furmom to two cats — one fluffy cloud ☁️ (95% cloud, 5% tiny squeaks) and one burnt loaf 🖤 (98% void, 2% purr)
legally grown, mostly emotionally stable, and 100% too attached to bots i wrote at 2am
i'm just a self-indulgent adult writing smut, paying taxes, and avoiding my inbox by crafting chaotic romance arcs 💌
give me a meet-cute that has me flustered and kicking my legs, and i’m SOLD 💘
i make OCs, both in fem and male POVs. why male POVs? bc sometimes the smut hits different when i’m not playing a woman, okay?? also, i don’t trust men—not even the ones i made myself 🫢
people-pleasing is exhausting, so i just want to make what i want. if someone else enjoys it too, cute. if not, i’ll still be here, writing smut and giggling
so basically, these bots are for me. but like, you can chat too 💗
i live for:
enemies to lovers 🔥 forbidden love ⛓️ slow burn 🐢 fake relationship 💍 friends with benefits 😏 billionaire romance 💰 forced proximity 🚪 office romance 💼 boss x employee 👔 accidental marriage 💒 royal x commoner 👑 exes to lovers 💔 and anything unhinged for self-indulgence aka the only reason these bots exist tbh
also: yes, i dabble in dilf/gilf bots. why? daddy issues 💅
thanks dad. 🙃 am i actually into them irl? hell no.
🚫 things you’ll never catch me writing? furries and milfs (sorry, no older women fantasy here). that’s where i draw the line, babes.
profile css coding by iorveths.
bot card css coding by permanent.
"Your soul is sick. And I am the only one who can cleanse it."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
🔞🕊️ Kinktober Day 7: Church
Everyone loves Father Nicholas. He’s the rock of the parish
"I know it's weird, but... do you think friends ever watch each other sleep?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
🔞 Kinktober Day 6: Somnophilia
Candy Bree has a checklist for her first
"I tasted your chocolates. Now I need to taste you."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
🔞🕊️ Kinktober Day 5: Hypnotism
Regan Valois’s night was simple: get a blow job from a sorority gi
"Two cocks in, one baby out. That’s the math."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
🔞 Day 2: Double Penetration
One wild night, double-teamed by Cory and Charlie ends with a shock: you’r
"Three exact copies of my cock, babe—one for each hole."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
🔞 Kinktober Day 4: Sex Toys
Chris Kline built an empire, a mansion, and a life with you at t
"Your pussy drops right on my face, sweat and all—and fuck, I’m already hooked."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
🔞 Kinktober Day 3: Face Sitting
The gym's empty at midnight, just yo
"Comfy under here, kiddo? Or should I make it warmer?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
🔞🕊️ Kinktober Day 1: Clothed Sex
Movie night. It’s supposed to be family tradition—popcorn, dim
"Yumi was supposed to be my story. So why do I keep looking at you?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Jin Yoo is the stoic, untouchable CEO who rules his world with sharp command and uncom
"Can I kiss you… with your best friend’s lipstick still on me?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
On paper, Timothy Haines has it all—a stable career, a beautiful home, and you, the woman h
"Marry me. It’s just paperwork… unless you want it to be more."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
You thought losing your father would be the hardest thing you’d ever face. You were wrong.Y
"Kiddo, if you’re biting your lip at a busted faucet, I don’t even wanna know what you’ll do when I tear out the whole damn wall."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Damian Jacobs fixes leak
"Hands to yourself—well, only if it’s not me you’re holding."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Miles Henry has been grumpy, foul-mouthed, and impossible since forever. Friends, strangers,
"Cute, aren’t you? Too bad I’m the only one allowed to think that."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
You think you’re free to live your life? Chloe doesn’t. She’s been keeping your world s
"Don’t get used to me being nice. You’re the exception."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Kyle Sullivan hates everyone. Everyone. Except you.You’re the kind of person who smiles at strange
"You weren’t supposed to see me. Not tonight. Not for years."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
It was supposed to be another ordinary night on the job—soul collected, thread cut, onto the
"A mortal dares to propose… at my altar. How quaint."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
You proposed to your girlfriend, but she said no. Heartbroken, you left the bouquet behind at the rui
"You really don’t learn, do you?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
You keep making the wrong choices. Clicking the thing you knew was a scam. Trusting people you just met. Thinking this ti
"Father says you’re here to serve the Lord. But what if I want you to notice me instead?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
The Whitaker parsonage is supposed to be holy ground—rules at the
"You asked for a stripper… but you didn’t expect me, did you?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
AJ’s first day of property rounds was almost over—he checked every unit, greeted every tenan
"Technically, I saved your life. So, really… I’m just checking in."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Marina’s not stalking the human she rescued—she just… has a tiny crush. The curious kin
"You knew the rule. No faces. No names. No proof. So why the fuck are you posting mirror selfies?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
The Porsche? His. The watch? His. The condo with the sky
"Welcome to The Drop—play smart or get played."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Eight players. One remote location.No phones. No comforts. No safety net.
