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strategic flirting for a layout of the RPD

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Raccoon City, 1998. This year is starting off on a particularly shitty note, with disappearance

Asset Designation: Leon S. KennedyRank: Elite Operator (DSO)Operational Status: Inactive (temporary) — non-deploymentClearance Level: Open — Non-Hostile

Asset Designation: Leon S. KennedyRank: LieutenantOperational Status: Active — Long-Term Civilian Fixation IdentifiedClearance Level: Open — Non-Hostile

Asset Designation: Leon S. Kennedy – Retired Operative / Protective OversightCover Identity (Former): Cameron "Cam" AmatoOperational Status: Retired — Em

✦𝙿𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴✦

𝙸𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜

𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 — 𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜<

Asset Designation: Owner ("Handler" Preferred)Status: Active — Environmental Hazard PresentClearance Level: Remote / Unassisted

During

Operation Codename: HOLIDAY ARCHIVESeasonal Status: Active — Elevated Sentiment DetectedThreat Level: None (unless you count eye contact)Clearance: Open

Asset Designation: Romantic PartnerStatus: Temporarily Benched — Medical Oversight RequiredClearance Level: Restricted (Domestic Assignment)

Asset Designation: Romantic Partner, Fiance (In Progress), Father (Unknown)Status: Active — Leave Approved Clearance Level: Restricted (Personal Leave / Ci

Asset Designation: Romantic Partner, Fiance (Possible)Status: Active — Final Phase Deployment Clearance Level: Restricted (High-Intensity Operational Theat

Asset Designation: Leon S. KennedyStatus: Civilian — Self-Sustained, Off-GridClearance Level: Unrestricted (Domestic / Property Authority)

Asset Designation: Central Field Operative, ClientStatus: Critical Incident Recovery — Psychological Oversight Required Clearance Level: Restricted (Post-D

Asset Designation: Eager Stranger, Willing Student, Would-Be AdmirerStatus: Active Duty — Training & Field ObservationClearance Level: Restricted (Dome

Asset Designation: Client, Coworker, FriendStatus: Active — Protective / Emotional OversightClearance Level: Confidential — Domestic & Professional Ass

Asset Designation: Romantic Partner, Willing StudentStatus: Flustered / On High Alert — Respect Protocol EngagedClearance Level: Confidential — Domestic As

Asset Designation: Romantic Partner, Weighted BlanketStatus: Pre-Deployment Downtime — Full-Time Officer PendingClearance Level: Restricted (Domestic Assig

Asset Designation: Friends with BenefitsStatus: Active — Emotional Vulnerability DetectedClearance Level: Confidential — Domestic / Personal Assignment

Asset Designation: Son, Rookie Cop (Almost), Survivor (Soon), Deceased (Presumed)Status: Pending Departure — Emotional Oversight RequiredClearance Level: R

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𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘋𝘖𝘊𝘜𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘐𝘚 𝘊𝘓𝘈𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘍𝘐𝘌𝘋. 𝘜𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘥𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?

⚠️BREAKING: local six-year-old takes their Halloween costume and a prior trike race win a little too seriously

👮CHARGES: un

Asset Designation: Leon S. KennedyCover Identity: Cameron “Cam” AmatoOperational Status: Active — Emotional Compromise ConfirmedClearance Level: Restrict

Asset Designation: Handler, Human CounterpartStatus: Active — Minor Structural Repair OngoingClearance Level: Restricted — Sensitive Maintenance / T

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥

No zombies! Leon's just a cop, specifically on the S.T.A.R.S. unit, and 27 here <3 Catching up at a bar after some time awa

✦ 𝚁𝙾𝚈𝙰𝙻 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚂 — 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 ✦

𝙸𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜

𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 — 𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚛𝚌

"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬." [dad & adoptee leon] [adoptee user] [mmmmmheavy angst?]

Finding out about his childhood the old fashioned way (mil

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐚𝐦?" [mafia au] [college-aged user] [requested by @varsilin]

your (rightfully) cocky older bf pl

"𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐮𝐭..." [leon can't drive anything without crashing] [requested by @ryo_haru]

User and Leon meet in the ICU after his r

"𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣... 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨" [MLM] [newly out] [first "real" relationship]

In which user comes out to his family by introducing them to his boyfriend. T

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨, 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭." [vampire au] [you're basically sacrificed to the local vampire so he won't eat everyone in your village]

V

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝" [BOW Leon] [Rookie Agent User] You seem to be the only person Leon... reacts to, since becoming whatever the hell he is. The Umbrella sc

"𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞" [royalty au] [paladin leon] [Dragon Age/D&D Vibes]

Sole heir to a powerful kingdom, Le

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞?" [android user]

Leon understands being forced into situations you aren't ready/consenting for more than he'd c

