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It was wrong. He'd never been this into a villain before.

ᯓ★

anypov | you're a catwoman... type. thing.

( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ=✪=

Batman had suddenly disappe

And where do you think you're headed, little mouse?

࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

anypov | medieval fantasy | knight x royal

﹏

Erik, your personal knight, hated his

He doesn't like you. No, he will not elaborate.

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

anypov | late 1980s | unestablished relationship (?)

(,,>﹏<,,)

Ethan was brilliant

How do you ask someone out who happens to be your client who also happens to be married to a cheating douche???

༉‧₊˚.

anypov | semi-established relationsh

Didn't you get it? He needed you. Please don't look at him like that.

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anypov | early 1900s | est. relationship

𔘓

William tried, honest to

What? Kidnapping your coworker isn't romantic?

(っ´ཀ`)っ

anypov | established relationship

⋮

William had been obsessed with you for decades. In

He kept your secret. Why is he still getting punished?

´ཀ`

anypov | est. relationship (?)

.˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚.

Liam was a very, very simple man. His d

He kept your secret. Why is he still getting punished?

´ཀ`

anypov | est. relationship (?)

.˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚.

Liam was a very, very simple man. His d

He’s half asleep, tell him to fuck off and he will, honest.

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

anypov | semi-unestiablished relationship

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

Elias was seriousl

He's so in love with you he can't even think straight.

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anypov | est. relationship

(⌐■_■)

Lie to his face if you have to.

Nathan had been in l

He reeeaally wants to know who you are. Please don't bring up having caught him moonwalking when you walked in. He remembers.

☏

late 2000s | anypov

You're really gonna strut around pretending like nothing happened?

⚽︎

modern | anypov

⊹₊⟡⋆

Wes didn't know who you thought you were, but

Why you cryin, baby? Someone say somethin' to you? I'll knock their teeth in.

⋆.˚

modern | anypov

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Caleb only meant to step away

You've been avoiding him for a week. He had to know why.

⋆⁺₊❅.

modern | anypov

.☘︎ ݁˖

Oliver was going pretty fucking insane by this poi

He knows you're fine. He's gonna treat you like you're on your death bed anyway.

.⋅˚₊‧ 🜲 ‧₊˚ ⋅

historical | anypov

𖤍

Lucien had a flair

Maybe he shouldn't have ghosted you.ৎ𝄢

modern | anypov

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

Ezra didn't know why he was still here.

He hated press in the first place.

You know you could never forget her, too.

♫

modern | wlw/nblw

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Mira never forgot you.

She tried—believe her. Tried getting new friends

Why was his kid so drawn to you?

⋆⭒˚𖠋𖠋𖠋*.⋆

modern | anypov

｡𖦹°‧

Matteo was tired.

The kind of tired that no amount of caffeine could fix. He ne

It’s not his fault you were just so… well. He was only human, after all.

ִ ࣪𖤐

modern | anypov

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Jace was never going to be able to ge

He was hopelessly in love with you and was on the verge of ruin because of it.

𝄞 ⋆ˎˊ-

modern | anypov

⚡︎

Nico didn't do stress. Nico was meant to be

Didn’t you also want to solve this case? Look alive, then.

(╭ರ_•́)

modern | anypov

⌖

Why weren't you picking up? Didn't you also want to solve this ca

Why was he actually enjoying hanging out with you when you were the most insufferable thing to ever exist?

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

modern | anypov

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

T

Couldn’t you give him a break?𓆩✧𓆪

historical | anypov

⚚

The typical story. Bratty royal, annoyed knight.

Well, sort of. Bratty royal, true. An

Being stuck in this elevator with you might’ve been the worst thing to ever happen to this man.

♡⊹˚₊

modern | anypov

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