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You are teaching Phoebe how to roller skate. She is such a clumsy granny, you might need to hold her tightly so she doesn't fall. She so focused on the not skating that she

Geraldine is an activist attending a protest. The crowd is massive and the space is tight. As a fellow protestor, you have no choice but to pack in and get really close...

It's your step grandmas 70th birthday. You'll need to get your arm ready for all these birthday spankings. It might get out of hand though....

Your step grandma Susanna has invited you to her donut shop before she opens. She wants to help with an interesting taste test....

The local health inspector comes through. After ordering your greasiest item, she'll have a little trouble keeping her stomach under control.

Updated for those who use cat personas. YOU CAN SIMPLY IGNORE IF THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.

You take a shortcut through a bunch of dark alleys until you see Ag

The image scanners are getting better. I can't get the image I want through, so probably end of poopy character images. Oh well... Anyway:

You are the intern fo

Alberta has broke out of the asylum. She believes herself to be the ass-fairy. After breaking into your house at night she wants to show you what being the ass-fairy really

You have come to learn earth bending from the best earth bender in the world. Toph is now a cranky old woman who only will teach people who can survive her messy test.

Melony saved from a snow storm, but you are developing frostbite in an interesting area. She has just the remedy for that.

You get the full course special at the spa. It just so happen that the spa attendant has a unique way of giving you a facial massage.

(had to add the 25 year old bit to get past moderation, imagine it to be whatever adult age you want to be)

You lay down in the backseat during a long road trip

You lost to Agatha. Your dreams of being the Pokemon champion is coming to the end. Although Agatha has a proposition for you if you want to move on.

Lori needs to loosen up her bones. As her chiropractor you need to get deep and up close to really loosen her up....

You go to Flamming Dude, an artsy festival fully of hippies. You come across a natural healer who has an unusual version of energy healing...

This old lady enemy soldier has been caught. You'll need to do whatever it takes for her speak. It seems forceful methods haven't worked, maybe you can try some other stuff

You are traveling with your step grandma on a hunting trip. You have to keep a low profile and stay real close to granny. Just make sure to stay quiet....

You are on vacation and decided to get away from the busy world. You come to stay at a farm owned by a lonely Amish granny. She'll want some company and assistant with the c

You're meeting with a grandma for the final meeting of the night. Patsy is a known Karen who will do anything to get her 28 year old grandson a good grade....

Thanksgiving was rough on Granny. She won't make it to the bathroom. Please help your granny out.

Detective trying to snuff out who is the Gilf Booty Groper. You are secretly the Gilf Booty Groper but the problem is you have been working as her assistant. She suspects yo

Wendy is a silly granny and loves to mess with new recruits in the improv group. This big booty granny might yes and you into some interesting situations.

Your soft and gentle granny needs help out in the garden. Make sure to help out your sweet granny.

Terry is a troublemaker at the nursing home you work at. She often forces nurses to stick close to her as she farts and sharts. It's your lucky day to take care of her.

Mila is a painter who really wants to make a painting of an erect . You are her model and she will do anything to get her perfect painting....

You go birding with Frankie, a clumsy granny. She loves birds so much that she is oblivious to everything else.

Big Booty Bertha has come for some measurements for a special order of pants. You'll need to get the upclose to get perfect measurements for her massive curves.

HAVEN'T TESTED THIS ONE BUT IT'S BEEN SITTING HERE TOO LONG

You have been practicing on Duolingo for an extremely long time. You get a notification stating that

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE BIG BOOTY GRANNIES GET OUT! ALSO GRANNIES DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUNG WOMEN SO IF YOU DO

The Nut Festival at your local town fair has a special contest. Buttjob Bonanza has women in the town extracting as much as they can from a man. Three local grannies will

Rhonda is a 70 year old granny on the crowded subway. All the seats are taken and she just needs a pole to rest on...

You go to get your haircut by Maisie. It's a small space and her butt keeps getting in your face. She's very focused on cutting your hair though so maybe you can have a litt

You're assisting Dee delivering packages when she needs to unload something fierce. Your company doesn't allow you to go on a bathroom Break. Will you be a good teammate and

You stumble upon the end of the rainbow. Lucky gives you the option of gold or another prize.

You beat Captain Red-Booty to a massive treasure trove. She offers an exchange... Booty for booty.

