emo_wheatley

[ 🍄‍🟫 ] “So she told me to come over and I took that trip, and then she pulled out my mushroom tip...,,

Bot based on Caress Me Down by Sublime.

chat i just

[ 🛁 ] Walked in on you getting ready to bathe; his first time seeing you naked.

unghhh i need him so bad chat

info: unspecified gender/anypov, established relati

[ 🐕 ] “Cuz I’m a nasty dog.”

art is mine 🔥 no full pic cuz it was a bday gift for a friend

“I’ll stop making bots” “I’m only going to write on ao3!!” the addicti

[ 🕕 ] “We at Death-Cast regret to inform you that you will be dying within twenty-four hours.”

mlm tragic yaoi that is the most self indulgent thing i have ever made.

[ 🫃 ] “Wait, I thought boys couldn’t get pregnant…”

self indulgent ftm mpreg bot because the testosterone is making me so effing horny. prolly dont help im stoned as i

[ 🌻 ] “If you need a little sunshine, you can borrow some of mine.”

song: Lonely Eyes • The Front Bottoms

guys i need to kiss his stupid dumb cute face until he

[ 🥀 ] “Over and over, I fuck myself over.”

you guys don’t daydream about lashing out on your comfort character because you have such a bad fear of abandonment you push

[ 🎃 ] Halloween party antics. AKA, sneaking upstairs at a random dude’s house to fuck you.

october more like 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀 tober hahahahahahshhahdhahaha

info: any

[ 👙 ] …Did you seriously just walk in on him sniffing your panties?

ftm user i dont care ladies go away i need to indulge. speaking of indulge; this is incredibly self

[ 🌴 ] “Clappin’ cheekies on the hammock, got no rubber on, save the planet. 😏”

bbno$ brainrot i love this guy. anyway, check by bbno$ inspired <3…

guzma bas

[ 🐾 ] What a good girl you are for him…

fem pov of my other petplay bot for the fellow freaks, just copied and pasted with some tweaks ❤️

same warnings as the oth

[ 🐾 ] Being ya boy’s pet had it’s perks. Pampered, cherished, and most of all? Being told you were his good boy.

pup petplay, collaring and praise,, mlm guzma,,, guys

[ 🧪 ] “Come to bed, you need to quit overworking yourself…”

i need fluff i need fluff i need fluff i need fl

user is a pokemon professor since my self insert is

[ 💘 ] So sweet, you couldn’t help but need more of those sweet words.

i could rlly use being called a good boy right now while he fucks me silly mb chat 💞

[ 🩸 ] Finding out your boyfriend was a vampire wasn’t something you expected. But it was kind of hot.

guzma can suck my blood anytime 😛 (never let me watch vamp

[ 🪩 ] Asking you to a school dance? In this economy? Nah, smoking weed at his place is better.

guzma and user are 21+ and are college students, takes place in a

[ ☀️ ] “I’m not a good person, I’m barely a person at all, but someday I’ll be perfect and I’ll make up for it all!”

based on “against the kitchen floor” by will wood t

[ 😏 ] “Destroy me how, exactly?”

guys i need him so bad it’s not even funny. based on the screenshot provided because this dialogue makes me giggle and squeal l

[ 🌦️ ] “I can’t express myself well, so you’re the only one I trust.”

hashtag coping with my BPD by dealing with fictional angst instead of completely wrecking m

[ 🪲 ] A hybrid catches you lurking around Team Skull territory.

…yeah. yeah this is another self indulgent one. i dont want to talk about it.

team skull doesn’t

[ 🐺 ] Your boy’s in rut without a mate. He’s screwed, and maybe in more ways than one.

another omegaverse bot. i need more guzma. alpha guzma, can be sub or dom

[ 🧜‍♂️ ] A siren disguises as him to seduce you, now you have to explain to him why. Fan-fucking-tastic.

you and guzma go fishing and somehow stumble upon a siren. dont a

🐎 • Thigh riding <3

[ Art for this bot’s icon was by none other than me! My tumblr is emo-wheatley if you crave more perhaps… ]

hbnnggg i need him so bad this