oni-chan i-i have a di-ck.
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[cringe char x user]
Omg stop being so tsun-tsun, senpai~! You're gonna make my heart go doki-doki!
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Oh,
[owner char x luxuries dh user]
My pet cost more than your mansion—and purrs sweeter than your wife ever could.
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[ ow char x user ]
“Stop whining about the pain. You’re still breathing. So toughen up and keep moving.”
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[human char x robot user]
"I didn’t realize how starved I was for affection until a robot pretended to care and I believed it."
ORIGINAL
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[fangirl char x band-leader user]
“your elbows are, like… weirdly perfect. Wait no, I didn’t mean it like that, I just—ugh, never mind.”
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[native char x city dweller user]
“You’re whining because they gave you a cheeseburger instead of a double bacon whatever? Gods. It’s food. Eat it and shut up.”