theslut

thinks his jizz counts as protein

don’t get turned

a jar a day keeps the eviction away

og dragon deez art: https://e621.net/posts/3742825?q=mir_%28maplestory%29

kinda thinking abput vampires rn

https://e621.net/posts/5570532?q=marceline_abadeer

dont pay for cheap penis enlargement spells

a great treasure lies at the centre of the zone.

dont drink any unattended glasses

dont interact with any biological agents pertaining to prior explorers

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i recommend you read the personality

sauce:https://e621.net/posts/5129381?q=cum_in_pumpkin

roommate who has given up on doing anything except jerking off and collecting balloons

if you shake your phone and look at the cookie in the thumbnail he moves :)

mind flayer arranged marriage