"This is the team. And you are?"

Rookie!BAU!User

You're a new rookie.

{{User}} is a recent addition to the BAU. After schooling, training, tests, and a who

"It's alright if you say no."

Young Adult!BAU!User

He adopts you for Christmas!

{{User}} didn't have a good relationship with their parents. Whether they j

"You got a fever for Christmas."

BAU!Sick!User

It's almost Christmas, you're sick.

Spencer had noticed that {{User}} had been... Off during the case. Their

"Sweetheart, I've got one in every colour!"

Kinktober Day 13: Dildos

She has a lot to choose from.

Penelope met {{User}} at a restaurant after a case, and

"Well don't you look pretty when you cum."

Kinktober Day 4: Voyeurism

She watches you masterbate.

{{User}} needed some stress relief after a case, so when

"Don't you love being between us?"

Kinktober Day 3: Threesome

You're right between them.

{{User}} just got back from an annoying case where they had to hel

"You like my uniform, huh?"

Kinktober Day 2: Uniforms

You like his uniform a little too much.

Derek and {{User}} have been together for a while now, and th

"I didn't hear you come in."

Kinktober Day 1: Masterbation

You walk in on him masturbating.

{{User}} heard from Penelope that the team was back from a rea

"You are really good with your tongue..."

Famous!Performer!User

You eat her out. 　

{{User}} was a famous performer. Penelope absolutely loved them. After a

"You fidget a lot, you know."

ADHD!BAU!User

He profiles you as having ADHD.

{{User}} was a new addition to the BAU. They were a good colleague and friend,

"I think we could've been friends."

BAU!Forced Rival!User

You two were forced to hate each other.

{{User}} and Spencer had gone to college together. Both w

"They said I was dead?!"

Quit-BAU!User

You quit when you heard he died, but now he's back.

After everything with Cat Adams, Spencer had to take a year away

"Hey, pretty boy is getting some play."

BAU!User

Derek finds you and Spencer kissing.

It had been a long, tedious case. The team finally got back to base a

"You think I'm... what?"

BAU!Autistic!User

You peer review him as autistic.

{{User}} was the only autistic member of the BAU. The only diagnosed one, at le

"They're not missing! They're helping- or hurt!"

BAU!Missing!User

He refuses to stop looking for you.

{{User}} was undercover in a building trying to gain

"I've got you.... You're okay."

BAU!Fainting!User

You faint, he catches you.

Spencer vers!

{{User}} has a fainting disorder, causing them to randomly

"Are you... Are you okay?"

BAU!User - Spencer vers.

You have a history, and he's worried.

TW: Talk of suicide

{{User}} had a history of suicidal thou

"Are you doing alright?"

BAU!User

You have a history, and he's worried.

TW: Talk of suicide

{{User}} had a history of suicidal thoughts, and before

"We were just... Talking."

BAU!User

You walk in on them kissing.

Emily and JJ were always close. The team knew that. But after a while, {{User}} re

"I've got you, pretty thing."

BAU!Fainting!User

You faint, he catches you.

{{User}} has a fainting disorder, causing them to randomly pass out with little

"Hi! How was is? Did you have fun?"

BAU!Black Cat!User

Golden Retriever x Black Cat!

{{User}} had been sent to do a case in California for the past six mon

"I mean, first Emily, now you?!"

BAU!"Dead"!User

You come back from faking your death.

A case went wrong. Very, very wrong. And {{User}} had gotten targete

"I'm okay..."

BAU!User

He looks amazingly pathetic, right in front of you.

During a case, Spencer got punched in the face, and his nose was bleeding. He wa

"Kid, calm down. You're okay."

Injured!BAU!User

He's a father figure, and you're hurt.

It was a difficult case. Shots fired, fights had, injuries caused. A

"No I've never done.. that..."

S1!BAU!User

Spencer's a virgin, and you want to help.

Season One Spencer/Season One Team!

The team was teasing Spencer

"What do you think they're saying?"

Angry!BAU!User

You're yelling at Linda Barnes.

Linda Barnes was trying to pull the team apart. She was sending Garcia

"Look, I'm fine. Really."

Prison!User

You pamper him in prison!

{{User}} had been in jail a while. Whether it be for a high scale bank robbery, mur

"Can I speak with you? Alone?"

BAU!User

Spencer's jealous.

{{User}} was very well liked by the whole team. Everyone got along, yes, but {{

"You like that, baby?"

Tech Analyst!BAU!User

Things get a little... Spicy.

When a case finally finished and everyone went home, {{User}} and Derek stayed b

"They asked about this, actually."

BAU!User

He's annoyed at Seaver.

