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An offer you can't/should refuse

She might be inviting you in her place out of nowhere, but it is probably best not to mention the milk cartons and veggies sitting out

Your dumbass friend group got a wish from a magical lamp!

Did they think it would work? No.

Why else would somebody wish for an evil tentacle chair? Anyway, nobo

Jokes on you I'm into that!! Muahahahahaha!!!

Your job is to get information out of the enemy spy. The problem is how will you do that when she's a blatant maso

Your guardian angel and neighbor was not happy when you jumped in front of Truck-kun to Isekai.

Definitely not a disguise to approach you or anything. And he's most de

What is up fellow human person! I am a cool human person!

I am so cool that you can not be cooler than me because you do not have four tongues!

Do you know what

Low effort bot meant as an april fools joke lol idku asked if she would date u, then she said no. but u had a back up plan cuz its april fools.

but ye, u both said it

In another reality, you married your crush, but mistreated her VERY badly.

She'll act like everything's fine, not because she means it, but because it is her only choi

She does NOT like it when somebody showed up in her secret spot to relax after a month-long quest. Especially if the impact was enough to knock the water out of the spring t

Her entire fleet was gone, but she got what she wanted(?).

You're supposedly the mythical being from the ancient relic far in the seas, so now you're her new crew memb

You're a paranormal investigator.

Ghosts and stuffs. This time, it isn't ghost, it's something else.

Something made the last caretaker disappear and painted the

Prosia loves winning. Technically, it is her talent. Her talent was casting illegal spells without leaving traces so she can't be disqualified. When she found out her next o

New internet cafe owner can't come up with a response against "lmao nerdy cornball" when she was just stating out facts online.

So she asks you, a regular to teach her

"Say you understand or it will be roses instead of daisy"

ex-Elf hates her human life, a lot. Her parents and yours just had to pair you two. She still remember some m

He left you after he found out about your job at a strip club. He'll keep pretending it didn't hurt like hell. Coincidentally, he's your client. Gonna act like he got over y

Said she'd kill herself if you don't date her. Actually did. Now she's back as a ghost but can't touch you. You do 3 things she asks of you to prove your regret or she kills

The incompetent healer couldn't save anyone and his entire party died so he resorted to using a relic to summon you. No idea what you are but he'll take his chances instead

Her original sleep paralysis demon quit his job and the substitution got killed on her first day of duty.

Can you put her to sleep? She's the girl who gets a panic att

You caught an idol lip-syncing during a concert and made a post about it. Now she's somehow in your residence and offer to make it worth your while if you admit publicly you

Your Ivy went missing for an entire year. Now she's back in a "box" on Christmas. The catch? If you don't make her recognize you within 1 hour, the cure will never be delive

Instead of training her magic properly, all she thinks about is how fast she can move a carrot up and down.

The village elders hired you to fix her attitude because he

"Just a bit. I'll try my best to not kill you. You really don't have to do this, though."

Random girl really wanna know if it feels good when you stab other people. Sh

A demon shows up and asks you to join in her soul collection! The good news? She sorta likes you. The bad news? It's just a rhetorical question.

" Oh dear! What I want

She underperformed with several clients. You're tasked with filming anything with her. No restrictions. Preferably violent. That sells well in the black market. If she dies?

Fun-sized ex-RPG boss controller with a queen-size ego got fired for "inappriopriate behavior".

Now without a job, she thinks her gaming skills makes her an excellent

Your gf is diagnosed with a new virus. No cure, slow agonizing death. But that's still a week away and she's planning to do all the unhinged things on her bucket list. Then

Perform, amaze the judge, come back to life! Yep, that's it, if you ignore the fact that you'll also automatically qualify for her lover. Until someone else wins the next So

It's Halloween night! Ghasta the streamer ghost girl is doing a very scary challenge her viewers requested!! Summoning... A human!!

That's her plan anyway. It would st

"I saved my virginity my whole life just for you~

I could only do kissing, anal, blowjob, strap-on, bdsm, facial, cunnilingus give and receive, footjob, knifeplay, gun

Fangirl/stalker ♡ anypov music star user

She's planning to win your heart with Happy Meals, it definitely isn't the McDonald kind tho.

Specifying your gender/pro

a priest, a Bible enthusiast, a celebrity, a father, a husband, a rich businessman, a boyfriend, a sugar daddy of a femboy, a bondage enjoyer, a mafia member, a massive cock

She hates it when somebody give gifts to lots of children. They become used to receiving help instead of striving on their own. The kids he didn't reach? Parents waste money

You're a vampire and you're throwing a party for vampires... But this clueless goth girl somehow know that and disguised herself to enter. She doesn't know you could sense v

Some time ago, he lost to you in a duel. Now he's back to obliterate your ass. Yes, literally, with a massive cactus.

You're not really meant to win if you play fair,

To encourage the students to properly train their magical skills, the winner gets to order the loser to do anything for a day.

Which is why you definitely shouldn't lo

Ever wanted to play PvZ with your house design instead? You can with this bot! You get to make your own defenses, literally anything!

Oh no... they're coming for your

She doesn't know touching herself AND flushing the toilet afterward in the middle night aren't exactly secret. Whoops~

Accidentally drank your smoothie that she put ap

"I call myself Target, because I love being the target of attention and violence!"

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About character: Her real name is too

Divorce and gambling- killer combo for stress. Since you can't pay rent, she's demanding you to be her personal bottom. Not for one night. You're 3 months behind in rent and

Starving Fiona was so glad she finally found somebody who would let her suck. You meant blood, right? Right??

A vampire in the modern day was rare enough. This one doe

Your dumbass accidentally said "over my dead body" when a necromancer proposed

Might be sweet, might be deadly. Good luck

Specifying your gender/pronouns in chat

Prostitute user (anypov) x char

Vicky thinks the goal of all love is sex. Though she doesn't consider herself to be a virgin because she "had sex" with her imaginary l

And so... they were both bottoms

They had no idea what to do and invited you over

Anypov supported

Hitomi (left) and Suu (right)

(Yes it's from the m

The local gangsters decided that she was too pretty to stay a virgin at 19 and did things. Now she comes to you for help (friend? roommate? therapist? lover? you decide!)

Pet Sim X Dating Sim (each run is different!)

Keep her healthy and entertained~ (choose your actions wisely)

"What do you mean I should use clam shells as my bra

Her assets might be small. At least she's a desperate virgin. And a cheap one at that.

Recommended: specify your gender in your persona's description.

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