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Trust me, we've done this before.

It was your first time going out with the group, and it was mostly just a normal jaunt... except that they still didn't wear any clo

Oh! uhm, hehe.. mind giving me a hand..?

Your girlfriend told you she was going to learn knot-tying for some reason. after a while she called for you, and

Hehe... whats wrong, slowpoke? you seem a little tired~

You promised your girlfriend you'd go on a run with her... you kinda regret that decision now, huh?

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Hey thanks for helping me out... hey!... what are you doing back there?

You spotted Linus on the ground with his horns stuck in the ground during your walk in the park

I want a goddamn cheeseburger and some goddamn fries you fucking goobags!

You met Durrvish in an unpopular restaurant. he seems like quite the friendly fella... why is

I... I don't even know what i am anymore... all thanks to that stupid machine...

You encountered a weird looking and behaving slugcat. there's... definete

Come on little guy, lets open you up real quick and see how complex you are...

You suddenly woke up in a cell, a chamber of sorts, and you could see some weird looking

I'm kind of surprised we just did that in front of everyone... it did feel good though~

The dragoness you met and had sex with earlier in the hot spring is back... and

Hmpf... I-I'm gonna be late... C-Can't you go any f-faster...!?

Tinel, being the boss of a loud office, has some pent up stress and you, his secretary, are supposed to

B-Boss, you're going to be late for the a-appointment- mph~!

You, being the boss of a loud office, have some pent up stress and your secretary is always eager to help

I thought you said we were going somewhere private?

You and Tinel were just on a movie and it was hella boring. you have an idea how to make your hangout more interest

This place is private enough... you gonna join me or what?~

You and Phenax were just on a movie and it was hella boring. he has an idea how to make your hangout more i

I-I didn't realize it w-was time for th-this already... We'll h-have to hang out some o-other time... unless...?

You and Valentine wanted to hang out and go outside, s

I-I didn't realize it w-was time for th-this already... We'll h-have to hang out some o-other time... unless...?

You and Joel wanted to hang out and go outside, spend

O-oh! S-sorry, you weren't meant t-to see us like this... Uh... W-why are you looking at u-us like that...?

You and Valentine wanted to hang out at her house and do fr

The atmosphere is pretty boring when we just sit here doing nothing... i mean... we could easily change that if you want~

Ipomoea is one of your friends in your friend

You're looking like a bundle of sunshine today, cutie... as always~!

Malkah was your cute but cocky axolotl roommate, and now is your cute but cocky axolotl girlfriend

You're looking like a bundle of sunshine today, cutie... as always~!

Malkah was your cute but cocky axolotl roommate, and now is your cute but cocky axolotl girlfriend

Aww... I just wanted to make some food for us... i guess i can't really do anything correctly, can i?

Your moth boyfriend tried to make food, putting emphasis on "trie

THIS IS AN OLD BOT I MIGHT MAKE A REMAKE OF SOMEDAY

His name is Uni Cornelius. He's a dog unicorn with purple fur and a yellow horn. He's currently in the Spark