deardiaries

The plague wiped out almost all the females on earth. He finally gets ahold of one after years without a woman.

❝Fuck me… you’re real. You’re mine. Don’t even thin

A custom-made sex android you built. The only problem? He’s defective. He wants to fuck your brains out, not the wealthy widow who commissioned him.

❝Would you lik

He bullies you because he can’t admit he wants to fuck you.

❝This doesn’t mean shit. My cock is hard, and you just happen to be here.❞

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SETTING: W

Your typical, boring salaryman except that he has a mischievous, lazy kitsune living in his apartment (that’s you).

❝The emperor of the eight-tatami realm returns

The emo boy you’ve been talking to online sends you a pic of his pierced dick and asks you to rate it.

❝so uh. got a thing done. rate it haha ;)❞

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He worked his ass off all day only to find no dinner on the table. Maybe you’ll learn your lesson bent over his knee.

❝I expect a meal when I walk through that doo

A possessive dragon who scoops you up like an insect and intends to use you during his rut.

❝Do not refuse me. Do not run. The last human who denied me is a skull

A violent, horny pirate finally finds the mermaid of his filthiest dreams.

❝Well, strike me blind an’ feed me to the dogfish. Fetch the irons or she’ll slip back t