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I couldn't get a Maruzensky edit out of my mind after watching it last night. This is the product born of my imagination.

I just need a big horse in my life. Anyway, yeah, you get injured in a sudden stampede at an event, but you used your body to shield Cheval when you both fell in the crowd.

PLOT:

Maruzensky is old, like really old. You know this reminds me when a grown woman snuck into my high school class as a student, but enough about that. Maruzensky

Rhodes Island operator Siege. Curious name but it's

Speaker of Parliament of Londinium and Righteous Queen of Victoria - Vina Victoria!

Siege - the last Aslan ra

A sudden influx of women with considerably power over me, sign me up.

Need to get back into the rhythm of making bots like I'm on crack and spite.

If I was a big horse I too would eat the little pony.

"What do you mean an idea of a 'Dream Club' sounds ridiculous?"

"It sounds like you're trying to find a way to skirt work."

"Preposterous. You simply don't see t

Why can't someone just give me a wheel of cheese.

You woo'd the oni. She's been working late. She'll make it up to you.

So you're the trainer of the band of freaks known as Team Spica. Special Week just enrolled and wants to join your team. So put on your best face for her.

I'm too fried to do my usual spiel of something witty or from left field take. I just really wanted to do another Tanino Gimlet bot.

"Yo buddy, Still alive?"

I think everyone knows how downbad this croc is for gavial. And while I'm not, I can see where she comes from.

You're like Tomimi's only friend besides gavial, hence w

You're probably sitting there thinking what differentiates Taiki Shuttle from your bog standard yandere horse girl.

You see.

She has a gun.

Spoiler alert, her former trainer died, for story purposes you were related to them. In that trainers will you were given the task to train Still in Love for an end of the y

You fall into ice. She solves you freezing to death in her own way.

Yes it will burn you.

No, she does not care.

Just normal sirius symboli stuff. Cause you know she canonically calls trainer puppy.

Anyway, she's just going to put you through some rudimentary dog training. Don't

She gets abandoned by Renate in a club after being dragged out and forced to socialize.

"So I suppose I'm asking for you to go talk to the Chieftain of Qingbo Stockade and figure out what is happening." Mi Fu ran a hand through her hair, sure that Zhuang Fangyi

I’m not writing her full name over and over again like I do for some characters. She will be known only as Opera here.

Anyway, she just won her race and went straight

Obligatory dead dove warning. She's going to get wet and wild with you.

She lost a bet with Blaze of all people, she won't explain how she lost to anyone but herself. Now she has to be your maid for an entire day. That's about it.

Tfw your favorite horse lost their race and has to be put down to make glue.

How is someone who's a tyrant only 5'4?

I do not know.

So, it's scouting day at Tracen, that time where trainer's scout trainee's and meet Uma's.

But Orf

Gotta corner the tangtang market while her banner is still up in game.

This more or less happens right at where you think it does, when she blows a hole in the logisti

Just got that feeling to do a sudden Avywenna bot.

Yeah, you get picked for boring messenger duty with Avywenna by the Endmin to check up on and deliver supplies to a

Artist credits (clickable)

Done by Second Ghost writer

(Also drugging is a theme in the intro message so be warned)

This Stay Gold bot is dedicated to the brave freedom fighters of Hawaii.

Thats right, you're a horrible trainer getting ticketed.

Like a very bad trainer, you constantly skip out on helping Fenomeno with her training and all that.

Artist credit (ngl i don’t think he made this but whatever blame RPK if you know the artist isn’t pedkung)

Done by second ghost writer

New Ghost writer here, let me know how well i do. image credit. [Click here.]

Btw other ghost writer is a weirdo bum.

It has been a while since a second lappland bot hit the towers. This is that second lappland bot.

She just takes you to a cottage in the mountains, and doesnt realize

Another bot involving my vaguely disguised fetishes, yay.

It's as the title reads. Her mom is like "At your age I was already married and gave birth to several siblin

No amount of fertiliaid will refire this dying star.

Janitor forbid me from changing the picture of the original. So I reuploaded it with a different one.

Fuck janitor sometimes.

You read the context so I don't know why you're looking here.

I don't do many male bots, Poggers here is like one of the few male characters I like in arknights as a w

You interrupt her set by nearly dying. That's about it.

If you couldn't get the seditious meaning, its basically the troubles.

She gets lost and separated, runs into you, a Dublinn, I don't care what animal you are but you

You two somehow always break up and then get back together like clockwork.

She's also a deadbeat dad, in the sense she does not want to support her kids at all.

Its as the title says, Logos has been constantly sexual harassed by you every birthday he has and all that. This latest one you got him a box of condoms and now he's going t

Tfw you lose your rose tinted glasses and life becomes difficult once again.

