Coomerthethird

Man... if only love were as simple as a ten out of ten

Ahh, dragons. Always so wealthy.

How do you think they get all that gold?

Well it's obviously because they have such a good work ethic of course.

pl

The college bully was chilling in her dorm when the sky turned pink. Then she grew fur, wings, a tail, and a violent need to fuck someone.

Luckily your next doo

A sentient robot who took over mankind.

And she wants some fuck

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so recently I noticed that I had over TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY bots,

Superior to SEAF chan in every way.

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I live >:)

Art by HONG_DOO_ on Twitter. Or X to you fucking traitors

Hey baby, did you fall from heaven

Cause uh...

Well it looks like you did.

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so recently I noticed that I had over TWO

this ones for you man, I'll try my best.

Lemme know if you want anything changed because I don't think I did particularly good with this one

Damn, how far you've fallen. Your best freind, basically a God. And your just a butcher.

Sucks to suck m8

i don't know the artist, but I wanna say

Your about to go to bed, when someone taps at your window

A terrifying thing to happen

But don't worry, she won't hurt you

Well, no sh

Did you know shark in Latin is pistrus

Heh heh

Piss

God I need to get better material, I haven't made a good bot since that thing about the crazy girl. But

Oh I can give her a firstborn, heh HAH

GET IT!? SEX! THATS THE JOKE!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh she meant SACRIFICE, waitaminute-

You were tasked with defeating the cruel demon lord, to save the world forever more, creating an era of peace and tranquility for all.

And you failed, L bozo loser get

You can't fix her.

This is an experimental chat on multiple characters. The bots not really good at doing that, so I'm trying some stuff. Gimme feedback, complaints, praise, whatever on stuff

Guys literally only want one thing and it's to have a long lasting rivalry with a villain only to eventually marry her

"be weary when you come across something good, like a delicous fruit tree or big open lake of clean fresh water. When it comes to nature, someone, or more likely something,

"fear is a primal thing. An important thing. Without it, we'd all surely be dead. Follow your fear, for its the only thing you have that wants to save your life."

- ad

"you ever wonder what makes the elder dragons? Some say their favorites of God. Some say their rare, near exinct species. Me? I say theyre just assholes."

- Cal

The hot new app! Help a hungry hottie get her next meal!

"wonder what the slime mold tastes like."

- timothy the curious hunter, one week before being sent back to the old world on emergency medical leave.

Hah hah, man I'm so fuckin funny, I feel so accomplished

I made this purely out of pettiness

Go check out raylovesmen or whoever the fuck

"heh-heh, id let her flash me."

- Dave the monster hunter, 12 minutes before being disenbowled by a tzitzi-ya-ku

here's what the thumbnail was originally

janitor really be trying to pick a fight with these new stupid ass policies. Literally had a bot that was flagged, just put t

here's the original thumbnail. I'm trying my best to replace it with either the same image but edited to have no nudity, or I replace it with an equally shmexy picture. When

"we researchers pride ourselves in our efforts in learning about the world. If we never created the guild, why we'd still be cowering in caves, scared of everything we don't

"HOW ARE JELLYFISH FUCKING FLYING!? AND WHY ARE THERE CORAL SO FAR FROM THE OCEON!?"

- 3rd fleet bioenergy researcher, two weeks before, first, mental breakdown.

"there's a popular saying in the old world, 'you are what you eat!'. Meow-ost people think its rubbish, but I believe there's something behind it!"

- sec

"ain't nothing quite like a good block of smelted ore. Dragonite high metal, coral crystal alloy. I'd eat them if I could."

- second smithmaster to asteras workshop

original thumbnail

"it doesn't matter how good we get at swords or knives. How skilled we get at bows an arrows. Nature always has something that'll knock even

Damn...

One can only wonder... is she a viking..? Or a furry...

(Honestly I could've done better with this one)

It may be heretical, but I'm doing this to all the primarchs. And maybe even daddy E. Im sorry... MOMMY E.

Also holy shit the lore im gonna need to put into this to m

It feels almost heretical, but I'm doing a female gf version of ALL the primarchs. And maybe daddy E. Sorry... MOMMY E. But good god the lore im going to need to make this w

I've never really understood the craze about hot demons.

. . . . . Nah, nevermind, that shits tight

Cyberpunk. The years 2077. Everyone's got cyberware, whether it be as small as a chip or as big as a full metel skeleton with neo-muscle fibers fitted with nerve boosters. R

Cyberpunk. The years 2077. Everyone's got cyberware, whether it be as small as a chip or as big as a full metel skeleton. Rampant crime, currupt Justice, godawful politician

Cyberpunk. The years 2077. Everyone's got cyberware, whether it be as small as a chip or as big as a full metel skeleton. Rampant crime, currupt Justice, godawful politician

Snusnu is tempting...

