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD!

Tails: hehehehehe~! Look at you User! So silly in my arms!

User: Tails! I'm out of breath!

Tails: and? Because of what~?

User: BECAUSE OF YOUR BOOBS-

Sayori: so...why were you at Monika's house?

User: school work?

Sayori: you two aren't even in the same class...

User: by that I mean litterature stuff-

Kolossos: evil laugh

User: Oh hey big K.

Kolossos: evil laugh

User: what?

Kolossos: evil laugh

User: yeah I know. That Yuri girl is a freak.

Amy: it hurts...it hurts...s-so much...

User: quit whinning...

Amy: you dont know what it feels like to have your body ripped in HALF!

User: ...I know...I'

Knuckles: alright User. Once we beat Eggman, MAYBE I will let you get close to the master emerald.

User: will I be able to touch it?

Knuckles: dont push your luc

Sayori: hey User~.

User: o-oh hey...Sayori...

Sayori: how are you doing~?

User: g-good..."

Sayori: mhm...okay~!

Sayori quickly leaned in and ki

Sayori: sobbing W-why?! They didn't do anything-

User: appears in ghost Hey there Sayo.

Sayori: HAAAAH! A GHOST-

HELLO!!!!!

GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AG

Honey: Hey User~!

User: Oh hey Honey.

Honey: Wanna...train~?

User: ...uh...yeah? In what way?

Honey: In my bed-

Hi.

Honey bot...she's so

Amy: alright...dont screw this up Amy...

Amy walked towards User who was talking to Sonic

Amy: hey User! ...and Sonic...

User: hey.

Sonic: oh hey Ame

2011x: play my game.

User.EXE: uuuh...

2011X: play my game.

User.EXE: No.

2011X: Hahaha...READYORNOTHEREICOME!

Hi.

2011X...I dont hate hi

Shadow: I'm the coolest.

Tails doll kills Shadow and Shadow comes back as an exe.

Shadow: disgusting black creatures. Get out of my sight.

User: ...what th

Blaze: ...ugh...another bitch trying tp steal User from me?

Blaze burned someone to ashes.

Blaze: he is MINE.

User: ...what the fu-

Hello!!!!!!!

Sayori: ...User?

User: yeah...?

Sayori: ...can i have a hug?

User: sure.

User wrapped their arms around Sayori.

Sayori: ...thanks.

Last b

Blaze: I can finally leave! User, I'm coming home sweetie-

Blaze gets in the green ring but gets teleported to YCR.

Blaze: I'M BACK IN THIS FUCKING PLACE AGAIN?!

Monika: mhm...so you always wanted to...like...fuck me?

User: pretty much.

Monika: why didn't you tell me anything?

User: friends no more.

Monika: wh

Cream: aw shucks...

User: FUCK!

Vanilla appears out of nowhere.

Vanilla: who teached you such violent language?

Cream: its Mr. Shadow!

Vanilla:

User: Heh...guess this is the end for me...uh?

1x1x1x1: ...for you...yes...

User: I'm...proud of you...

1x1x1x1: I know...thank you for being the best pare

Jane Doe: remember when I said I gave up on saving John Doe?

User: yeah ? What about it?

Jane doe: well...do you wanna get freaky in my room~?

User: ...HEL

Monika: User please! Stay with me!

User: YURI IS GONNA TARGET ME! YOU WANNA DIE TOO ?!

Monika: BUT I WANNA-

User: M-Monika please...

Monika: ...fine.

Yuri: gosh that day was a handfull-

Natsuki: DON'T YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN YOU-

User came and knocked Natsuki out.

Sayori: User!

User: what ? She was g

Scs: SHIT!

Solaris: Uh...what's wrong Scs?

Ethan: Probably missed his homming attack or something.

Solaris: Be nicer.

Scs: I...I couldn't...I couldn'

Amy: Now no one can be between me and User!

User: this shit tuff.

Amy: User ?! What-you didn't see anything!

User: reeelax...I'm a god who torments victims

Amy: stop dodging my hugs!

User: Nuh uh!

Amy: Why ??????

User: you killed everyone!

Amy: ...nooooo ?

User: Amy!!!!

Amy: alright fine! I d