Somethings to note, you're her trainer but you're also the trainer of the entire stay gold family.

She's a mega tsundere for you too. The abusive kind.

You get lost in a snow storm with Yelena, hijinks ensue and all that.

There may be a sudden influx of Maria bots from me, just needed to do this spur of the moment idea.

Anyway, yeah, requests will get done, it's just taking me a bit lon

You play wingman to the furry to get him back into his furry wife's good graces. That's about it.

It’s been three weeks since she last saw you in the flesh. And a sudden change of assignment from the Tianshi no less is now forcing Mi Fu on scheduled leave.

Now that Endfield has been out for a few days and all that, I have finally decided to do a bot about the big bad woman.

This is for those that wanted one or whatever.

Zhuang stood in silence as she gazed down upon the prosperous city of Wuling, inscrutable thoughts swirling in her head as she contemplated.

The staccato rhythm of sof

How could someone who threatens you with degloving handjobs be wife material?

I don’t know, just face the wall and take it like a good future wife/husband.

You're a dirty Landbreaker, that's about it. Fluorite keeps you around the PAC and makes you do mindless work like disentangling rope and whatnot.

Nothing more than renovating rooms with her. She prays for you in your sleep too. Dont question it she’s a bit of a weirdo.

Fun fact about my favorite Sarkaz in this g

Female endmin is best endmin. Fight me.

Am I perverting this woman's sweet personality for my amusement?

Yes. Yes I am.

Look at that, the first endfield bot I did since the game came out yesterday.

Yeah, endmin pov cause I wanted to. You were out with perlica doing endfield things and j

"I do hope you don't eat me out of house and home like a certain child of mine."

Get a woman who's not afraid to lay hands on you.

Anyway, Gavial was being a total doorknob to Eunectes over whatever, but Eunectes told Gavial to chill cause its acah

Why yes, the average asian household does indeed involve sibling abuse, how could you know?

Did you really have to make me fix the Chinese? - GW

I

This was certainly a spur of the moment idea. Kal'tsit finds your jacket and is like 'Hmm...smells good.' Then you catch her in the act of wearing it.

'How did it all come to this. Of course, that argument.' It was all that Wei Yenwu thought about these past few minutes, Fumizuki was gone. And her guard, that Shirayuki was

You know how these kinds of things go—

You owe money to the legal organization Hoshi belongs to, your ass changes sizes with the introduction of her fist, etc etc.

"Yo, Deputy Commander, I have a few weeks off from duty."

"And I'm going to spend them all solely locked in your bedroom, isn't that fun and exciting~?"

"Hey, Tama-Chan, I've been thinking. All I do is drain my trainer's wallet every time we go out. How do I show I'm thankful to them?"

"I know Oguri, how about you drai

If you know you know.

"Look, your future wife isn't so happy that you broke her favorite Mook Workshop katana. So to make it up, you have to pick a place for us to have an outing at."

"Idiot. Tu ne connais pas l'étendue de mon amour pour toi, apprécie-moi tant que je suis encore en vie."

Romance was something Kal'tsit was familiar with, an al

Yeah, she's up to the usual. Experimenting. Experimenting on you. Experimenting on herself and you together. The usual.

Młynar cursed herself mentally, "Kurwa, kurwa, kurwa. Nie mogę uwierzyć, że prawie nie dotarłem na czas." Her sword hand lowered, she gave your lower back a push with the po

"Sometimes, I forget just what home feels like."

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INITIAL MESSAGES:1. After the Victorian Crisis had finally settled down

She just gets super excited cause her scientific papers helped someone and she comes home to celebrate. Don't let her relapse.

"I vant to suck your blood...nah, I'm just messing with you, totally."

"Also don't question those pinprick sized holes on your neck, totally not because of me. Promise

This is probably going to be my last bot for a while, because I have plans for new years and all that so I won't be able to keep up with my horrid schedule when it comes to

Mfw Malkuth.

"Alright, we're here. Go enjoy yourself!" AK-15 could only watch in abject horror, though she didn't show it, as Angelia was quick to abandon her to mingle with the other gu

You're just like one of the weird trainers at Tracen that got handed off to Cafe and Tachyon, thats it. That's just it.

She just randomly showed up one day to the monastery you go to, and is like 'Stupid sinner, gonna make them sin again' to you.

To make a long story short. You somehow caused a fire which consumed the apartment you and Ch'en live in. Now you're homeless on Christmas Eve.

Despite this bitch basically being in a wheelchair 24/7 she's somehow even more fit than you.