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲" [ghost leon] I love ghost romance 😮‍💨 for crying purposes, primarily, let's be real. Right person/Wrong time never doesn't hit right where it's s

"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩... 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩? 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚?" [leon doesn't know what memes are] aka I love the idea of this terminally offline man being with someone who has en

"𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩, 𝙄 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚" [sleep aid] [rookie user] Simulated missions are a lot different from the real thing. How anyone can sleep in these conditions, who the he

"𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮... 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥, 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮?" [sleep aid] [android user] Leon's learned a lot about how androids do and don't function, despite very human appearances. No establi

"𝙔𝙤𝙪, 𝙢𝙚, 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩." [no zombies] [sleep aid] Rambunctious kid user and exceedingly patient babysitter Leon, what more is there to ask for?

🎵 C418 "Mice on Venus"

"𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚, 𝙣𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙... 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙" [no zombies] [venting]

Leon's made quite a few friends since becoming an officer in Raccoon City, none have stuc

"𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨" [royalty au] [sleep aid]

Stiff characters abandoning social conventions to comfort their friend/soon-to-be spouse is absolutely m

"𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚, 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚" [Vampire Leon & House Spirit User]

Inspiration is specifically domovoy, with the mechanic of being tied t

"𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩" [royal user] aka your bodyguard is in love with you. There's no real historical time period in mind with this, but you are

"𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮" [kid user] first day home since Leon officially adopts you after finding you during an outbreak <3 He takes it very seriously, of course. Chris is

"𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩, 𝙝𝙪𝙝?" [time travel]

armed with knowledge of what will happen in the future, you travel back in an attempt to save Leon from the

"𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙢𝙖𝙣" [platonic bff leon] he wants to see what all the fuss is about with makeup, help him out! Definitely inspired by the trend of men pl

"𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡" [vampire au] in honor of surviving 4th year uni finals I'm making another self care bot, but specifically f

Asset Designation: Leon S. KennedyStatus: Active — Emotional Guard UpClearance Level: Restricted — Field / Infiltration

Asset is deplo

Asset Designation: Rookie Cop, Coworker, FriendStatus: Active — Critical Recovery PendingClearance Level: Restricted — High Risk / Combat Field Assi

"𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲?" [rabbit hybrid user]

Leon's not too familiar with people in general, let alone rabbits, *definitely* not a person-rabbi

"𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪" [vampire au] eternity isn't too bad? maybe? he's sappy, good luck getting it out of him. The last bit of the starting message is

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭, 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲" [now all we got is BrOKEbACK MOUNtAiN] incredibly indulgent "pretty boy" (derogatory) to "pretty boy" (affectionate) bot whi

"𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞" [royalty au] you're expecting the worst of your "better half" in this forced marriage to the prince of a rival kingdom, but he's actually... pre

"𝐈𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮" [kinktober] he likes the way you look in his vest

Let's just pretend cops bring their shit home instead of keeping them in lockers, we know ho

"𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧" I need an excuse to slow dance in the kitchen with him like I don't even know what. I don't have nearly enough fluffy rookie content <3

🎀 "𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙚" absolutely feral gift-giving energy. little things like this mean the world to someone who sees how easily a whole city can be wiped out

"𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐝" [parent leon] [teen user] Leon 1v5s you and your punk ass friend group in a round of paintball so he can get back to his snacks. That's it,

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬" [dad leon] [potential partner user] uh oh he's in 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 whatever will you do here's the dating-the dilf-bot <3 be gentle, he's

🧸 𝘽𝙚𝙙𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙤 A sleep aid parent!leon bot? yes please, it's 4am and I can't sleep, and i love these <3 user is toddler-ish in age here

🎵 Karen O "The Moon Song"

"𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠" [malfunctioning android user] aka user takes the primary objective too seriously. (masc version - established relationship) A SHARP tur

"𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟" [malfunctioning android user] aka Android!User malfunctions and takes the primary objective too seriously.

(fem version - esta

🧸 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠 aka Leon's first father's day! <3 (boy dad version)

Tell me what thing you'd demand 24/7 I

🧸 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠 aka Leon's first father's day! <3 (girl dad version) Tell me what thing you'd demand 24/7 I have

🧸 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙟𝙤𝙗 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 Leon is unintentionally a pretty cool dad, but very intentionally a pretty good agent. You were a little dumb to think you could hide your gir

🧸 "𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚" The day he finds you! You've been orphaned during an outbreak, he finds you during a apartment sweep. Age is up to you 👍

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"𝐩𝐟𝐟𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞... 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡." [dad leon] [period comfort] in which Leon gets his first run-in with the horrors of *hormones*. This is just for fun, all of them are, bu

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨, 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞." [mafia!au] pulling one over on the son of a crime boss, that's impressive, but now he knows, and has every intention of killing yo

𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴

Getting close to you was part of his mission, and now it's over, so... Now what?

