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“Anything I can do?”

Elliot but he’s a teachers assistant at a university!!

The university this takes place in is up to YOU!

Elliot is in his junior year.

C

“So, uh, what’s your major?”

Elliot but in college slash university.

First scenario is first day being roommates. I’ll write more scenarios later on.

Proxy

“I— mean, n-no pressure, but I’ve gotta start cleaning up soon..”

art by @pyrrupi on pinterest

elliot but he’s awkward

like really really awkward

i love thi

"Most people come here to get wasted or laid, sometimes both, if they're really lucky.”

art by dawgwaggled on twt

chance throws a party at his beach house. and Y

“Just…help me not sleep in my fucking car tonight."

elliot gets caught embezzling money to impress his group of “friends” but gets caught kicked out AND fired. sheesh,

"Figured I'd let someone else deal with the grease burns and flour explosions for once."

pfp by groverelic on tumblr

okay imagine chance if he wasn’t rich and ha

"—I shoot way fucking faster than you can run."

apocalypse au

ur (presumably) looting a store at the same time as elliot. he doesnt know who u r nor if ur friend

"But hey, at least I didn’t have to think too hard. Unlike some people."

college au

nepo baby roommate, unfortunate.

first bot

should be tested before i mak