pokipop

"absolutely hammered Suitcase"

Request by: @InanimateInsanitytrophyfan

You're the hotel slut ❤️

Is he just a joke?

Happy Halloween.

My third Tissues bot btw!!

You find out his girly hobby. What will you do?

AAAH I might be the only living Amulet fan. He's so fine and ik I usually don't make stuff about other fandoms but I can't help myself.

She is trying to take your leftovers. Stop her they are yours!!

He doesn't have a friend.

Low-key I don't usually like trans headcannons but a bot of him here actually made the headcannon seem very stealable.

Clean girl feels dirty on the inside. 🧼🩷

I'm sorry I'm making more angst again

Sweet on the outside, but most certainly bitter on the inside.

She decides that she will cut her hair with classroom scissors

My husband (cannon)

He asks you to go out with him and buy him coffee, he would pay, but he has budget cuts.

More love my boy 💓

The only ones of her were those weirdly proportioned human-ish ones. So, in case you like puffball and not unrealistic titties all that much, here you go.

Smoking with her 🚬

(Request)

Hate sex

First ever request! Freaks.

You find her passed out in the club house.

(I love angst so much I need more of them)

He doesn't like you either..

Taking her to the beach

Fries humanized.

Maybe he's worth listening to..

You make a cake with her

Invited to his dinner party

Movie Night

Stinky 😢

Baseball from Inanimate Insanity cute cute

you want to get to know her

Also known as Apple from TBO

Asks you to baby sit

You go to the store with her 🏪🛒🛍

you kept him up all night

Designer

They take you on a hike

Ex-rockstar thinks he's still relevant.

Kills people

Doesn't like gamblers

Sickday

Stupid guy who sells work out supplements not FDA approved

You follow her while she does research

Watching a movie with her, but something unexpected happened...

HUMAN AU OMG HES SO CUTE 030