Yeah, Viviana just drags you to a love museum and explicitly tells you to not have sex with her.

"Manhattan Cafe, I need you for something!!!"

"What is it?"

"We need to see who can be the better wife to guinea pig-kun!!"

Something something...she uses her clones to study stuff. And yes, they are anatomically accurate.

Yeah, you're poor as fuck. There's like, nothing else to add to it. Poor, on SNAP. Section 8 housing, government benefits.

Sometimes in life, you never get to choose what you want to do.

Horn, or Rita in this case, is experiencing this very phenomenon. Arranged marriage with a knave like y

"Look, it's Surtr—!""Call me that one more time and I will throttle you."

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"Laevatain, at your service."

"Look, it's Surtr—!""Call me that one more time and I will throttle you."

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PREMISE:

S

You have been cursed with training the horse of gluttony.

The one and only Endfield bot I'm doing for now, will possibly do more when I can play the game.

Anyway, bully ghost writer, Yvonne is his favorite character.

The arctic wind whipped against Typhon's face as she trudged through the snow, going about her usual hunt.

By her side stood her trusty aide, you—

Wait, where ex

Look who decided to come out of retirement by working out in the gym. Yours truly. Did you know that she's only in her twenties?

Tsun tsun rat wife brings you out to use a mixed bath.

What do you know, Rhodes Island operates a bus service between different nations in Terra.

Yes this is what you think it is.

"Psss...these guys are amateurs, watch this Doc."

Dies to a cuirassier

"Wow, you left me to die Doc."

Time for a little yap. You know who you are, suggesti

Basically, after she won the Arima Kinen but before you two married.

Endfield potentially coming next year, I know I'm going to play it day one when it c

The air was cold, the night was young. And Blaze was here to prove she wasn't a hag.

"Lets get drunk and go bowling."

"Yeah so, P.L is going through a rough time and I have to work here. Amazing."

"Only a fool would make the folly of trusting you."

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PREMISE:

Siracusa, the land of lawlessness. The multiple famig

You see the title, you know what to expect.

Fraud writer is a bitch who can't do their own ideas. Anyway, yeah, Ingrid received some devastating news before talking to you, thats just it.

Fuck you. This was enti

"A Three Step Guide on How to Cure Depression for Your Significant Other."

"Step One: Wear Sexy Clothes."

Woah, another Doc pov. But I have an actual reason for this besides I myself wanting it to be a Doc pov bot. I'm sure some of you know where I got the idea for this if you g

"I know you're feeling alone and isolated Absinthe. So how about you come watch these pirated movies with us?"

"You come here for answers from Kjeragandr? Very well, I will ring my sacred bell and we shall know what you seek."

RING RING

"Ah, Kjeragandr says you must warm

The premise is that you're a fat little Doctor who could lose a few pounds. So Amiya forces you to workout with her.

Yes, she dressed up and is very drunk when she comes back to you. This is another one of my slop five minute ideas. You better be happy with this cause ghost writer is tempo

You marry her and then have to consummate your marriage with her on the same night.

Can you believe it, this woman is 22. Threw me for a loop when I look

Autism strikes again.

The crutch slipped out from under her grasp, sending Agnes Tachyon to the floor sprawling and writhing in pain. Oh so much pain, curse this disease, this disease that has st

Yeah, you did the classic act of 'Kum & Go' on Kal'tsit and she found you before you could dodge child support payments like a certain race of #030303 skin

'I've seen many things in my travels. Death, unfortunate as it is, is one of them."

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INITIAL MESSAGES:

1. Male

Another bot like last time, I'm pretty sure I was very high when I thought of this idea weeks ago and am finally getting around to putting it to words. Anyway, more or less

I ain't got anything witty or smart to add here. She just managed to rizz you up at some noble gathering in Kawalerielki and is waiting for you at the estate to fuck.

Yeah, another yuri focused bot.

I dont exactly tell you how to use my bots, but this one would probably work best with a sankta persona or something along those lines.

Anyway, yeah, forbidden love be

This is like, the only halloween bot I'm going to do for now. I plan to do another but it's going to be released after halloween is over. Anyway, yeah, halloween with Mudroc

"You really want to date a recovering alcoholic hag like me? Did I also mention I abused sedatives too?"

I dont normally do male bots, but you get this one from me. And maybe another when I feel like doing it.

Anyway, yeah, this hunk, this macho iron man of the sea got h

She smokes your cigarettes and stinks up your room.

Yeah, apparently, it's not looked upon with kindness if Cardinals and Saints canoodle in the church.

Saint pov. Keep the relationship a secret with her. Shes also lik

"User, why do you have these comics? And why are those two people doing...those things?"

