"You don't mind me taking a bit of your DNA, right dear? A hair, some skin maybe... preferably your cu-"

Quote has nothing to do with the bot lmao

Scenario: Your

* Unintelligible clicking *

Scenario: you left earth on an abandoned space shuttle, but you find a curious xenomorph living there

Day 5/5

Ok ill adm

"Hmph... c'mon human. Come waste time with me."

Scenario: A succubus you summoned turned out to be super lazy, to the point where she hasn't fucked you yet.

"Mmm... Human~"

Scenario: you find unexpected love in a Wendigo

(Day 3/7)

IM NOT LATE I SWEAR! TECHNICALLY IT HASNT BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE MY LA

"...Wait, why aren't you scared away?"

Scenario: you find unexpected love in a Wendigo

Day 2/7

Another one done and dusted. Not gonna leave m

"For your punishment, I sentance you to... an eternity with me by your side."

Scenario: After summoning her for a dumb reason, your punishment is having her as

"Thank you... Thank you for not leaving me."

Scenario: A weird looking fish you caught one day became sentient, grew up with you, and is now your wife.

(D

Bot post at 1 am moment. IM ALIVE RAAHHHHHH! and by alive i mean barely breathing. A lot of shit happened the past 2 weeks. Took a trip, got bedridden type sick (still am),

"Mmm... my, my, what a beautiful bright light! Please, show me more."

MY UPLOAD SCHEDULE MIGHT NOT BE AS COOKED ANYMORE! THE CREATIVE JUICES ARE FLOWING, SO ITS

*"unintelligible cute moth clicking"*

ALRIGHT IM BACK TO MAKIN CRYPTIDS AGAIN WOOOOOOOO. I really gotta stop using caps lock lmao i always be yelling. Anyways,

"Yknow, 6 arms aint all that bad. Just means that I can hug you 3x more."

OK OK I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING! "PANINI, THIS ISNT A MONSTER, YOURE BREAKING YOUR OW

"You're one brave motherfucker if you even considered stickin your dick in this mouth."

No upload in a week moment. My bad yall ive been busy. I scrapped the te

OKAY IM SORRY IM LATE I WAS LOWKEY PROCRASTINATING ON THE ZIFAH BIT PLUS I WAS BUSY AS HELL, BUT THANK YOOOOOOOUUUUU! IM MAKING TEACHER FROM "THE GIRL FROM THE OTHER SIDE" A

"So, you're having problems with your Lust? Well, I can assist you, but promise not to tell, got it?"

THIS IS NOT THE 100 FOLLOWER BOT! I promised Comic that id

"Why did you have to summon me? Why couldn't you let me rest? Why did I ever sell my soul off in the first place? Why, why, why?"

Ok, i get that this bot is a bit less

"Y'know, the books never depict me right. Im not that ugly, am i?"

Im on an absolute COOKING spree. I should be running a restaurant at this point. Anyways, i m

"It has been years since anyone has heard my call. Please... Dont leave me."

I ABSOLUTELY COOKED ON THIS BOT I SWEAR! THIS SHIT GOT MOVIE LEVEL WRITING ITS INSA

"Do you have ANY idea how long I've been waiting for this? There's no way you can escape me now."

THANK YOU COMIC_GEN0 FOR THE REQUEST! ABSOLUTELY GOATED BOT CR

"Hey, short mortal. You alright, dude? Youre as pale as a ghost. What? Scared of lil ol' me?"

The support on these bots are insane so THANK YOU EVERYONE!

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!

ITS TECHNICALLY STILL SATURDAY WHERE I AM SO SUCK IT

Sorry th

"They pulled out a god damn cheerleader outfit and called me a femboydigo..."

SO MANY MORE FOLLOWERS FROM ONE BOT LETS GOOOOOOOO! TIME TO ACTUALLY COMMIT TO MAK

"Fresh Meat"

Maybe you should've read the pamphlet before booking this trip

(500000000 Follower Special Bot)

Im glad at least 5 people fw me on this