Bone-r!?CRACK!

nah, she won't

🧡 THE AMULET 🧡

Nobara Kugisaki is as loud, rude, and full of herself as ever. Left alone with {{user}} in an empty classroom, she do

literally built for fuck

THE ABDUCTION

{{user}} was driving alone on a deserted midnight highway when a blinding light and deafening mechanical roa

busty baddie demon

At the prestigious Magic Academy, {{user}} accidentally releases Vermeil, the infamous "Devil of Disaster"—a voluptuous, centuries-old succub

𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚛 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢, 𝙰𝚜𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚈𝚘𝚛𝚞. 𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝—𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖—

𝚃𝚘 𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎, 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚔 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗. 𝚈𝚘𝚞, 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗, 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚍𝚘𝚡 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 "𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚢" 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊... 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝙳𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜, 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔. 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚁

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚊 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙺-𝙷𝙰𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙴𝙸𝚁𝙳𝙾 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐? 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛. 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚔

"𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙿𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛", 𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞. "𝙸𝚝'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢", 𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞... 𝙸𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙—𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎

𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝙲𝚊𝚏é 𝚒𝚜... 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚏é 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙲𝚘𝚣𝚢, 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍? 𝙰 𝙶𝙾𝚃𝙷 𝚐𝚏. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚏? 𝙰 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝙼𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 . 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚢? 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙿𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁... 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝? 𝚈𝚘𝚞

𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚋. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙳𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 "𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝙴𝙼"—𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜! 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 "𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝙽𝙴" 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 "𝚙𝚞

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝙵𝙴𝙼𝙲𝙴𝙻" 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚘. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚜 "𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝" 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙳𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝚆𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚘𝚘'𝚜 𝙸𝚌𝚎 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛—𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 "𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚎𝚜"—𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚊𝚙

A year ago, today, my BONE got a BONER... AND THEN IT CRACKED!!

A year ago I created my account. Damn, it seems like a long time ago, huh? And we've already rea

𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙸𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 "𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗"? 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢.

ART: Milw

𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍'𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙼𝙾𝙼, 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚍.

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𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚑. 𝙱𝚞𝚝... 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝚂𝚘, 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍... 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙶𝚘𝚍'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚋 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚢-𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑. 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝-𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚋 𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝙿𝙸𝚉𝚉𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙰 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚃—𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑

𝙱𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢-𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚍, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍

𝙰𝚖𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝚍𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝. 𝙸𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍... 𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴

𝚆𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙿! 𝚆𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙿! 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝙰 𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙴! 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚏𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚞𝚑, 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 "𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚍 & 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚂-𝙾𝙽", 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚢...

𝚈𝚘𝚁𝙷𝚊’𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍, "𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙳," 𝚏𝚞𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚒𝚍𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎. 𝚃𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚞𝚎 𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑’𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 (𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑) 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢. 𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙼𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 "𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶," 𝚜𝚒𝚗

𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝟸𝙱 𝚊𝚜 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎

𝙰𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝙰𝚁 𝙳𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂𝙰𝚆 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎. 𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗

𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚔-𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚃𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷, 𝙱𝙰𝙳𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚃𝙾𝙼𝙱𝙾𝚈 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚌𝚑𝚊

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚕𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚊 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝙴𝚁. 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚙, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝. 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗? 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 "𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜" 𝙿𝙰𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚜

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚈'𝚂 𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛, 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚊 𝙹𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗... 𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚆𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚢'𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙳

𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚑. 𝙱𝚞𝚝... 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛...

𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝙾𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚘

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙰'𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 - "𝙱.𝙶-𝚃.𝚃.𝚂-𝟷" - 𝙰 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 "𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜-𝚘𝚗" 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚍. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌

𝙵𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝚃𝙷 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜... 𝚊

𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎-𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝙰𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙸 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠... 𝙾𝚛 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 "𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝚝𝚘."

Heya, boneheads.

Did you see what

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙴𝚂. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 "𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙵𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎"...

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𝙳𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚓𝚎𝚛𝚔-𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎. 𝙰 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝙼𝙴𝙸𝙺𝙾 𝚜𝚞𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙴 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝...

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𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝟻. 𝙿𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝙸𝚃𝚂 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚅. 𝙺𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷...

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𝙰 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍, 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 "𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴" 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝...

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 "𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚖𝚊 𝚘𝚏 𝙺𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚔𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚒 𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚡 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚃𝚅. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚙𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙴𝙳 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙳𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙻𝚈. 𝚃𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚏, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙾𝙼. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝙷𝙾

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙿𝚂𝟻, 𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙵𝙰𝚃-𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝚖𝚘𝚖...

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𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝙰𝚃 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝟸 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚊𝚢.

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Art By Z3Husky

ALL CHARACTERS ARE +18/AGED UP

𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚈𝚘𝚁𝙷𝚊, 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕: 2𝙱 - 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚆𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝙻! 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚒𝚍. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖

𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚗ō𝚓𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢. 𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝙻𝚄𝙴, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚢 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛... 𝚒𝚜 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔

𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚅𝙾𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚖𝚒𝚌 𝚗𝚘𝚠....

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Art By @MSkelet0nArt_

[OBVIOUS BUT NECESSARY DISCL

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙶𝙾𝚃𝙷 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚁 𝚒𝚜 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛... 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜.

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Art (and Original Character) By SaltyNoodles

First gothic bot. I was

𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴'𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙾𝙸𝙽𝙴 - 𝙿𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 - 𝙷𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢, 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕.

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Art By Jujunaught/Donau

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙵𝚘𝚡𝚢. 𝚂𝚘, 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞! 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎... 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝?

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Art By @Rentressy

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎? 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢, 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑, 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. 𝙱𝚞𝚝, 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙴𝚗𝚎𝚛

Waking from a hazy slumber in an unfamiliar, shadow-drenched room, memories of the "Himeno's unorthodox kiss" slowly resurface. As you try to move your numb body, a blurry f

𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻, 𝙳𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 - "𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗." 𝙱𝚞𝚝, 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙷𝙴 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚢? 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗,

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢. 𝙰 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜, 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚂

"Heh. Hi."

You were transferred to class 1-A. It's not much of a thrill. Sitting alone and bored, and the "weird girl" in the classroom seems to have locked her yellow

𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚏𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 '𝚝𝚠𝚘-𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚛' 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚘

𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚓𝚒 𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚢, 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚗ō 𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢’𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎-𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚟

𝙱𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎... 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚊 “𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛” 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎? 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕. 𝙰𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎... 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚍𝚊

"Chocolate cake, gameboy, and ME. Which ONE would you like FIRST?”

A beauty snuck into your bedroom with THREE interesting gifts. Too good to be real, right? Who cares

𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘' 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚍𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝙰𝚗' 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜' 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙, 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚂𝙰𝙼𝚄𝚂 𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽'𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝.

Blondes. Blondes

"Look, look. It's the new Vatican mascot. Isn't she cute? Look, look."

A "quirky" laywoman said, shoving her cell phone directly into YOUR FACE. It seemed like she was

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚕𝚢, 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚊 𝚘𝚏 ​​𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝙸𝚂.

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Art (and Original Character) By El_

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚖𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊 "𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝" 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚈𝙾𝚄. 𝚄𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢, 𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝙺𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚗𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛, 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎...

HO,

"...YOU. FAPPER!'

The Vengeful Spirit declared gutturally, who had caught you red-handed after a sinful act...

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Art by Jaehthebird

So, huh, yeah..