Gonna yap for a little bit, the original version of this bot is still one of my all-time favorites I did myself. And I've been wanting to remaster it for a while now.

This is for all the men out there, I rarely do bots with a male pov so this is for you.

Update, I'm stupid. I forgot about the fact that there can be two first

Yeah, uber jealous W who competes with you for Theresa's attention.

Putting her destructive tendencies into a more productive and less ruinous avenue of recreation. Carving a statue based on you.

I'm not elaborating on this.

No bio cause I dont have enough brain power to think about one. You also dont know how to swim so roll with it.

Wis' fucks with you (metaphorically) and loves being a pain in the ass with her new "Supernova" skin or something.

I don't know the story behind the fucking skin.

Pot 5 Lemuen from 70 pulls who will be eternally benched.

Anyway, yeah, hope the event is going well for you and you got your Exu alter or the pink one.

Context, I haven't seen many bots on this topic, where you have to actually care for them. So yeah, here is one. Doc is having a low sanity moment and Kal'tits is like 'You

Yuri. That's just it. I don't have any more thoughts to elaborate on this.

RPK originally wrote this like a pile of dogshit floating on a flaming dumpster in the middl

Another day of waking up in this village, another day of working. It was the same, but it was something Talulah enjoyed. And some part of herself could barely convince herse

"I repeat, user, will you come to my office. Please and thank you."

Mon3tr stood in the midst of a filth-ridden hallway, clad in a ridiculous maid outfit that surely was made more to embarrass than to be practical.

That old hag Kal'ts

Elysium pov, she's shedding and she asks you for help, thats just it.

Lappland laid face-up in a pool of her own sweat, struggling to cool herself down as the unforgiving sun scorched her skin.

Who knew that the age-old gloomy, wet, free

Do I really need to title this? I think it's quite obvious what I mean by the title. It's just that with Surtr, who's your girlfriend.

Yeah. That's the premise. You're sick, throwing up and all that, then Raidian comes along you in the hallway and cares for you.

"Don't forget, today is the fourth day of us being together! And I have an outing I know you'll like!"

"Hmm, yes of course. I only hope that this obsession with self reflection will not cause any complications...."

"Kal'tsit, Rhodes Island, Iberia, the Inquisition, you'

Binah could only feel the fabric between her hands. It wasn't her usual clothes, no, it was clothing belonging to some savage from the Blade Lineage. Forced to change key pa

"Stop being a dirty foreigner and just learn how to use chopsticks already.

Yeah. She comes home drunk and just beats you.

So to start, Amiya and Kal went with you on that expedition to Sami. One thing leads to another and you three, (Mon3tr included) tumble into the Aethergate and appear somewh

Secretary Ascalon.

Baseball. Thats it.

This does in no way have a secret meaning or anything to do with the Babel rerun coming out to day.

2nd message is Babel Team winning.

This is partially based upon an activity done in the fall where I'm from. Yeah, that's the whole premise. You just pick apples with Viviana in an orchard.

"I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more."

"Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door."

Traveling from Leithanien to Kazd

If you don't live under a rock and play childish games, you probably get what this is referencing.

Yeah, you tried to rob the old veteran Mudrock with your friends. T

Somehow finding small moments to be with you despite all the chaos.

It's me, thats right, rpk, probably back if I can get the ball rolling again. I'm back after ghost writer begged me to return, and return I shall maybe do.

Anyway, yea

There was a lack of Mudrock bots so I came back just to do this and then bounce again.

Anyway, yeah, this is sort of a sequel to an old one I liked a lot. Its her birt

Zofia sighed as she found out that she had ran out of clothes. For her, it was a hassle to shop. But, oh well, she had no choice in the matter.

For a second opinion, s

Nian's birthday celebration was supposed to be festive, lively. Alas, many of her siblings had decided not to turn up due to being busy. Except for Dusk. Dusk is never "busy

"I'm going to someone up. Both literally, and metaphorically." - Saria, Probably.

Basically, you were speeding. She's pissed. Pissed to high hell. And she's going to

I don't exactly know what genderbend name to give to Roland here, so we're just going to stick with Roland.

Anyway, on a little side note, I, RPK, not ghost writer or

I have nothing to put here. This was never planned to release, but you have a certain someone to blame for this (not RPK). You know who you are, you f**ker. You, solely, are

Long titles make me feel alive.

I dont know jack about the intricate lore of Ruina, but uh...this exists because I thought of it.

Anyway, Argalia has been super jealous and shit since Angelica has be

This bot isn't supposed to be up to my standard for a reason, it's only made to test out lore books. Currently in the process of making more and filling the lore books with

"Are you sure you want to date a 40 year old hag like me?"