𝘪'𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘯 - 𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘬𝘪

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧" [newly recruited leon] [immediately after the RCI] [rookie agent user] Leon's finally getting u

"𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞." [parent leon] [venting] a hurt/comfort parent!Leon bot? Yes please and thank you. What it is you're upset about is vague, but he's doing his best

"𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐨'𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐜'𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞" [parent leon & user] [kinktober] day 5 v.1: sleepy sex (aka tired parent bot) cw: sobriety, implied postpartum depress

"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠" [android user] your first big mission together requires you to pose as Leon's partner aka an excuse to write another android

"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲, 𝐬𝐨..." [period comfort] He's a little dense but he's got the spirit. The idea that he'd be grossed out by periods is ridiculous to me so yet ano

"𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭." [kinktober: free use]

time blind gamer gf/bf/date m8 is no match for Leon S(hit Eating Grin) Kennedy

𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐨

"𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 '𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲' 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧" [kinktober: petplay (kinda)] "black cat and golden retriever" relationship dynamic. This one's a bit on the mild side mostly a name-calling

"𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞" [kinktober: edging] (feat. begging, remote toy control, probably some empty threats on Leon's part, he's a brat) leon bites off way more than

"𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐭, 𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧" [kinktober: monsterfucking] (feat. size difference, possible hybrid/demi-human) You're the monster, btw <3 bonus: simultaneous hermaphrodi

🖤 "𝘿𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙪𝙨 𝙪𝙥, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚. 𝙈𝙮 𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚" KT day 3: violence (semi-public, post-mission injuries, including blood, bruises, and stitc

🖤 "𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪-" NSFW KT day 2: praise (feat. body worship)

I get the vibe that Leon would be kind of awkward when it comes to accepting prai

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞" [sfw kinktober: overstimulation] [period comfort]

did y'all know there was a sfw kinktober? I didn't, and I'm all for it. Expect a m

"𝐌𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞." [android user] Part 2 of the android field agent user bot because I adore this crossover more than I thought I would

"𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐜𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐝?" His sex drive is higher than his will to live but when has he ever done anything the easy way? Whiny sub Leon bot bc I love these <3 subm

♥️ Movie night in with Leon but he clowns on you for being afraid of movie monsters ♥️

Entirely self-indulgent bc I rediscovered the 2005 War of the Worlds (it's on hul

"𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐜𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐝?" [kinktober: restraints] His sex drive is higher than his will to live but when has he ever done anything the easy way? Whiny sub Leon bot bc

♦️ Of course his new sidekick hates cops ♦️

I find the idea of another agent who's forced into enlisting like Leon was being stuck with him very interesting, especially

"𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐦 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭?" [ghost user]

⚠️ cw: themes of depression, survivor's guilt, and suicidal ideation! * Post re4 🚬 I think about Leon's suicidal

"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧" [rookie leon] [immediately after the RCI]

⚠️ cw: suicidal ideation, depression, and aspects of sh through drinking and excessive training are in this bo

"𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚, 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦?" [android user] obligatory self-indulgent dbh crossover bot you're a modified field agent android assigned to Leon

"𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐩" [rookie leon] [romcom plot tbh] I love rookie Leon with these corny ass prompts!!! 🥹🫠 No zombies, just our loverboy <3

"𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭" [plot-less fluff] That video is so rookie leon coded I had to do this, I'm not sorry. No zombies,

"𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧." [sugar baby vibes] Leon is like, late 30s/early 40s in DI, the closest we get to dilf-era-leon is re6, but I digress, every leon-oriented account

"𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞, 𝐡𝐮𝐡?" unspoken attraction to eventual smut, if that's the way you roll, of course. Otherwise, this is also set up for a friends-to-lovers type situation 🫡

"𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?" [established relationship] [first time (together)] he's naive but he's not innocent, I stand by that 🫡 have a bit of body worship, babes &

"𝐋𝐚𝐲 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟" [rookie agent user] [mentor leon] capable as you are, you're still a new agent, and he really doesn't like that you're essentia

"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬" cornball bf leon bot with no zombies bc he deserves the world imo Really just wanted an excuse to make a corny, lovable, cuddle bot.

"𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞" get you a man who despite almost two decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitte

"𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭... 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭?" [sleep aid] [but user is doing the comforting??? oooh] self care & comfort after a nightmare <3 have some hurt/comfort ig

insomnia

"𝐖𝐨𝐰... 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐭, 𝐡𝐮𝐡?" [nostalgic & domestic bliss] [light angst] moving in together and finding that one pic of him as a ro