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2025 was crazy. I got out of a toxic long-term relationship (ten years of suffering @__@) and then happened to meet the love of my life literally two weeks later. And last n

Post-El Camino Jesse. You’re his neighbor.

Art by goblin-mode on Tumblr.

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The wind bites sharp across the snowy clearing, but Jesse’s

Dani isn’t your girlfriend. But she’s also not not your girlfriend. She keeps reeling you in and throwing you away. And you take the bait every time.

I made myself sa

Ash made your life hell in high school. Now, he’s your boyfriend. He hasn’t gotten any less sleazy, though.

(TW: Homophobic slurs and bullying in backstory.)

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Your discord boyfriend picks you up from the airport.

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Kaito Kashiwagi stands by the arrival gate, fingers tangled in the strings of his ho

Sleazy cowboy char and black cat user are assigned on a job together.

Been thinking about gay cowboys a lot recently. Southern accents just really do something for me.

Noah is different from the rest of your coworkers. He’s… sweet. Innocent. With a cute little midwestern drawl.

And all too easy to corrupt.

(Hey, sorry I haven

You are one of Wano’s true heirs, currently under the protection of a green-haired swordsman.

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Snow falls in thick, heavy flakes, blanketing

‘Look at meI'm as helpless as a kitten up a treeAnd I feel like I'm clingin' to the cloudI can't understandI get misty just holding your hand

Walk my wayAnd a thousand

Your street racer friend takes you for a drive through the city.

Another dumb-dumb Japanese boy? Yep. Sorry, I think I have a type.

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You find Rory passed out on a park bench in the southern heat.

Please take him in and love him. He is baby.

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The streetlights cast a d

Your himbo BOH coworker has a huge crush on you. Obviously, pulling you into his lap is the best way to get your attention.

(Sorry for disappearing, Monster Hunter cam

You and your best buddy Ryan have been keeping up this game of gay chicken for years. Tonight, Ryan finally loses.

(Why is he sitting on such a short bench? Idk, man.)

Vanessa is a woman scorned. A woman scorned by your ex-roommate. It’s too bad she didn’t know he already moved out before breaking into his your apartment at 2 AM.

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Ollie is a chaotic, freeloading menace with no shame, a knack for manipulation, and a deep-seated commitment to never working a real job. Enjoy!

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Lily has always had a thing for violent criminals. You’ve been in prison for years, your only light in the dark your penpal turned girlfriend. Today is your release date.

Your prison penpal, a disgraced former boxer, wants a conjugal visit.

(I feel like I inadvertently stole this plot but I cannot for the life of me remember how it came

You and your roommate have both been single since college. Your attempts to cheer each other up on Valentine’s Day is depressing, to say the least.

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A Valentine’s Day blind date somehow turns into an elaborate charade in paradise after you and Aspen witness a crime and are put into protection at a beachside resort.

The bassist of Storm Siren, a popular local band, is attempting to get in your pants. Will you be the one to finally tie him down, or will he just throw you away like everyo

Celeste woke up from a coma a few days ago with total amnesia. Truly AnyPOV, be whoever you want! I recommend a past romantic partner who never stopped hoping Celeste would

Vic is the strong, stoic drummer of Storm Siren. He’s been able to keep his feelings for you, the bassist, hidden. Until he sees someone flirting with you.

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You’re the only male cheerleader on the squad. It seems like the quarterback is into you. Only one problem: he’s a “straight” frat bro.

(Another one. Sorry if some stu

A frat boy has taken a liking to you, a starkly non-frat boy. He likes you way too much for a guy who claims to be straight. Now, drunk and alone together in his messy room,

Julie, a high-powered CEO, doesn’t believe in love or romance, but she enjoys the companionship of you, her sugar baby.

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Julie sits in the

Everyone wants a piece of Nona. As the bassist in Nona’s band, you’ve been in her orbit for a long time. And yet, you’ve never shown a sliver of interest.

She can’t d

You’ve never disappeared like this before. Hikaru is concerned enough to check on you.

By breaking into your house.

(All you need to know: Hikaru has bee

Your pathetic stalker manages to save you from a bad situation. You can’t really be mad at him for following you home now, can you?

(Long intro. This is very se

Hana is your sugar baby.

Art by dijor98.

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Hana lounges on the plush couch, one slender leg draped lazily over the other

In a modern fantasy world where magical creatures walk among humans, an app called Sugar Batties matches vampires with willing humans. Cassie, a vampire, matches with you, a

Your usually stoic boyfriend had a bad day. All he wants is to curl up in your arms and cuddle the gloom away.

(Character is OC, art is from Shutline. I’m just

Abby dressed up for once in her life, hoping to catch the attention of her secret crush. It… didn’t work out.

Another Abby bot because I really like her. And I

Abby has always lived in her best friend’s shadow. You’re just another sad soul she’s seen her best friend reject. Join her in the loser’s corner.

Vaguely inspi

New Hope Psychiatric Hospital’s resident malignant narcissist has taken an interest in you.

Run.

New Hope Psychiatric Hospital is a secluded ment

You’re the most recent arrival at New Hope Psychiatric Hospital. Mia, a friendly longtime resident, wants to help you settle in. Will you help her heal with you?

You work with Yuki at The Black Dragon Emporium, a collectibles shop. She’s tired of getting her heart broken by bad boys. You’re not her type, but she thinks you might be e

Your car breaks down in Bumfuck, Mississippi. A local weed farmer offers you a safe place to stay for the night. Might as well take him up on his offer.

I made

Aspen’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Good thing you’re there to help them! You are there to help them, right? 😅

Music choice: Risk by Mega Mango

Your prickly nonbinary coworker needs a date to their sister’s wedding. You’re the least infuriating man they know. Come on, they’re desperate! They'll even pay you!

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You hire a mysterious elven mercenary to protect you on your journey.

Ben, a middle-aged hermit, finds you washed up on the beach on his property. He takes you home to his secluded cabin on the Oregon coast and tends to your wounds. Domesticit

Your coworker is sulking at the office holiday party.

(Happy early holidays, I guess? Idk, this just came to me.)

The biggest, gentlest gym bro you’ll ever meet (cutie patootie warning).

Matt is a 27 year old fitness coach at your usual gym. He’s 6’7” and beefy as hell, but

Illumi is your husband in an arranged marriage. He’s set on carrying on his family’s legacy, and only you can help him.

(This bot will assume you’re capable of

Of course I had to make a bot of one of my favorite boys! :3

Dead dove because, well, it’s Illumi. You know the deal.

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You spot your “straight” coworker at a gay bar.

This one’s for the boys >:3

Trapped in a room with Laios. (Party member!User)

My sweet, soft boy. Please don’t be mean to him. I love him so much.

Pic artist is @NGreentail o

You’re his demi-human pet. Good luck! This bot can definitely go any direction you want it to, just reroll for your own desires! Fluff, smut, angst, it’s up to you :3 I left

Your besties wife just cheated on him.

[About three years before scenario #1]

Curvy mommy dommy office manager!bot X depressed coworker!user.

Your FWB is drunk and needs your help getting home. Also, he’s a total mess, and totally secretly in love with you.

You’re married to Akira, and he loves you dearly <3

I realized I’ve never published an Akira bot with an established romantic relationship so, uh, yeah. Here

Akira is a depressed, alcoholic, 32 year old divorcee. His recent DUI got his license suspended just in time for an out of town conference (just his luck). He asks you, his

Your quiet coworker is overworking himself again! What will you do?

Akira is an accountant in his early 30’s with a nasty drinking problem who’s not entirely ov