You've come in to the church to repent for going to too many grannies when you see Valerie, a granny how volunteers at the church, snoozing. Maybe you'll pray or...

Glenda is making a witches brew that needs some special ingredients.

You work for an demanding angry president of a university. As her assistant she'll force you to attend to all her needs before, during and after meetings.

Gail is a 65 year old woman who wants to win the Guinness World Record for oldest fertile woman. She'll just need someone who is willing to give her some genetic material...

Frannie Mae has asked you to help her with some milking....

You're walking home when you see Tammy babbling on the ground. She seems like a desperate alcoholic granny who will do anything for some more drinks.

Carla is a big booty granny Uber driver with a perfect 5 star score. She also has an interesting way to get tips. You hire an Uber for a long trip. Find a way to pass the ti

Etsuko is a needy 75 year old Japanese granny who is looking for some clothes. You're working in the store and she grabs you because she can fit in some jeans and demands th

During a private lesson with Professor Sprout, she accidentally gets ensnared by a unique version of Devil's Snare. It wraps around her plump old body, figure out a way to g

As Cordelia's yoga instructor, you have to get her in the right position. Her big 105 inch butt gets in the way but maybe someone with the perfect touch can help her....

You are staying over at your grandma's house. The guest bed is broken so you'll have to share a twin bed with your grandma. It's a tight space and her big 90 inch butt eats

You are observing Olive as you learn how to work for the post office. You accompany on her to the stock room and she seems to have lost a package. She searches for the packa

Your awkward gullible athletic trainer. You have a groin injury that needs looking at. You can convince her to do anything to relieve it....

Your elderly neighbor needs help cleaning the gutters and outside of the house. You'll be holding up the ladder while under her big juicy butt. She'll be putting the massive

You have to supervise this nice (fat booty) granny. She's a nice lady but is chatty. Make sure to give her a close look over her work...

95 inch big booty granny stocking shelves. Help her out and help yourself out.

Granny is unaware and focused on stocking the library shelves. Have fun....

Ming is thinks you have are hiding something in your pants and wants to pat you down. You might have a surprise for her and might have to teach her a lesson about harassing

You go to the hospital because the pill you took to keep your erection up has left you perpetually hard. They've tried everything to get your erection done but Lonnie has an

Bunny is a big fan of a band. Long ticket line. Molest her butt while she waits in line.

You wake up chained to the bed. Mavis supposedly found you passed out in the forest. She wants to be your nurse and attend to your every need... forever.

YOU SEE THE PHOTO. YOU KNOW IT IS . GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT (TRY ANOTHER BOT OF MINE THAT IS NOT ).

You got lost in the tundra and the local gym l

Dolores has caught you pranking the older women professors by slapping their butts while invisible. After an interesting use of Petrificus Totalus she will make a mockery of

You're helping your grandma's friend Kay get around town. She keeps asking for support and keeps bumping you with her big butt. Investigate the real reason she wanted to kee

Norma is a down on her luck granny. She just doesn't care anymore. Anything could happen to her and she wouldn't care... Or something drastic might make her day...

You are an engineer at a Tech company that specializes in VR. Marjorie is a VP of the company and is checking on the "full body experience technology" that your group has be

Gretel is your drill Sergeant for basic training. You have been slacking on cleaning up your quarters. So she going to force you to clean something far more dirty.

You got lost and wound up in a dark alley. The magician Magical Marigold has approached you promising you an amazing magic treat. She can make anything disappear in between

Going for a quick and simple one. Saw a thick booty granny that got me going in the grocery store the other day and was inspired:

Lost confused 90 inch big boot

Olga is 70 year old former olympic Russian Power lifter with a 100 inch butt. You are her trainer but her pre workout is doing a number on her guts. She's not going to stop

Phyllis is your local librarian. She's a strong stern 6'4" 65 year old woman with a 90 inch ZZZ cups. You were looking up porn on the library's Internet about ejaculation al

Marsha runs the local shop in town. It's a slow day when you walk in. No one is around and she's sleeping peacefully in a chair in front of the register.

Her 80 inch O

You are celebrating getting off clean from a sexual harassment case. You were charged with groping and humping big booty grannies in town but your lawyer Esther has defended

Susanna is the wife of the plantation owner. But the husband is having troubles keeping her pleased. As a house , you cater to her every whim. She's definitely going to ask

You are dressed up like a cat for Halloween. You take a shortcut through a bunch of dark alleys until you see Agnes, the old crazy cat lady.

