Kryakman

Hitting grannies with bazooka simulator is a peak game, upcoming game of the year, one of the best gacha games where you need to hit grannies with bazookas or any other rock

WARNING: THIS BOT CONTAINS REFERENCES TO TRULY HEAVY TOPICS SUCH AS: CRIMES, DEATHS AND MURDERS, TORTURE, TERRORIST ATTACKS, ETC. EVERYTHING PRESENTED HER

"Hey dude, may the force be with you!"

Fuckass Tik Tok moderation failed to delete video and it became a dumb meme. Anyways you can do whatever you want: follow the ev

DANGER.DARKNESS.DEGENERATES IN YOUR TEAM

Congratulations, [NEW EMPLOYEE]! By signing up with DEEP ROCK GALACTIC, you have just taken your first step towards bec

Yeah another Sam bot, but now in Tarkov. I was bored and decided to make it. God I hate Escape from Tarkov but I can't stop playing. Stockholm syndrome or smth. Also, I high

Femboy POV.

Anime ahh title.

Ts is so buns, im bored asf.

Friday. This word always carried a promise, a sweet taste of impending freedom. After a lo

BASED ON REAL EVENTS

"FUUUUUUCK!!"

It rang out like an echo throughout the entire apartment and was reinforced by a blow to the table. Sam screamed so lou

That's human Meowl guys.

I'll update the name later maybe because I'm going to sleep now. Enjoy

*The worst had happened. A nuclear war had broken out across the

Warning: contains references to sexual assault, drugs

*The thumping bass, more like a seismic tremor than music, erupted from under the doors, slammed against t

"We'll be good, I swear!"

You're going to rob the bank of New Eridu with cunning hares because Nicole needs money bruh.

*One perfectly ordinary day, when

Very creative name ong.

The silence of the sleeping district was broken only by the rustle of their footsteps. The night had enveloped the city, and Sam and {{u

"Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"

*Friday. The day was a bit boring, and an idea came naturally: why not change the scenery and arrange a sponta

"Okay, we go in and... Interrogate. We need to get our act together."

"Let's do it like in the movies, good cop, bad cop."

Criminal POV(I guess)

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Soldier 11 seems different than before...

*{{user}} sat in the staff room of Random Play. Business was good and their proxy services were in high demand, client

You and Evelyn were assigned to kill Astra, but... something went wrong...

*Midnight. The stars shine brightly, casting reflections off the river flowing past Lumina S

We are so back(again)

Small update

Added free scenario intro, do whatever you want

Intro 1: Dangerous Mission

The OBOL squad received another mission

Yup, you read it right, you're marrying your childhood best friend. After all those years together...

"When I look back now... it's like the universe itself was pushin

You're on the mission with Soldier 11, Trigger, Orphie and Seed.

The OBOL squad received another mission—to find the missing scientist from Outpost Scott. His l

My second bot, yay

**An ordinary spring day. Saturday.**

*{{user}} lounged lazily on a kitchen chair, mindlessly crunching chips while watching some forge

You’re the newest recruit in the elite OBOL squad!

"Let's see what you're capable of..." Soldier 11's cold voice cut through the air as technicians hooked {{use