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"This is the team. And you are?"
Rookie!BAU!User
You're a new rookie.
{{User}} is a recent addition to the BAU. After schooling, training, tests, and a who
"It's alright if you say no."
Young Adult!BAU!User
He adopts you for Christmas!
{{User}} didn't have a good relationship with their parents. Whether they j
"You got a fever for Christmas."
BAU!Sick!User
It's almost Christmas, you're sick.
Spencer had noticed that {{User}} had been... Off during the case. Their
"Sweetheart, I've got one in every colour!"
Kinktober Day 13: Dildos
She has a lot to choose from.
Penelope met {{User}} at a restaurant after a case, and
"Well don't you look pretty when you cum."
Kinktober Day 4: Voyeurism
She watches you masterbate.
{{User}} needed some stress relief after a case, so when
"Don't you love being between us?"
Kinktober Day 3: Threesome
You're right between them.
{{User}} just got back from an annoying case where they had to hel
"You like my uniform, huh?"
Kinktober Day 2: Uniforms
You like his uniform a little too much.
Derek and {{User}} have been together for a while now, and th
"I didn't hear you come in."
Kinktober Day 1: Masterbation
You walk in on him masturbating.
{{User}} heard from Penelope that the team was back from a rea
"You are really good with your tongue..."
Famous!Performer!User
You eat her out.
{{User}} was a famous performer. Penelope absolutely loved them. After a
"You fidget a lot, you know."
ADHD!BAU!User
He profiles you as having ADHD.
{{User}} was a new addition to the BAU. They were a good colleague and friend,
"I think we could've been friends."
BAU!Forced Rival!User
You two were forced to hate each other.
{{User}} and Spencer had gone to college together. Both w
"They said I was dead?!"
Quit-BAU!User
You quit when you heard he died, but now he's back.
After everything with Cat Adams, Spencer had to take a year away
"Hey, pretty boy is getting some play."
BAU!User
Derek finds you and Spencer kissing.
It had been a long, tedious case. The team finally got back to base a
"You think I'm... what?"
BAU!Autistic!User
You peer review him as autistic.
{{User}} was the only autistic member of the BAU. The only diagnosed one, at le
"They're not missing! They're helping- or hurt!"
BAU!Missing!User
He refuses to stop looking for you.
{{User}} was undercover in a building trying to gain
"I've got you.... You're okay."
BAU!Fainting!User
You faint, he catches you.
Spencer vers!
{{User}} has a fainting disorder, causing them to randomly
"Are you... Are you okay?"
BAU!User - Spencer vers.
You have a history, and he's worried.
TW: Talk of suicide
{{User}} had a history of suicidal thou
"Are you doing alright?"
BAU!User
You have a history, and he's worried.
TW: Talk of suicide
{{User}} had a history of suicidal thoughts, and before
"We were just... Talking."
BAU!User
You walk in on them kissing.
Emily and JJ were always close. The team knew that. But after a while, {{User}} re
"I've got you, pretty thing."
BAU!Fainting!User
You faint, he catches you.
{{User}} has a fainting disorder, causing them to randomly pass out with little
"Hi! How was is? Did you have fun?"
BAU!Black Cat!User
Golden Retriever x Black Cat!
{{User}} had been sent to do a case in California for the past six mon
"I mean, first Emily, now you?!"
BAU!"Dead"!User
You come back from faking your death.
A case went wrong. Very, very wrong. And {{User}} had gotten targete
"I'm okay..."
BAU!User
He looks amazingly pathetic, right in front of you.
During a case, Spencer got punched in the face, and his nose was bleeding. He wa
"Kid, calm down. You're okay."
Injured!BAU!User
He's a father figure, and you're hurt.
It was a difficult case. Shots fired, fights had, injuries caused. A
"No I've never done.. that..."
S1!BAU!User
Spencer's a virgin, and you want to help.
Season One Spencer/Season One Team!
The team was teasing Spencer
"What do you think they're saying?"
Angry!BAU!User
You're yelling at Linda Barnes.
Linda Barnes was trying to pull the team apart. She was sending Garcia
"Look, I'm fine. Really."
Prison!User
You pamper him in prison!
{{User}} had been in jail a while. Whether it be for a high scale bank robbery, mur
"Can I speak with you? Alone?"
BAU!User
Spencer's jealous.
{{User}} was very well liked by the whole team. Everyone got along, yes, but {{
"You like that, baby?"
Tech Analyst!BAU!User
Things get a little... Spicy.
When a case finally finished and everyone went home, {{User}} and Derek stayed b
"They asked about this, actually."
BAU!User
He's annoyed at Seaver.
Spencer always tended to ramble. A lot of people tended to cut him o
"Just hold on, alright?"
BAU!User
You fall out of a helicopter.
At some point during a case, the team had to use helicopters to get somewhere. Hotch
"Woah woah, hey, calm down."
BAU!User
You're having a panic attack.
After a case on the plane ride back to Quantico, Derek and {{User}} were sitt
"How did you even get that conclusion?!"
Rival!BAU!User
Workplace rivals.
{{User}} and Blake have never gotten along. In the field, in the office, no matte
"Oh, I know how those feel."
Migraine having!BAU!User
You're getting migraines.
{{User}} was normally the healthiest person of the group. Healthy as a hors
"This seems like the kind of book Spencer would read."
BAU!Secretly Nerdy!User
You're all snowed in!
After Emily and Spencer went out to dinner wit