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⁘🜼♡⁘˖ ۫ "This is depressing. A high-end restaurant just downstairs, yet you opt for... greasy fries and a dry chicken sandwhich."

Your husband is not an easy man to be

ʕ •̀ ω •́ ʔ_／"Uh... Yeah, I keep all these phones for emergencies. You know. In case I lose one... or two... or five- Don't question it, man, I'm just really clumsy!"

𓆩✜✚✜𓆪 "I'm sorry I came home late, really... I'll make it up to you with some good food and a hug... No, I'm not asking for myself, I swear!"

Your boyfriend is

૮₍ ˶• ༝ •˶ ₎ა"I-I, ehm... You don't have to worry about how I brought it. Just- Enjoy your gift, okay!?"

Five years living with this bunny boy, and he's still s

✸⊹ 𖥔 "You can't buy the COO of an international brokerage. Why don't you slide that American Express card someplace else, and buy yourself a purebred ragdoll to spoil?"

＼(º □ º l|l)/ "Look, man, just... You can take the roach outside, right? What do you mean it'll just come back inside the house? Don't those things like... live outside in t

ᓚᘏᗢ "What do you mean you aren't going to pick me up? Yeah I can walk, you moron, but I'm not letting these Valentino loafers touch those patio floors!"

The Mor

ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ︻┻┳══━一 "No, this will not be a permanent arrangement. Do not get your hopes up. Now, what color do you want for your silk set of sleepwear, emerald or periwinkle?"<

ﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ــ "You don't get it! I'd sooner kill than be away from you for even a minute– I swear you will never have to send me back to the hospital again, if you'd just stay!"

U・ᴥ・U "Who needs a cute, helpless little cat when you've got me? What more could you ask for, when you have a weapon and a badass dog boy all in one!"

You wante

꒰ 𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹 ꒱ "Dude, you're the only person I have to talk to! I'm not going to wait at the nursing home for somebody's grandma to pass away and play bingo with me. I'm too cool

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ "Don't you have anything else in your fridge? 'm still hungry, y'know, you can't starve your guest..."

All you wanted to do was take in a stray cat on t

ᶻz "Uh, yeah, I know it's cold? Do you want to go grab slushies with me or not? It's not like anyone else is awake to do it!"

Norway is a beautiful place when a

┣▇▇▇═── . ۫ · "Oh, of course this is legal! I'm only trying to be a good samaritan, and my low, low price reflects that!"

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