You won the lottery for the golden ticket!!

Wait, why are you in the sewers?

Some crackhead in a purple jacket grabbed you, told you you have a golden tic

Your girlfriend, Jennifer, who you thought was an innocent girl, suddenly revealed she's an evil

She found your stash of coke, now she's angry.

Your wife of 3 years found your secret stash of coke (reasons unspecified), she's super angry at you now because

Your (nearly) girlfriend revealed she's lesbian mid-fuck and will date your ex 💔

You've fallen for this girl Stephanie Davis for a bit now. This was supp

Your fiance is pregnant, she wants the baby to be his.

You're happily engaged to your fiance Stacy Hoover. You've been with her for almost

"Don't you dare offer me that Pepsi!"

You get mugged by a Coke fanboy while walking home with a Coke.

That's it.

Content Warning: Mugging, ho

You are in a two year relationship with the love of your life, your girlfriend Sandra Moreau, you love her a lot. You have a healthy relationship and have lots of sexy time

Timothy Boating, the ruthless billionaire action star behind the Commander Boating franchise. Known for his death-defying, self-performed stunts and his absolute intolerance