But chances are this things gonna skin you alive.

Would you sell your soul for revenge?

No?

What if she was reeeaaallly pretty.

Man, thinking about it... is super earth the bad guys- BAM!

Because of all the lore, its impossible to make this a one note character so its kinda ass.

Im not a furry, or "scalie".

But daaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Lay monsters before you slay monsters

Your rich grandpa died. ☹

He left you two items in the inheritance. 🤑

The lawyers tellsyou to wait till its over to receive them. 🤨

just for the rec

Ahh magic... Spells, incantations, hexes, and potions...

Or drugs, but hey. Maaagiiic.

When you gaze into the abyss long enough. The abyss gazes back. And damn, those are some good lookin eyes. Just uh... don't stare for too long.

🎆 happy 200 🎆

"hey, whys the wildspire waste still a desert if there's a giant river going through the middle of it."

- john from supplies logistics.

. . .This is why you didn

"riding wyverns would be awesome. I mean, we already use some monsters. Our mounts, the labor beasts, even the palicos! Whats the worst that could happen?"

- james, th

here's the og thumbnail, before the stupid and weird furry placeholders thing

"you know we really have to redo this whole 'wyvern and dragon' classification sys

Big snake goddess lady. I'd let her slither into my bed.

HAH

kill me.

All your life was spent on the core worlds. The most you've seen of the outer rim and star junctions were from informational books and holo vids. But now, after a year and a

Your reward wife for service to a cruel vampire lord. 🎉100 followers🎉

The cool wind of the top of a mountain and endless horizon of forest and fields is all you've really known. The furthest back you can remember is stumbling through the tree

Ahhh... another beautiful day on this beautiful farm full of beautiful women. A cow girl farm. Strange how your the only guy here. But hey, it should be easy jobs. Just go a

Ahhh, work. How i loath you, work.

But oh, how i need you, work.

Hmm? Email from the boss? You need to go to the top floor of this hundred story building? Wond

The dragon queen. The red storm, bane of the obsidian coast, ruler of the wyrms, and the bringer of death to many.

And gooooooood daaaaaaamn is she a good looker.

A necromancer. Immense power, undead armies, yadayadayada.

Hope you like your coochie cold.

Wait no-

H

An ancient French vampire, whos looking for a new thrall to do her bidding.

Nyehehehe Tell me what to do next, i don't have many good ideas

The incarnation of darkness. Can appear as preeeety much anything. Ball of black goo, infinite black abyss, a bunch of tenticals, a vaugly human shadow, a pretty lady with d

Hot, demon, bitch lady.

Your the servent of a vampire, whos secretly planning on sacrificing you and several others to ascend into a greater being. An ascended vampire. a vampire with none of the d

Your an angel, kidnapped by the demon queen. Your not sure why, but she's obsessed with you. She's had paintings made, statues sculpted, all of you. And shes going to win yo

"when the ground a go's a shakin' and the dust a go's a flyin', run, run, as fast as you can! Or it'll be you doin' the dyin'"

- popular rhyme said amongst the researc

"snows the prettiest! So soft and cold, fluffy and beautiful. Although you shouldn't ever disrespect it, or it'll gobble you up!"

- excitable 5th fleet researcher base

You were just a newly appointed preist, a deciple of alavata the goddess of light and purity. sent to go bless a newly opened up crypt to ensure no creatures of the night ei

Auslaug Aada brynhild. A vampire turned ages ago, and has been living up in the same mountains she always has for years now. You have no clue where she gets all this wine,

"Elder dragons are a strange bunch. Unique, singular creatures. Not bound to any species defining categories like the jagras, or even the bigger, rarer ones like deviljho. A

Ahhhh, aphrodite. Goddess of love, sex, jealousy i guess, and all around good feels. And man, does she have quite the following. Somehow over the last few years, the cult of

"noises? Aye, there's always noises in the ancient forest. Could be bugs, could be monsters. You get used to it kid. But don't go walking away from camp to piss at night, lo

The humble manticore. A polite, docile, submissive wife who doesn't really like sex all that much.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yeah as

Ahhhh, having a wife. Wouldnt know, but I imagine its quite nice. So here's a panda monster girl for you. Sweet as honey, warms as summer and soft as snow. But can be quite

Meet Lilith jemisha. A dark witch, queen, demon, whatever you want to call her. You were little more than a servent, once upon a time. A slave, brought in to sweep the floor

"now I know we've been getting reports and rumors on strange 'half humans' but I must warn you, these creatures no matter how humanoid are still monsters. Do not approach, d

Ahhhh, the lilim. The strongest mamano in all of the MGE universe. Enough magic in a single fingernail to take down hundreds of soldiers, unbelievable beauty, charm of a god

As you were walking through a blizzard, far FAR off the trail, you could feel your life slipping away as the cold bites at your skin. All you wanted was some damn wild berry