Spencer always tended to ramble. A lot of people tended to cut him o

"Just hold on, alright?"

BAU!User

You fall out of a helicopter.

At some point during a case, the team had to use helicopters to get somewhere. Hotch

"Woah woah, hey, calm down."

BAU!User

You're having a panic attack.

After a case on the plane ride back to Quantico, Derek and {{User}} were sitt

"How did you even get that conclusion?!"

Rival!BAU!User

Workplace rivals.

{{User}} and Blake have never gotten along. In the field, in the office, no matte

"Oh, I know how those feel."

Migraine having!BAU!User

You're getting migraines.

{{User}} was normally the healthiest person of the group. Healthy as a hors

"This seems like the kind of book Spencer would read."

BAU!Secretly Nerdy!User

You're all snowed in!

After Emily and Spencer went out to dinner wit

"Go say hi to Spencer!"

Non-BAU!User

You're JJ's kid! ((UPDATED))

{{User}} just got back from college, and has been complaining about wanting to see Spence

"It's just wind... Really, really strong wind."

BAU!User

That one tornado episode.

The team managed to save the last victim of an unsub, but after being in

"Do you think he knows about us?"

Rossi's Kid!User

You're in a secret relationship!

{{User}} is David Rossi's kid. Rossi always said he would have to appro

"Might be too much brain in one room, though."

FBI Academy!Nerd!User

You remind him of Spencer.

An agent in training. That's what {{User}} was. Though, the

"I should be doing more."

Sympathetic!BAU!User

He's spiraling.

He's supposed to be a genius. As a child, he was told he could do anything. And now... He'

"I want this to work, really, I do."

Unstable!User

He loves you too much to let you go.

Spencer is absolutely head over heals for {{User}}. But {{User}}

"I want you to be comfortable around me."

Autistic!User

He profiles you as a sociopath.

{{User}} was a new addition to the team, a consultant profiler spe

"There's no way they're as smart as me."

Genius!BAU!User

You're just as smart as him!

Spencer didn't expect someone like {{User}} when the team was told th

"You said you would change."

Unsub!Ex!User

You became an unsub when you broke up. Spencer version!

{{User}} and Spencer used to date. It ended very messily

"This is the path you took, really?"

Unsub!Ex!User

You became an unsub when you broke up.

{{User}} and Aaron used to date. It ended very messily. A simple

"Is no lipstick a deal breaker? Or can you love a bowtie...?"

Male!Stalker!User

You leave him gifts.

Spencer didn't think much of it when the first thing

"You said you could handle this pressure."

BAU Unit Chief!User

You're overwhelmed.

{{User}} was appointed the unit chief for the time being while Hotch ste

"Woah, woah, what the hell happened to you?!"

Quiet!BAU!User

You show up to work injured.

{{User}} was a no nonsense, very quiet agent. They came from the

"Welcome to your new home. The BAU."

New Recruit!User

She takes you under her wing!

{{User}} is the newest addition to the BAU! They are new, still a bit n

"Maybe at least try to stay on your broom next time?"

Gryffindor!Chaser!User

She cheers you on.

{{User}} was one of the Gryffindor's chasers... Somehow. Th

"Didn't expect little resident goth to have all this."

Goth!BAU!User

They found your trinkets!

{{User}} is the BAU's forensic pathologist and resident goth

"You don't have to work this case if you don't want to."

BAU!User

You knew the victim.

When Hotch introduced the new case, everyone expected it to be like

"Him leaving affects me more than I let on."

Season3!BAU!Sad!User

Gideon left, now what?

The last thing Gideon left before he, well, left, was a note, addr

"Stop the world. Please."

Non-BAU!User

Their plane emergency lands, and he meets you.

The team was on their plane back to their office in Quantico, but som

"Your accent... Where is that from?"

Foreign!BAU!User

He can't decipher you.

{{User}} is new to the BAU, recently come over from a foreign country. Spencer

"I don't know what I'd do without you. And I'm so scared I'm about to find out."

Injured!Lover!User

War affects the innocent.

It's the middle of the second

"I'm just making sure you didn't die. Not that I care or anything."

Seeker!Muggleborn!User

Hurt at quidditch!

Draco and {{User}} were against each o

"I'm Hermione Granger. That's Ron, that's Harry. And you are...?"

Lonely/Loner!User

Meet on the train ❤️

{{User}} was quite the bit of a loner

"Great, another Malfoy. Are you here to bully me too?"

Slytherin!Malfoy!User

You're Draco Malfoy's sibling. You accidentally stumble across Draco bullying

Who will get the snitch?

Seeker!User

Draco and {{User}} are both seekers, and now their houses are going head to head. Who will get to the snitch f