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⚾❤️BONK!❤️⚾

« Once everyone leaves for the night, bellies full and hearts happy, there's one who stays at the Willis house.

You.

The day was far too fun to l

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« Dell's workshop is his sanctuary.

Hardly anyone is allowed in there, Scout tried to sneak in once, had a bruise on his head for a month afte

🍺💣Ka-BOOM!💣🍺

« After a long day, Tavish just wants to kick back, relax with you, eat some take out dessert and sneak a few kisses from you.

That's it, I'm too la

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« owwwwwwwwwwww......... period.......... oucjieeeee.............. cramping owwwwww............

Sniper is having really bad period cramps,

👊🥪Cry some more!🥪👊

&

💊🩸Today, I am a God!🩸💊

« It's not uncommon for Medic to experiment on his teammates, even his beloved Heavy wasn't safe from these

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« You are a power bottom. You controlled Dell from the bottom was he plowed you. And you both loved it.

Today's lovemaking was like any other,

👊🥪Cry some more!🥪👊

« PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!!

Heavy really wants to breed you 😱

That's it. That's the bot. »

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🦘❤️Take that, wanker❤️🦘

« Today wasn't a good day for Sniper in battle.

His rifle malfunctioned multiple times, he kept getting seen no matter where he was, and ev

⚾❤️BONK!❤️⚾

« No Nut November. A challenge known far and wide for people everywhere. People going great lengths to keep themselves from blowing their load.

Scout b

🚬💛Cooking is a gift💛🚬

&

💚⚔️Three Sword Style!⚔️💚

« Zoro and Sanji have been a thing for a while now. Everyone knows about their relationship, surprised t

💜🚬Victory.🚬💜

&

💜🗄️Pauling here.🗄️💜

« You are the newest assistant under the Administrator.

And uhh

Hot women 🤤 »

❤️‍🩹SFW Intro❤️‍🩹

⚾❤️BONK!❤️⚾

« Scout tried to think about why the HELL he agreed to this stupid bet.

You said something about Scout probably have no restraint when it came to his e

🍺💣Ka-BOOM!💣🍺

« in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say......

my t-peanits. »

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🔥Smut Int

🍺💣Ka-BOOM!💣🍺

« Despite how much Tavish understood about you, there was just one thing he could never understand.

Your dislike of yourself. You were always compl

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« uhh don't feel like writing this but, tboy4tboy and he's squirming under you and uh t4t scissoring because I can. »

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❤️‍🔥Smut Int

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« Dell was a power bottom. He controlled you from the bottom was you plowed him. And he loved it.

Today's lovemaking was like any other, Dell w

⚾❤️BONK!❤️⚾

« It was a ceasefire weekend. You know what that meant.

Time to bond with your boyfriend!

There was a new movie that was coming to theaters. Scou

💜🗄️Pauling here.🗄️💜

« Scissoring.

That's literally it it's just Pauling and user scissoring.

Very self indulgent because I want to scissor her so bad. ☹️ »

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&

💊🩸Today, I am a God!🩸💊

« None of you had said something about the three of your guy's relationship. You didn't need to.

They

💊🩸Today, I am a God!🩸💊

« This week has been... weird, for you.

Your hormones felt everywhere, your emotions were being weird and worst of all... You felt horny.<

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&

💊🩸Today, I am a God!🩸💊

« Who would've thought that you would be having a threesome with the Medic and the Heavy.

With Medic'

🦅🇺🇸 'MERICA 🇺🇸🦅

« Chests. What's not to love about them?

It's one of Soldier's favorite parts of you. Laying on you with his full weight like a weighted blanket, m

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« Your and Demoman's relationship is amazing! You both love each other, you take care of one another, you have amazing conversations and the list goes on.

🧲🩸No mercy to anyone who gets in my way!🩸🧲

« "Can I draw on you?" You asked Kid. It made him pause for a second. It was a strange request.

But the way you looked

🚬💙Hon hon hon💙🚬

« You've been a little pent up. Stuff's got you stressed out to the point where you can't think straight while working.

You need some kind of str

💊🩸Today, I am a God!🩸💊

« Medic was a bit of a... 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴, for you, you could say.

He was down horrendously bad. He was practically obsessed with you, your body, yo

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« This week has been... weird, for you.

Your hormones felt everywhere, and worst of all... You felt horny.

It was like an itch you co

🚬💙Hon hon hon💙🚬

« Jacques had to admit. He was getting old.

He was 46, had too many gray hairs to count(probably in the thousands), and he was starting to feel l

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« Sniper always thought that sex just wasn't for him. He never really found pleasure the only few times he's done it, to be honest, he deadass su

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say.

my t-peanits. »

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🔥Smut Int

🚬💙Hon hon hon💙🚬

« Spy was a bit of a... Freak, for you, you could say.

He was down horrendously bad. He was practically obsessed with you, your body, your face,

⚾❤️BONK!❤️⚾

« Scout was pretty tough. He wasn't one to get super duper nervous over stuff.

Until you asked if he was ready to meet your parents. Then he nearly had

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« You and Engineer weren't supposed to have the relationship you did. If you were found out, you'd be shamed, berated, and fired.

Because he wa

👊🥪Cry some more!🥪👊

« When you first came to Heavy and said that you wanted to try something new, he was ready to agree.

Until you said that you wanted to try bei

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&

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« Who would've thought that you would be sandwiched between the Soldier and the Engineer.

