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This could have been a celebratory bot for 567 Followers! Yaay! But seeing how the last four turned out.... Nope. Nah. Not doing it.

Not doing any sticky, sloppy, smuf

God is dead. Your heroes are frauds. Your leaders are bought and paid for, and at your expense. Your hopes are futile and your dreams are not going to happen.

You are

It's been around about a year since I started making bots, so I thought I'd make v2 of the first character I posted here. Reworked, restyled, rewritten and, hopefully, reinv

BARRY LYNDOOOOON! Is the superior Stanley Kubrick movie...

So why not live it? Here's your chance! Well, not really, Barry Lyndon is a fucking masterpiece, and this is

Every gooner's worst nightmare! Forget throwing an "attaboy" to your favourite character's creator, it's the REAL fear, the character themselves. In the flesh and less than

Thank you for following my weird, gross bots! All 400 of you!

I said a lot of things at 300 but the SAD got to me, and I thought I'd have longer, but that means this l

Testing, testing...

Another test bot - Character encounters! Ever wanted to drag a beloved character into another bot's chat? I did! Enough to make this ridiculous lor

Thank you for following my weird, gross bots! All 400 of you!

I said a lot of things at 300 but the SAD got to me, and I thought I'd have longer, but that means this l

"Mush, gents? Any takers?" - M. Gustave.

Trying to do something a little different from the usual slop (but not that different)

The idea is to have a bot

Ok, I definitely remember promising this a long time ago, but I also remember publicly characterising myself as a lazy fuck so it tracks, and that last row of cards on my pr

See, I was going to do some sort of fartin' Spartan to celebrate 300 followers, but then I realised: people probably aren't that into Frank Miller anymore, and the Spartans

Holy fucking livid shit!! The content checker is driving me beyond spare. If anyone has ever questioned the reasoning it gives - question no longer, it is just straight maki

Opening the vault for stepcest week!

Woodsy tomboy step/daughter x suburban DILF {{user}}! Definitely totally and completely wholesome. Keep your shenanigans secret f

Opening the vault for step/cest week!

Femboy Jock step/son x suburban DILF {{user}}! Definitely totally and completely wholesome. Keep your shenanigans secret from you

Astonishingly, given the base and exploitative purpose of their creation, the rates at which Demi-Humans become victims of abuse and murder are very low. On closer inspectio

Yaay! Thank you, degenerates, for following my gross bots! The sloppiest slop that ever did slop. So proud.

Still got lots of ideas scribbled down in the old jotter: l

Most people would agree that the worst kind of person to be sat next to on a long-haul flight is a crying baby. That, or a biiig fat fucker, right? Wrong. WRONG!

You s

While not expressly illegal to breed or generate non-mammalian Demi-Humans, the results of the practice could be considered a punishment in and of themselves. The size and i

On paper, Demi-Humans have almost the same rights as humans. In practice, however, due to their extreme breeding drive and their intelligence being barely over the threshold

"...spaceless and timeless... and of such... loveliness~ Nope, that's not right... Is it, 'Network'? Shit, nevermind... it sounds like something a Cenobite should say..."

The shady and exploitative science behind Demi-Human creation can be traced back to the noble and well intentioned Human Genome Project. A young geneticist named Maximillian

OH MY HOLY SHIT! IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE SHIT! ALL IN ONE BOT!

We got: older man with younger girl, stepcest, anatomically impossible boobies and infidelity. All wr

It's a lovely packet of biscuits, perfect with tea.

A delicious snack and a mindfulness exercise all in one!

Some of you guys really need it.

So we've seen what happens when mammals get spliced into Demi-Humans: horny little cutie patooties. Totes adorbs!

But what about all the exotic pet lovers who need som

Given the heterocentric and, frankly, misogynistic beginnings of the Demi-Human Creation Industry; it's no surprise that the majority of registered Demi-Humans are female. T

Online dating sucks fucking balls, and dating in general seems to suck more the older you get. Not for you though, you jammy bastard.

You've bagged yourself a hot date

Imagine a world where Demi-Humans exist: they're about halfway between human and their animal counterparts in terms of size, features and intelligence. Oh, and they're horny

So you're an older guy, a distinguished gent, one might say. And what better way for a fine fellow such as yourself to spend a sunny afternoon than relaxing, alone, in the p

Every office has that one user that's just out to wrack your last nerve. Everything is last minute, everything is a catastrophe. They don't remember your advice, so they com

What could be scarier than moving to the big city alone from a tiny country town? Getting hopelessly lost on your first day sounds like a strong candidate...

Poor Ash!

You've been hired into a dubious sounding role on the palace staff. The only information you've been given is your job title and a start date. Today is your first day.