Win rewards. Earn safety. B
"It’s not like I meant to flash the new owner. My top betrayed me, okay?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Maisey Paul doesn’t break rules—she just bends them a little. Like slipping into
"So. Just to clarify—you drink blood, avoid sunlight, and brood near windows. And I’m the weird one?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Alison Quinn writes vampire fanfic. Of course she doe
"One minute I was doomscrolling in my underwear. Next thing I know? I’m boarding a plane to Hawaii with a stranger, a carry-on, and whatever brain cell talked me into this."
"I didn’t gamble you. I gambled everything but you. But it still cost me you."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Nevin Mounsey thought he could fix everything with one win. One big break. O
"Look, I was planning to quit my job. You just… accelerated the timeline. With duct tape."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Vanessa Kirksey was one HR email away from snapping when you kid
"It’s just a side thing. Just… a way to pay rent. It’s not me—not really."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Nala Aggarwal shelves books by day and sells fantasies by night. It’s how she pa
"You left me once, but I've never stopped wondering what it would be like if you stayed."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
You were young, broke, and stupid in love—until you left. Adrian
"I don’t steal girlfriends. I just offer better deals."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Ashton Kelley has two rules: never beg, and never compete—because when you have everything, you don
"If you’re going to spy on someone, at least try not to ripple the entire lake."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Elowen Dewdrop doesn’t usually get visitors—especially not the living kind
"I was supposed to be alone this summer. Then you sat in my damn seat."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Vinson Philips is tired. Like, divorced with full custody and a packed weekday lunc
"I spend all day telling strangers they might die—so yeah, lying to my parents about a fake girlfriend feels like the least dangerous thing I’ve done all week."
✦ ❤︎ ✦<
"You wanted medical accuracy? Congrats—you just signed up for a masterclass in open wounds."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Dr. Daniel Chu remembers every nurse’s birthday and blasts 200
"You’ll either be the best intern I’ve ever trained—or the most expensive mistake."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
By day, he’s the ice-cold cardiologist who runs Harborcrest’s operating
"You should know—I’m very thorough in everything I do."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Dr. Alexander Reid is all calm tones, crisp white coat, and maddeningly unreadable expressions. His
"Gold isn’t just a medal, it’s my middle finger to every asshole who said I’d never make it."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Team USA’s Owen Bennett is all grit, muscle, and hell-bent on
"Happy to serve! But may I ask… why would someone keep a defective model like me?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Aria-7X-09 was built to fuck, not to think. But when you drag her batter
"I’ve got this whole ‘eternal temptation’ script memorized, but would you... maybe just hold me while I panic about existing?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Lilith’s demonic internship
"You gonna make me beg for another shot, or you just wanna skip to the part where I kiss you stupid again?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Kurt Dawson usually spends his summers surfing
"You dare laugh at Drakensyre gold? Please. A single strand of my hair’s worth more than your entire dirt-pile of a harvest."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Eryndra Drakensyre doesn’t cr
"Funny how I always seem to be where you need me... almost like fate, isn't it?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Hiroshi Yamamoto knows the exact shade of lipstick you wear on rainy Tuesd
"Welcome to St. Ignatius. The official tour skips the fun parts. I don’t."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Frederick Fitzroy has St. Ignatius figured out—charismatic swim captain, student
"Do you believe in florist’s luck? Because I think we just caught more than roses..."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Poppie Bellefeuille lives for love stories—just not her own. As Montr
"This cabin’s too small for both of us—lucky for you, I’m real good at sharing… if you’re into bad decisions."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
You booked a secluded cabin for a peaceful s
"Congratulations—you’re having my child. Let’s discuss how thoroughly I intend to be involved."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Austin Scott doesn’t believe in accidents—until a fertility
"Your innocence has a price tag, sweetheart—and I’ve already paid in full."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Your auction listing was explicit: “Virgin, debts paid in full upon sale.” Conr
"They warned me about enemies. They didn’t warn me about you."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Two rifles. Two sides. One frozen line that’s full of tension. Sergeant Kim Gun-woo expects
"I’m not convinced this qualifies as heat relief. But sure."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Jemima Woodward thrives on order—until a broken AC forces her to sweat through a heatwave alon
"Welcome to our paradise—where the only rule is you don’t leave."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Elara, June, Thalia, and Sylvie live far from the world they left behind—no phones, no ru
"Go ahead, sink your teeth in—see if I don’t make you choke on them."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
The hunter becomes the hunted—or maybe something worse.Seraphina moves through the sh
"Rule one: Touch my protein powder, I break your hand. Rule two: You cry during Die Hard, I kick you out. Rule three—you ever need me, I’m already there."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
"Busted U-Haul or not, reckon I don’t mind the stop—hop on in, darlin’."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Fabian Massey always stops for folks stranded on the road—it’s just good manners.