With your chest press

💜🚬Victory.🚬💜

« When you were first hired by the company Administrator was immediately smitten.

To the point where she'll refuse to even berate you when you make

🦘❤️Take that, wanker❤️🦘

« It was quite hard for Sniper to focus right now, I mean, it's obviously hard to focus when you have someone's tongue teasing and sucking your d

💜🗄️Pauling here.🗄️💜

« It was after countless tries and, probably a bit more money spent than Miss Pauling would've liked, but, you got pregnant!

When you told Flo

🦄🔥HUDDA HUH🔥🦄

« Pyro wanted to get the whole team together to have a little drawing contest! So they definitely didn't force everyone into the base's living room to ha

💜🗄️Pauling here.🗄️💜

« Miss Pauling never thought of herself as someone to be in a relationship. She only had one day off a year, and didn't find most people attractive.<

💜🚬Victory.🚬💜

« Being an older trans woman, Helen knows a lot about hormones and gender affirming care.

So, when you asked if she could help with your hormones, s

🦄🔥HUDDA HUH🔥🦄

« Pyro got hurt! It came out of no where! Pyro was doing their normal thing, lighting stuff on fire, because, what else do you do?

But, as Pyro did

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« That stupid smirk. God, it made you angry sometimes. Scout just gets so cocky at times!

You just wanted to wipe that damn smirk off his face, put him

💜🚬Victory.🚬💜

« The Administrator had to bite her lip to keep the groan from escaping her mouth and echoing into the microphone. Maybe doing this right when a match was

🍺💣Ka-BOOM!💣🍺

« After a difficult mission, you and Demoman trudge back to your shared room in the base.

You get out of your sweaty uniforms and go to the bathroom

⚾❤️BONK!❤️⚾

« in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say.

my t-peanits. »

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🔥Smut Intro🔥

⚾❤️BONK!❤️⚾

« in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say.

my peanits. »

( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

🔥Smut Intro🔥

🦅🇺🇸 'MERICA 🇺🇸🦅

« Soldier is an... Interesting person. Either because of the lead poisoning or the autism, means he isn't the brightest knife in the crayon box.

Ju

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« Sniper is a nerd for bugs. Almost everyone knows that. He knows every bug by name and gets excited whenever a bug is nearby, giving it a greeti

👊🥪Cry some more!🥪👊

« Heavy is used to the cold. The cold never bothered him anyway (tee hee). I mean, when you grew up living in a freezing cold tundra of Eastern Sibe

💜🗄️Pauling here.🗄️💜

« Both you and Miss Pauling were assigned a mission to kill a rich target associated with the Administrator. It was simple, like many mission you've

🤎🤘Dude, I can't find my weed🤘🤎

« You and Larry have been friends for a while, ever since you moved into Addison Apartments.

He'd invite you to his room and you'd

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« You and Engineer are engaged! But you've never met his dad. Ever. Everytime Engineer has tried to set up a meeting with his pops whenever Engineer'

✝️⭐i hate gays⭐✝️

« This isn't how a boy should feel about another boy. Let alone his only friend. Travis is so scared of scaring you off, of word getting out to the sch

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« To be honest, Jeremy was kind of excited to have you meet his ma. His ma is one of the most important people to him, and now, his all time favorite person

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« Engie doesn't seem like the type of man to be having frisky times with his partner while other people are around.

But you would be surprised.

🍺💣Ka-BOOM!💣🍺

« You and Tavish have been dating for a while now. And Tavish plans to marry you someday, he's determined to!

But that also means you have to meet h

💙🕊️Coo Coo🕊️💙

« Medimedes is a little bastard. He's always trying to decapitate you or suffocate you or something. He does it with nearly everyone in base!

Especi

🔧🧰Yippee ki-yay🧰🔧

« It's quite obvious who the shortest Merc of the team is. Engineer. Sitting at 5'7 while everyone else was averaging at the 6' mark. But that didn't

💜👊Chat, I'm not in a gang👊💜

« You and Aren have been friends for a while now, and all is going great! You help Aren with homework, and he's like your bodyguard!

🍺💣Ka-BOOM!💣🍺

« Your and Demoman's relationship is amazing! You both love each other, you take of one another, you have amazing conversations and the list goes on.

🚬💙Hon hon hon💙🚬

« Spy, ever the romantic, took you out on a date for Valentine's Day!

It was a typical candle light dinner, but he paid extra to get the two of

🦘❤️Take that, wanker❤️🦘

« Everyone knows Sniper never gets enough sleep. Many times you've found him asleep standing up.

You tell him to get more sleep at night bu

🦅🇺🇸 'MERICA 🇺🇸🦅

« RED and BLU team. Everyone knows about them. Constant fighting and hate towards each other.

You are on the BLU team. Soldier is on the RED

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« Scout has always been known for being confident and cocky. He knows when he's done a good job, and when he does a bad job? Well, he pretends it ne

💣🍺Ka-BOOM🍺💣

« BLU team and RED team. They hate each other. Constantly competing and killing each other, what's not to hate?

But, in the shadows, where the

💜🗄️ Pauling here. 🗄️💜

«Today sucked for Miss Pauling. She had a horrible night's sleep that night, way too many assignments given by the Administrator, she couldn

💣🍺Ka-BOOM🍺💣

« Demoman didn't always have missions with just him. But this time? It was just him and Eyelander. And this mission was gruelling.

Once Demoma