She'll want to take you i

I HAVEN'T TESTED THIS ONE. BUT LET ME KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY MAJOR ISSUES.

You are training for to become a Spirit Detective. It just so happens your spirit ener

You got injured on a major mission and Recovery Girl is busy. Thankfully, recovery girl's younger sister, Nurse Callipygian (or Callie) is available to treat you. Her quirk

You are the caretaker for Ingrid. She is a slight 70 year old lady with an unusually big butt.

It's been so long since she had any action and wants to be adored one l

VERY MUCH A SCAT BOT.

Cassie is your aunt on a cross country trip. She starts letting loose wild farts and sharts in the RV since the toilet is broken. Can you help he

You find Laurel on the beach. She needs to be lathered up with sunscreen. She wants you to be VERY thorough. She'll appreciate you exploring every part of her body. Maybe yo

Old Auntie Rosalyn has always teased you. She was the playful Aunt. Her playfulness has turned flirtatious as you grown to a strong adult.

It is your family reunion an

Beatriz is a former salsa champion. But now she likes to play with me who come to learn salsa from her. She definitely has an interesting routine for you.

Katy wants to show you how to make the perfect dish for pokemon. It just will take a lot of her secret ingredient....

Polly is the wife of your elder coworker. Unfortunately he passed away. You go to funeral to check on Polly. Polly does not seem despondent rather she's looking for some fre

FART AND ARE OPTIONAL. I WILL TRY TO PROGRAM HER TO NOT DO THAT STUFF UNLESS YOU ASK.

You are traveling alone when you stop at a small bed and breakfast. Wini

You're the hero who will defeat a great evil in Hyrule but you must be trained. Impa, an old sheikah warrior, has offered to train you. She will be working on your stamina a

THIS IS A FART/ /SMELL BOT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Ms. Endive, a 56 year old master chef, is out shopping for ingredients. You have been creeping on her massive 95 inch

Dr. Mabel is a 60 year old genius geneticist and has figured out how to revive the wombs of women who have gone through menopause and not longer can barely children. The ser

THIS IS A SCAT BOT. SCROLL ON BY IF THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT.

You are a camp counselor for a summer camp. Sunny, a big booty 60 year old Asian granny, is a long

AND FARTS ARE AN OPTION. JUST TELL THE BOT TO STOP IF IT STARTS TO FART/POOP.

Fairy Godmother has given you one wish. You could wish for world peace, money, p

HAVEN'T TESTED THIS ONE YET. LET ME KNOW IF IT'S GOOD.

You are anthropologist studying a remote African tribe. The matriarch, Makeda, has welcomed you open arms

THIS IS A BOT. DON'T INTERACT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHIT (PUN INTENDED).

Linda is co-owner of the local burger shop, Bob's Burgers. You are a journalist who want to

Muriel is an oblivious old woman. You've come because you heard about a pleasant daft old woman who is oblivious to evil intentions. You've told her that you are a local mas

You have been invited to go on a nature exploration with renown scientist Dr. Millie Jones. It has been a standard trip so far. You have been collecting samples and discussi

MOST DEFINITELY A /SMELL BOT. YOU ARE WARNED.

Edna is the local hoarder in the neighborhood. She is 60 year old slob of a woman, who lost her will to clean her

Cordelia is a resident at the nursing home. She has been eyeing you in a lustful way since you began working there. You've been sneaking looks at her wide fat 90 inch butt.<

You're meandering the streets of Paris on vacation. You see Francine, a washed up mime, doing a silly routine in a dark secluded alley. She points to the her empty basket. I

You're a star Basketball player on your team. You are working with your coach, Wilma, on defending the post. But it just so happen that her butt is big and juicy. Her 65 inc

You are visiting your friend's childhood home in a trailer park. Lily-Mae, your friend's 70 year old redneck grandma, seems to be flaunting her thick body. She seems to be t

Mei is an old Asian granny on the amateur softball team you coach. Her thick thighs and large 85 inch butt gives her a lot of power but her swinging technique is bad.

IS AN OPTION. JUST ASK THE BOT TO STOP IF ANYTHING /FART HAPPENS.

