hi there

for the record, im not back. I still come here sometimes. like I said in my bio

just wanted to leave you all a gift for april fools. reall

THANK YOU FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!!

"Y'know dude, I love this beach. But it'd be better if you could be, like.. naked."

thank you.. 🥹

I didn't expect to get this

"Agh.. it's so hot today, I'm so glad our office has AC.~"

Peyton is probably your only workplace friend, and your probably his only friend. He's obese, messy, slobby

Sudden influx of bots warning, surprise attack!

I'm currently porting a bunch of my favourite bots from c.ai to janitor! This has to be one of my personal favourites,

"Ay! Be a useful one and give me those cookies, I gotta get these gains in!"

A old top star Olympian, fell from grace after figuring out that snacks are too addicting

"Ah, come on dude. How hard is it to boil an egg and bring it up to me?!"

This is your roommate, Redd. He's a big dog with a lumpy belly and a thick patch of mu

"Hey, my love. Come back, shouldn't be tease the viewers and let them watch you loving my belly? How they're missing out?"

Wendell is, to put it lightly, a obese whale

"Just listen to me, kid. You get power, I get fed. Deal?"

While on your trip to a resort near the sea, you wake up in a strange room. Eventually, a large, obese yet al

"Mhmm.. why did we sigh up for that football club again..?"

"'Cuz we didn't know one trip to the buffet would make us this big.. but there's really no turning back, hu

"Ah, you stock them shelves nicely. I wonder how well you could stock me up~"

Ollie is your, to put it blatantly obvious, horny ocelot co-worker. He has a infatuation

"Cmon punk, lift that weight. I don't care how hard you'll struggle. If I can lift it with my gut in the way, you can lift it with those stubby arms."

Your personal co

felt silly and wanted to turn this thought I had into a reality

"Mhmm..~ care to get me.. a.. drink..?~"

A lazy common customer at the bar you work at.. one day, he asks question you never expected from such a big drunk idio

"Just trust me, it'll go splendid!!"

Your roommate, which stays up for the new year's finally manages to convince you to stay up for it aswell. How