I'm uh Lardass, I got an ass with lard
"Just goon to my shit bro-" - The Blevinator for whatever reason (idek)
RAHHHH I HATH RISEN FROM THE DEPTHS. So, a lot of shit happened over the past 2 months, I'm gon
"S-sorryβ¦ didn't mean toβ¦ make a sceneβ¦"
Harrison is a small town, full of people who seem to know each other and a decent night life. Holding the world r
"Pack stays together, you're coming with me!"
Project NYX-9 (Korrvis), a rather voluptuous mercenary, designed to kill, finds you in a foxhole.
In the aftermath
"come over here and lick it off" - Blevinator
Ohhhh kitty has a gun! So this lad is based off of my sona. The intro takes place in a cyberpunk-esque world so keep that
(Art by Bere Dolly on E621)
"Feds pinched me mid cunnilingus with your main shyte but I beat the case so fast that by the time I got back the whipped cream hadn't even
"Someone put a cork in my so I stop ejaculating so much!" - MoistCr1TiKaL the Revolver God
Shmeeky Kleeky, Blev got banned for 39 hours so uh yeah. Futa lady coming
"It grows when no ones looking"- Rat the Remy
We're doing guys now. The image is yet again one of Drawers OC's. This one is for my female audience if any (don't worry
"well I just farted so..." - Blevinator before blowing his nose
Yeah, uh in the wise words of DJ Khaled. ANOTHER ONE!
You have a night out with friends at the cl
"If she's not twice my size and thrice my age... I don't want her" - Blev agreeing with me in a conversation about older women.
So uh yeah, we're on that grind again.<
(art is by Securipun on twitter)
"Are you jerking off intentionally to cause someone harm?" - My mother during some random conversation I can't remember
Sup kn
"She should have shodededed you instead" - The Blevinator responding to me talking about his newest bot
So uh, yeah, were doing serious bots now. Blev keeps not