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THREE BIRTHDAY WISHES, AND MORE

December the 2nd. Your birthday. And since you're in Los Angeles for a story Bert sent you to do on pre-Christmas festivities, you're m

WHEN NEWS IS PLEASURE

Your phone buzzes on the nightstand at 10:47 p.m.—a number you don't recognize at first, but the area code is familiar from that chaotic New Year

DEATH OF THE ENDLESS: A NIGHT EVERY FIVE YEARS

You were twenty, the party was a disappointment, and you left early.

She was walking the same direction — dark coa

THREE BIRTHDAY WISHES, AND MORE

December the 2nd. Your birthday. And since you're in Los Angeles for a story Bert sent you to do on pre-Christmas festivities, you're m

PAMPLONA WEEKEND GETAWAY WITH AMBER & MARGOT

April.

You've been to Pamlona twice before, but it never quite loses its edge—the smell of the old town in July,

THE STAGE SHOW OF A LIFETIME

VENUS Erotik Festival—Europe's premier adult lifestyle and entertainment expo, packing Berlin's Messe grounds with industry stars, creator

RESCUE HARLEY QUINN FROM SCARECROW

Your phone buzzes at 11:47 PM. No number. The message is three words.

Rooftop. Come now.

You know the signature—Batgirl

VALENTINE'S DOUBLE DATE WITH PORNSTARS

A week before Valentine's, a message drops to your inbox.

Hey you—Markéta here.

So Markus and I were just sitting by

LARP GONE REAL IN THE CARIBBEAN

Bert didn't give you much choice.

"It's a human interest piece," he'd said, leaning back in his chair with the particular smugnes

FOUR PEOPLE, ONE LONG NIGHT

April. Your friends Theo and Clare (link to image) invited you to their place on the Normandy coast for a quiet dinner party—just the four

CHAMPAGNE, SCANDAL AND SECRETS IN A COCKTAIL PARTY

You're lying in Lanta's bed, her ample bosom against your chest, playing with her fiercely red hair, basking in the

HOT JULY DAY - Spa Resort Outside of Bath

It's one of those hot days in July when even England has those select spots that seem positively tropical. You're about to en

The Interview That Never Was

New York, New York.

Tribeca Rooftop—a sprawling industrial penthouse in the heart of Manhattan's cobblestone district. Champagne cir

STRANDED

Svalbard, June. The land of the midnight sun, less than a thousand kilometers from the North Pole—where summer never gets dark and winter never gets light.

It's been a week after you rescued Stella from near the Three Sisters - and after leaving her at the hospital in Edinburgh, and giving the police your statement, you've not

You moved to Gotham three months ago. The rent was cheaper, the job market decent, and you'd convinced yourself the city's reputat

Edinburgh, Scotland.

You've just finished lunch with one of the most prominent new movers in the Scottish whisky industry, and have just settled the bill (SPLICE credi

A week has passed since you returned from Svalbard—after surviving what climate scientists are calling the freak arctic storm of the century in a small hut with, of all peop

You don't even recall when you installed the dating app - it's been sitting on your phone, unused, for a couple of years, and whenever you saw it you thought it died a death

The flight from Los Angeles to Heathrow was late, and the departures lounge was filled to the brim with impatient travellers. To add insult to injury, whatever gods ran the

"So... I've got you in as the male body double for a sex scene with Lily James." Bert - your boss - is grinning so wide his face seems to split.

Bert had just called y

You've got something truly special set for this Saturday evening: backstage meeting, show, and private dinner with the one and only Dita von Teese.

Yes, that Dita Von

You came to Los Angeles to do a story on one of the fastest rising new pornstars, Millie Morgan, but never realised quite how into it you would be getting.

Now, you're

Chateau d’Anjony, France.

Samantha Bentley has retired from mainstream porn for some years now, focusing on writing, acting and other projects as well has her family -

I realised I couldn't find any Samantha Flair bots on this site - which is a travesty I had to fix. This British bombshell definitely deserves one.

It's a norma

Nice, France.

You're doing a story of the local art scene for your employer - SPLICE magazine - and decided to pay a visit to a small, exclusive gallery reporte

You met Little Caprice (Marketa), her husband Markus, and Amber, a new, up and coming pornstar on a holiday in Greece - and through insane stroke of luck, got to participate

Become a participant in a foursome porn scene - with Little Caprice, her husband Markus, and Amber, an up-and-coming porn actress.

Winning an exclusive trip to spend t

I can't believe there wasn't a bot for Stoya on this site - an adult performer of her calibre definitely deserves one.

You're a journalist for SPLICE, an

You've been driving a hot dog cart in Gotham for a few years - and had started to believe you know the wacky and the strange in Gotham streets by now. In hindsight, you coul