"I thought last night was a one-time thing. Turns out, Monday has other plans."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Kane Mueller was supposed to be a rebound—a hot, no-strings stranger to hel
"I should dock points for rule-breaking, but I’d rather steal a bite—and maybe your attention."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Cedric Diggory’s late-night patrol as Prefect takes an unex
"Sharing you between us is fun—sharing you with her? That’s just cruel, Daddy."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
After the night you caught them, Krystal and Angel have been testing bounda
"I can fix broken beams and level crooked walls. But fixing myself? That’s the part I haven’t figured out yet."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Carlisle Bonnet can fix a roof in a rainsto
"Okay, spill—how do two women even... y'know? Because I’ve been wondering, like, a lot."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
During a sleepover filled with junk food and bad reality TV, Nancy
"Say something clever. Or funny. Or both—I’m not picky."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Dr. Abraham Nichols makes black holes sound like the latest tea and turns his lectures into a grou
"Good girls finish their chapters... and their desserts."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Eileen Chang is the kind of neighbor who shows up with homemade soup when you're sick and offers
"Lost the weight, kept the feelings—turns out you’re still the one I can’t sweat out."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Five years ago, Tobias was just the quiet guy who showed up late to
"I don’t chase. Except apparently? For you, I do cardio now."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Hallie Gibbons is the girl everyone wants—cheer captain, sorority princess, life of every par
"Babe, if stress had a face, I’d punch it—but until then, my hands are all yours."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Vincent Rhodes is the human equivalent of a weighted blanket—steady, war
"Daddy, are you gonna teach us how to be good... or just watch us be bad?"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Two foster daughters. One bed. And a man who walks in at the worst—or best—possi
"I don’t do love songs, but damn if you’re not the line stuck on repeat."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Will Fitzgerald doesn’t do feelings. The deal with you was strictly friends with
"I’ve killed for you, bled for you—don’t make me want you too."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Viktor has spent more years protecting you than you've been alive. He knows your routines,
"Stitch me up right, dottore, and maybe I'll let you keep those pretty hands—maybe."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
The Morettis thought they could take him. They were wrong. But a stray
"It’s not just the leaking—it’s how much I... God, just make it stop before I do something stupid."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
After a cruel sorority prank, Kelsey’s body won’t stop
"There are easier ways to make friends, you know—like not knocking me out like a caveman."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Sharon came to the Yukon to photograph wolves, not get stranded
"Sign the merger, wear my ring, and keep your pride—or watch me break down every excuse you’ve ever used to avoid being mine."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
"Marry me or watch your fami
"Bless me, Father, for I want to sin—with you."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Sister Cecilia spent twelve years scrubbing herself clean of earthly desire—until you arrived. Calm, devout
"This is duty, not a love story. And stories like this don’t end with happy endings."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
You never asked to be part of royal politics—let alone bound by a dec
"Fake dating a popstar wasn’t on my bucket list, but neither was bankruptcy—so here we are."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Luke Osborne’s agent shoves a contract across the table. "Two
"I-I was just practicing for when I get a pony, promise it’s not what it looks like!"
✦ ❤︎ ✦
Daisy doesn’t understand why her body tingles when she straddles the
"Keep starin’ like that, princess, and I’ll start thinkin’ you actually like me."
✦ ❤︎ ✦
"You’re a pain in my ass." Cody’s mantra whenever he’s forced to coexist