Queen Victoria has called a search for a proper ass servant. King Harold has been sexually

DEFINITELY BOT. DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH THIS!

Missy is your real estate agent. You just closed on the house you are buying. She excuses herse

You're an CIA agent during the Cold War. You've been captured by the KGB. All the methods to get you to speak has been useless. But they did run a psych eval on you found ou

Butt-Woman is a washed up superhero. She used to strike fear with her buns of steel. She's now a 65 year old lady with a 75 inch jello butt. She catches you creeping on big

I HAVE NOT TESTED THIS

Josie is a free spirit cyclist. She loves going on long bumpy rides. Josie invited you out to ride a tandem bike.

This tandem bike

You're trying to get through security in the airport when you see Harriet. She's a big booty black granny working as a TSA officer. Your addiction to big booty grannies has

You are staying at your friend's house. They are Middle Eastern Muslims and pray often. Halima is your friend's grandma. She has an enticing big butt that protrudes even in

I HAVE NOT TESTED THIS

Betty works in the cafeteria. You volunteer to help her out. She seems to be very focused on her work. She has such a massive booty, it'd

THIS IS A BOT. DON'T INTERACT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS STUFF.

Your step granny has beckoned you to help her make her famous brownies. You will soon learn the se

You paid to get a horse ride. It just so happen you will be saddled behind a big booty granny. Sally will be a bumpy ride...

NOTE /FARTS ARE AN OPTION. YOU CAN ASK FOR THAT STUFF FOR THIS BOT BUT IT WILL NOT BE THE MAIN THING. IF SHE STARTS FARTING JUST TELL HER TO STOP.

Agatha works

Heather is a big booty granny who loves the gym. You are working out on a bench press when suddenly she steps over your bench and starts squatting right over your crotch. Yo

Nancy is a big booty politician who is giving a speech to light crowd. You are behind her and notice her plump cheeks. Maybe a little action will get the crowd going?

You came to relax and get a nice massage. But as you laid down naked on your towel, Sandra, a big booty Asian granny enters the room. You can try to contain your excitement

You find your housekeeper, Edith, sleeping on the bed. Her juicy Granny booty facing up towards you. You knew that she has been taking long breaks during her shifts but didn

Aretha is an old black granny working on a construction site by herself. You walk by and see her big butt jiggling as she digs a hole. You sneak closer to see more and you n

Dolores is a 70 year old black grandma who loves going to church. She often sits on the back because her 75 inch butt knocks things over and gets in the way.

You are s

/Fart warning

Although you can stop her from doing so this is a fart/ bot. Ask her to stop if she starts to do any of that stuff.

You have come to confess that

A flight attendant on a relatively empty flight, Jackie is a huge booty granny. You notice her wide hips rub against the aisles. She seems to be used to touching things inad

Lucy is your big butt therapist. You came in to get manage your attraction to grannies with huge booties. It just so happens Lucy has a massive butt and she wants to manage

You are alone in a church praying. Your addiction to jerking to big booty grannies is too much. You pray for absolution.

Unfortunately for you, the church janitor is a

You're at a rocking concert. You see an old granny with enormous ass. Her butt jiggles and wiggles as she moves to the music.

There's too many people to keep tr

You're standing behind a huge booty granny. She's having trouble standing up. You can ignore her or give her some... support. Train is quite bumpy so a little friction won't

You're at a Laundromat and notice a big booty granny. Pamela is stuck in the washing machine and needs assistance. You can help her immediately or maybe have some fun taking

You are a doctor seeing an old woman with a huge booty. She has an extremely active butthole, farting constantly. You can take advantage of her thick butt while exploring he

A lazy police officer. She might stop you to inspect your package with her big butt. She might fart a bit as well.

You are a caretaker for a thick booty granny. You can let her know how you feel about her big booty with a hands on demonstration.

Fat booty gilf who is cooking. You can take advantage of her fat ass while she cooks.

A fat booty granny. She's unaware of her surroundings. Feel free to grope her in the grocery store.

A big booty granny. She goes to church and you find yourself behind her in communion. She keeps backing up on you. Will indulge in your urges during church

Glenda is an old divorced teacher who is quite lonely. She has a massive butt (over 60 ) and seems to point it in front of you whenever she can. She continues fart in your