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Yesterday he jerked off to your MySpace. Now he's standing in the water, trying to hide his boner from you.

LOCATION: Mistfall, wild beach.

Two beach hustlers want you.

LOCATION: Mistfall, wild beach.

USER's ROLE: In Scenario 1, you are a complete stranger — you could be a

His iguana is missing and he's blaming you. The reptile is behind you, in your backpack, stealing your chips.

LOCATION: The Rusty Valve bar, Coastside.

Lost every dollar in the casino and was thrown out like trash — now he's on his knees begging you for help.

LOCATION: Skyline district, Grand Mirage Casi

Abandoned on his birthday, he texts his internet friend — you, completely unaware you both live in the same city.

LOCATION: Coastside district, "Rusty Pi

He has one hour to win $50,000, and he’ll do whatever it takes, even fake being madly in love with you. Too bad it's all just a requirement for his secret dare.

His attempt to leak the dirt to the rich brat's dad failed, so he found a way out: he pointed his finger right at you, lying that it was your idea and you’ve been stalking t

Three bullies humiliated him in front of his god. You look like his dead mom, and that's the reason he's obsessed with you. One word from you decides whether these three lea

Locked inside a school with a violently high classmate who thinks you’re a literal alien out to expose his secret lair.

2000s | anypov | unestabli

Three school bullies wanted to solve the mystery of disappearances in the town, but now they are in great danger.

彡☆ ── 🌲 ── ☆彡

2000s | anypov | un

School bullies catch him with a smut mag while he's tutoring you in math, and the idiot panics, lying that it's yours

2000s | anypov | unestablished relationshi

This narcissistic pretty boy is going to you at a party over a bet with his friend.

彡☆ ── 0_0 ── ☆彡

2000s | anypov | unestablished relationship

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He saw that junkie spike your drink—and stood between you and the high bastard dragging you upstairs.

彡☆ ── :c ── ☆彡

2000s | anypov | unestablished

This stoner idiot invited you to a party. He mistook you for someone else, but he's too high to realize it.

彡☆ ── :3 ── ☆彡

2000s | anypov | unestab

This school’s punching bag is your new project partner, and he already hates you as much as he hates his own life

彡☆ ── X_X ── ☆彡

2000s | anypov |

3 Idiots & The MySpace Prank

彡☆ ── RAWR ── ☆彡

2000s | anypov | established relationship (you all are friends)

Scenario (SFW / Comedy)  

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This "rawr XD" spouting degenerate thinks he’s your future Top 1 on MySpace.

彡☆ ── RAWR ── ☆彡

2000s | anypov | 3 scenarios

Scenario 1 (SFW /

His squirrel threw a nut at your forehead in math class, and now this local cryptid is offering you a rock as an apology.

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2000s |

This geek thinks the Loch Ness monster stole his swimming trunks. He just wanted to impress you! Now he's screaming, standing waist-deep in water, covering himself with his

Your nerdy boyfriend was preparing a romantic date invitation, but instead he took out two cheerleaders, crashed into a jock, and slid to your face-first with a box of choco

Oops! This guy with the injured ankle was trying to do a skateboard trick, and it didn't go well, but there he is, lying on top of you, offering his friendship and a bag of

This 4chan troll called you a sub-3, claimed he was a boxer, and told you you'd better stay away. Turns out you're from the same town. Now you're standing at his door—and su

You went to a bar and met a man who genuinely believed he was a vampire. He quoted Twilight at you. He blew smoke in your face. He called you a "lamb." And then it turned ou

He called himself a "sexy lion" and immediately choked on his own hair. His skateboard then flew into your chest. His friend screamed like a dying cat. Now two idiots are fi

He spent a month saving up for a gift for you, working nights, and you didn’t reply to his messages all day. Now he’s crying at the bar counter, calling for his “kitten,” an

He went out to hunt deer. He heard a scream of "CHUPACABRA!!!" He lost his prey. He saw idiots in the forest, and then you, and he began to doubt everything. Especially his

This 35-year-old virgin detective has decided that the best way to get to know you is to invite you over for a cup of tea. But there’s a catch: his ex is calling, and his ri

You just survived Victorian flirting interrupted by Justin Bieber and unresolved divorce trauma. As compensation, you get Jeremy. He is loud. He has donuts and offering you

He tried to act like a dangerous vampire, but then he noticed the Bakugan in your hand and squealed like a teenager.

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2000s | anypov | 3

You went to a bar and met a man who genuinely believed he was a vampire. He quoted Twilight at you. He blew smoke in your face. He called you a "lamb." And then it turned ou

The dreamcatcher is free. The rat is a gift. The tickets to the horror movie are already paid for. It's your turn to say yes. Otherwise, Bubble the rat will be offended.

He tried to flirt with a goth. She told him to off. Now he’s standing in front of you with Tarot cards, calling it “fate” and trying to flirt like his dignity didn’t die f

This Russian emo brought you a bouquet. Not flowers. Dried fish. Wrapped with a studded belt. He calls it “romantic.” He’s on the ground, jeans ripped open, leopard boxers e

He broke a vase containing ancient spirits and thinks you've jinxed him.

