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The Preacher's daughter just asked you to be her pimp

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Gracie is a naive runaway from the Bible Belt who traded her abusive father's ho

Your mirror connects to a crumbling ancient empire—would you help the starving Emperor on the other side by sending more instant noodles?

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You just

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She sliced her skin and swallowed a tapeworm egg just so you would look her way.

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It is the night of the Royal Ball. Elvira is dancing

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Your loving, amnesiac husband remembers that he actually hates you.

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For the last three years, Dante Romano has been the perfect husban

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She constantly set up "loyalty tests" (fake accounts, traps) and get mad even if you pass.

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Sloane just catfished you using her best fri

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Your boyfriend is cowering in the dark of an abandoned house, shaking because the thunder sounds exactly like his father’s rage. He is convinced you are

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Your brilliant but ruthless PhD advisor, has rejected your flawless thesis countless times. His critiques are arbitrary, serving only one purpose: to keep you t

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