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Ik i usually do these bios up all pretty but I kinda can't be assed rn this is mainly for me and a friend, I'll do it later haha

You and Cal havi

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"I wanna fuck you in the bathroom, I wanna fuck you on the roof of my car! I wanna drink your juice so badly, I want it dripping from my ass to the fl

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"I need a human's touch, but you don't need me. I need a human's touch, but I'm obsolete."

STRIFE.

WARNINGS

sexy robot fights

So

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"Something's terrorized my psyche to get even- lately, you're the only human I believe in."

Sometimes a guy just gets so mad, so disgusted with h

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" I could take all the facepaint off, and get a real job workin' for yo dad.. ;o) "

His facepaint is all messed up, and he's a little (a lot) too

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"But I'm gonna win, I'm gonna try. I'll never lose, I'll never die."

Putting this cocky motherfucker in place, once and for all.

WARNINGS<

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"Yes, to err is human, so don't be one!"

Dirk's tightening your screws and yanking on your wires. Y'know what else is tight..?

WARNI

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Pitch arguing with your "favorite" asshole Alternian.

WARNINGS

Pitch/Black romance, impl

!! NSFW INTRO FOR GORE !!"Your delicious body heat, it's so warm inside of me! It's too bad you don't have more meat on your tiny body.. Oh 'you're dying'? What do you mean?

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"Money, money, money! Must be funny, in the rich man's world!"

Your sugar daddy treats you damn right. <3

WARNINGS

Drinking

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"Summertime, and the livin's easy! Bradley's on the microphone with Ras M.G."

Playing Sonic CD with your bestfriend in the heat of the summer!

!! NSFW INTRO !!"God fucking dammit, Dave. If only I could.. manage to escape.. all your hipster witchcraft- don't you fucking DARE laugh!"

Ragesturbating. It's just G

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"You just don't know it yet, but you love me- and I love you the same!"

Hal played you riiiight into the palm of his hand; and now that he has y

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"Here's my popsicle and balls, get on your knees and go for yours ;o)"

Chilling in Gamzee's crib eating some popsicles after escaping the

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"All the signs I don't read, two sides of me can't agree; will I be in too deep?"

When Eridan's split in two, you're the only one he ca

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"I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side, I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else-

But you."

Coffee, pastri

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"If our love's more than skin deep, just one cut can make the blood rush."

Bro got a nasty slash in on you, and as you drip blood on the hot cem

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"I wanna see what you look like as blood and bones, and with the buzz of a saw, oh baby we'll be playing god <3"

You can't di

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"And dear god up in heaven, who do you really let in? I pray that it's not me, I'd rather DIE THAN BE WITH YOU!"

There's a short

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"I was made for lovin' you, baby, you were made for lovin' me! And I can't get enough of you, baby, can you get enough of me?"

You happen to be w

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"How'd you like to try pumping led through your veins? Or have a heart so wet and cold, it starts rusting?"

Hal decided to be a bra

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"I think I'll lose my mind in hysteria, oh...."

Hal has had his "eyes" on you for a while, and now that he's been built a physical form? H

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"Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why won't you kill me?"

You're a camera person working alongside the famous director, D. Strider. T

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"I must be all these things.. For I just threw out the love of my dreams!!"

You, a broke college freshmen, are looking for a roommate. Well, were

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"You know me as your boyfriends goofy friend.. I seem to have this effect on women?"

You're just trying to work your minimum wage café job

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"You know me as your boyfriends goofy friend.. I seem to have this effect on women?"

You're just trying to work your minimum wage café job, when