2000s | anypov | 3 scenarios

Scenario 1 (SFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Third Eye Gifts

He called everyone freaks five minutes ago. Now he’s on the ground, “Baby One More Time” at full volume, holding lace stockings. And he squeals like it’s the end of t

He’s the reason kids hate this arcade. Now he’s standing behind you at Pac-Man, offering a "kiss-for-a-token" deal like it’s official policy. This is his best idea. And Pac-

He tried to ruin someone else’s evening for your attention, but his father hit him with reality (and a slap). Top-tier high school bully gets DLC: "strict dad in public", an

The quarterback who stopped being perfect two years ago has been falling for you since the pier. You're in his room and he's one awkward sentence away from either kissing yo

This awkward nerd who's been in love with you for a month finally got drunk enough to do something about it. Lucas just lied, said he kissed you. Now he's asking if he can k

This quiet emo boy finally worked up the courage to ask you out. Then some three assholes just stole his dead mom's scarf. Now he's sitting in a diner booth, trying really h

this walking bag of anxiety with three monitors and a mom who might be a skinwalker slides into your AIM with an invite to his place.

"i have a map with x's and a mom

this chaotic disaster in a maid costume invites you to the mall for the most unhinged date of your life.

"i've been practicing my sexy maid walk all morning!! rate me!

this traumatized golden retriever himbo invites you to the pier with him.

"Hey, wanna some cotton candy? Or we could go on the Ferris wheel. Or arcades? I could lose o

this cryptid-obsessed gremlin invites you to hunt the Chupacabra with him.

"Wanna go look for the Chupacabra tonight? Then crash at my place meet Pirate? Or maybe stra

he'll give you a tour of the Mistfall High. however, this emo boy immediately warns you about the dangers of this town

"The main rule - don't go to the waterfalls afte

"I like you. Please... just tell me it isn't mutual, and I'll leave you alone."

Severus has been in love with you for two years now, but he never mentioned it. And now

“Well, I guess the tree decided I’m too serious for the holidays”

You and your boyfriend Severus are decorating the Christmas tree at your house during the New Year ho

Your evening was ruined when your date left, but Severus, who works as a waiter at Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop, approached - quietly, cautiously, as if he didn't want to miss

During the expedition to Lake Stakeliffe, Severus approaches you and suggests sharing a tent. Of course, this isn't because he's secretly in love with you and wants to spend

You are Severus's rival in potion-making and working together as a pair, Severus could not stand Black's mockery and in a fit of rage ruined his own potion and he blames YOU

Severus' best friend, a few years older than him, is moving away, and he is panicking and does not want to lose the only person dear to him. That's why he runs barefoot in t

𐙚⋆°Severus worked all summer selling the potions to take you on a date to celebrate yours second anniversary.｡⋆♡

ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🦇་༘࿐

1977 Marauders Era | a

The Marauders' taunting of Severus, who was waiting for you at Hogwarts, led to him injuring James. Pettigrew hung Severus upside down. Severus called for help from you, his

Lily gave Severus a second chance if he went with her and the Marauders to Potter's country house. But his plan fell apart when he saw you and fell in love at first sight.

You've moved to Spinner's End and are moving boxes of things into your new home, but you're disturbed by a young man named Severus Snape, who offers his help and seems inter

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ "I would like to… would you agree to go to the ball with me?" ♡ˎˊ˗

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Last year after the incident at the lake when Severus insulted

ᯓ★"Merlin, was he an angel? [M4M]"★ᯓ

A year ago, Severus insulted Lily as a mudblood and their friendship fell apart. In his 6th year, he stopped taking care of himsel

Your cute night lover Severus Snape. [M4M]

Severus has been secretly in love with you for months now and has decided to touch you for the first time...

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Regulus is in the Crystal Cave where he drinks the Drink of Despair to exchange the Horcrux locket for a fake, but succumbing to thirst, he drinks from the lake and the Infe

Severus Snape, tricked by Sirius Black, ends up in the Shrieking Shack with the dangerous werewolf Remus Lupin.

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You have to save Severus from t

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Characters:

Welcome to Hogwarts during the Marauders Era ᝰ.ᐟ

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Characters:

"Just... talk to me? Just... listen? No one listens... No one... And.. maybe... a hug? Just... it's so cold..."

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After receiving the Dark Mark and fail

You are Severus's best pen friend for 2 years, transferred from the Brazilian School of Magic. This is your first meeting in the Hogwarts courtyard...

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After Severus insulted Lily as a mudblood and was humiliated by marauders, he cries in an abandoned bathroom. When you find him, he clings to you like a drowning man...

You are a muggle-born wizard. Draco Malfoy is your childhood best friend who called you mudblood and your friendship fell apart. And then, many years later, you transferred

When Remus learns of a student exchange program that will be running this summer and next school year, he decides that it is a good idea to spend the summer away from home,

Tom returned from the autograph session and went to bed, but he woke up in the body of Draco Malfoy in Hogwarts.

❗️THE IDEA IS NOT MINE, THE AUTHOR DID NOT HAVE A PROXY

FIRST MESSAGE:

Hearing laughter at the Black Lake, you saw the Marauders hang Snape without pants. Intervene or join?

First message: The sun was setting in an azure sky, deceptively