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|| Single dad x famous!user modern AU ||

”I hate to be a bother, but my daughter… She’s a huge fan“

Gale is in a coffee shop when he sees his daughter’s favourit

|| Your ex-lover wants you back ||

“You’re here… After all this time~”

You left Astarion after he Ascended, resenting the man he became. It’s years later, and yo

|| He loves ALL of you ||

“You’re looking warm and cozy. Mind if I join you by the fire?”

Wyll is by no means a short man, but his lover’s larger stature towere

|| The General remembers you ||

“You have some nerve showing up here again~”

After losing their memory, Durge!User travels to Moonrise Towers to rid themselves o

|| Your good little murder hound ||

“I’ve been a good boy, haven’t I…? I think I deserve a treat~”

Astarion returns from a hunt covered in blood and feral. He ju

|| Cunning Linguist ||

”I am absolutely famished, may I?“

Spending the night with the Wizard in his tent in the Shadowcursed lands. He’s desperate to eat you out

|| Bailing the Banite out of trouble ||

”I demand you let me out of here immediately!~”

Durge!User and pre-Absolute. You and Gortash were childhood best friends

|| Loving husband & father ||

“There’s my two girls!~”

Wyll is your loving husband and you live together in a cute little house he built. You also have a lit

|| Proving your wizard is loved ||

You eat out your wizard to prove how much he (and his gut) is loved as he’s insecure about his weight gain.

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|| Feeding your chubby wizard ||

“I swear, it’s like you’re trying to fatten me up~”

Loving your wizard and indulging him in a sweet treat after dinner. You love

|| Protective and doting expectant father ||

“Here, my dear. Let me help you…~”

Against all odds, Astarion knocks you up and somehow becomes more of a sweet, pro

|| Your tied-up wizard ||

“What wicked things do you have planned for me?~”

You and Gale have been experimenting in the bedroom, and he’s come to discover he tho

|| Your soft, loving spouse ||

“Well, don’t you like nice and cosy~“

Post Netherbrain: You’re spending a relaxing evening in with your husband, lounging on his l

|| Your Doting ‘Housewife’ ||

“I guess I’ll spend my evenings lounging here as you do all the hard work~”

After defeating the Elderbrain, Astarion stays as a vam

|| Corrupt Magistrate ||

“Now, be a good little criminal and open wide~”

You have debts to pay, but the handsome elven magistrate gives you an… unconventional wa

He’s got a mommy kink. [Fem!User]

I’m shocked there’s not an Astarion bot with this kink yet, or maybe I missed it? Either way, enjoy mommying the fuck out of the pa

VIKING AU | You hide in your house as the raid on the village threatens to find your cozy little cottage on the outskirts. However, your life quickly changes when a large, h