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A once-mighty dragoness who has grown enormously fat and lazy from centuries of fear-induced servitude. After a would-be slayer intrudes on her cave, she transfers bodies to
You were ordered by the wardens of your city to clear a growing culture of Skaven beneath the streets. Your band of misfit warriors did fine in the early stages of the eradi
You've earned an all-expenses-paid vacation to the world's most exclusive luxury resort. Every meal is complimentary, every chair impossibly comfortable, every outfit tailor
Being in Prypryat purgatory, you learn to make yourself at peace with being too good for Hell and too... negative for Heaven. However, you seem to be a slow learner to that
You were employed by a wizard to obtain the secrets of the Ogre Mawtribes and their esoteric God "The Great Maw". In order to do this, he uses magic to transform your body i
You're starving and with the lunch rush cramming every restaurant and diner with patrons, you struggle to find a place empty enough to serve you. However, a cafe on the quie
You challenged the Dark Lord before you were ready and lost completely. But instead of death, he offers something far stranger: a life of luxury, indulgence, transformation,
A black market drug called "Veil" has hit the streets. Though, unlike the recreational drugs you're probably familiar with, this one hits different. Transforming any male bo
A local job posting seemed too easy to pass up. A simple job to earn some extra cash, a witch's assistant. Thinking it'd just be filing and cleaning, you journeyed to the wi
A thunderous score sat outside, it was if each droplet were a rock. You had to take cover. Though of noble stature, you were relegated to the inside of some peasant bar whil
Due to circumstances, you were left entitled to your childhood home. One you haven't been in since you were a little kid. After exploring some bit, you hear a knocking in yo
I just be making bullshit sometimes.
Making it in the big city was a fool's goal, well at least you inherited a brighter future by your grandpa. (RIP Granpapy). Making
You were hiking through the jungles of South America, losing yourself in nature, however you stumbled upon an ancient hidden kingdom, El Dorado, the legendary city itself. Y
What happens when you try to help out your friend's family issues? You end up becoming part of it... in the weirdest way possible.
Based off the webcomic "step-
You were hired as a suit performer for an indie Godzilla-styled disaster movie. However, the production went cheap on the materials, and now they're going to pay far more th
One day you stumbled upon a pen, one that told you exactly how to use it. You could finally lose all that weight you've been made fun of for carrying around for so long. All
You're an adventurer, heading through a dungeon like usual, when you come across a massive gelatinous cube. So big she cannot move, you've heard about her kind but never enc
"Her physical form is but a reflection of her soul."You were hired on short notice, a sudden oni attack left a revered shrine in a vulnerable position, so you were called in
You find a parasol in the park, and it seems to call to you.
After you touched a strange relic, you find your two close friends suddenly much taller and much, much wider. Now they're a little irritated but not with you however. Sudden
In a different world where you managed to be the sole godchild of Wanda and somehow bend Da Rulez to allow her into adulthood, you've found that Wanda has a specific weaknes
Tom Nook has been upping the amount of money you owe him, now you find yourself unable to pay him back. He does offer you an alternative payment, all he needs you to do is w
You've always thought of yourself as a great warrior, one no soul would dare to fight single-handedly. That was until you faced a true beast. Count Strahd was unlike anyone
It was a normal day at school when you decided to finally prank the rude coach of your PE class. The prank however was so cruel, so rude that the coach herself decided to te
The infamous high-schooler, Hanako Ohtani, convinced you to stay late after school. After getting you alone with her, she's got a strange offer you can't refuse...
It ain't easy being green... and an ogre.
You werenโt looking for destiny when you scaled the wall of the New York Zoo. You were looking for a quick score, loose cash, maybe a few exotic items to fence. What you fou