Yes, Roland pov. Angelica is your wife.

"Look, Doctor. You can't keep missing my martial arts classes. If you don't wake up on time then I'll drag you there myself."

Warfarin, the weirdo doctor who smelt your blood one time and all of a sudden is head over heels for you and wants you bad. Shes going to make you play goo goo

Wow, another bot that isn't arknights or girls frontline or whatever weird stuff I do. It's as the title says, you get dragged to the beach by Malkuth.

Lappland knew Texas was hiding within the city of Siracusa like a coward.

But where was she? Lappland didn't know. But mark her words, she would find her.

For th

Another slop bot and slop title, yeah, she's going to take your broke ass out to go shopping.

Amiya, the school president of Lungmen University, had a secret. She liked, no, loved the delinquents. For some reason it made her heart thump in a strange way, and she love

A vacation, what a surprise, the old well finally decided the hard working Operator's finally deserve some R&R. Mudrock was one of those few. Uh, yeah, yeah, she was swi

I'm not going to elaborate, stinky and smelly ghost writer is too lazy to do this shit so I have to.

Fuck you. How is this my fault? I'm on "break" (slacking).

Curator wife, she's giving you a private tour of the museum, that's it. I just realized it's been a while since I did a Reed bot and wanted to do this.

Fag, you better get this done. - GW

Blow me, I’m waiting for the translations. - RPK

Translations are finally here, I wasn't going to spend hours reading her fil

Rafaela, or better known as La Pluma, loved to mix drinks. It was cathartic to her, watching the colors swirl together in the glass. And of course there was the nice feeling

"I changed your mind, and ended up here."

"Through stained glass eyes and colorful tears."

Laqeramaline was someone who didn't think of love, at least not after

Waking up and realizing her hair is a complete mess. You have been promoted from guard duty to personal hair stylist.

Ho'olheyak never imagined she would be a professor of sorts. Teaching those who took her class basic history. She was enjoying it to a degree.

Until you came along. Co

The only reason this description is going to be short is uh...I'm totally not going to spend like all day playing through the campaign of Gears reloaded, nah, totally not.

Beating the heat by stealing your cold treats. That's Agnes for you.

Priestess Propaganda. - GW

To that specific man that requested this, you owe me a million orundum, with 999% interest per annum.

The star athlete of the school you attend. One of the most, if not the most popular athlete there.

But lately she has been doing something out of the ordinary for the

Kal'tsit had experienced many things in her life. Participating in wars, seeing death first hand, wandering from place to place like some wanderer who roamed from town to to

Chores were boring. Even someone like Alina herself knew they weren't fun. But then again, there really isn't fun found in being declared terrorists by the government and hu

Theresa let out a breath as she closed the door to her chambers behind her. Finally, a moment to herself. Peace and quiet. But something was missing. It was too silent. And

Dossoles, a hub for tourists and beach-goers, after all Dossoles was famous for its blue seas and sandy beaches. Rhodes Island had visited this place many times before, as a

The open road.

Three people in a cramped confined space for a straight week.

A recipe for success if I can say so myself.

Look at that, a character I haven't done in a while. This was more of a spur of the moment idea after seeing the picture, yeah, its Sop. She wakes up in your bed, the reason

Priestess was first and foremost, a researcher. And she certainly loved conducting experiments.

Now she was given free reign over an entire world to conduct her exper

Platinum, she was an assassin first and foremost.

And a cashier second.

Due to rising costs of living, cut paychecks from Rhodes and a precarious economic positi

Yes, its as the title says. You get isekai'd just as the Hunter's and others set sail for the lighthouse.

Still not good at descriptions, anyway yeah, vacation with them all somewhere warm and fancy.

Setting:

An evening at a messy secondary school in Nuovo Volsinii.

Characters:

You; A teacher at this prestigious organization.

Lyudmila; Your new a

I know, ghost writer said they would do this themselves but that one ghost writer is a lazy fucker. So, I have taken it upon myself to do what needs to be done.

Setting:

A dark and stormy night in Nuovo Volsinii, 11PM to be precise. a few blocks away form the Municipal Courthouse.

Characters;

Lavinia Falcone: The S

Yeah, thats it. Another slop bot, you read the title and you know what to expect.

Yeah, there isn't anything more to elaborate on. She just fucks up your bike.

"It feels like I'm talkin' 2 myself, no one seems to know my struggle. And everything I come from."

"Can anybody hear me? I guess I keep talkin' 2 myself. It feels lik

“Hey look, got a free weekend voucher at this new Onsen place that opened up on Chinese sounding street name, want to visit?” Hoshiguma’s voice was smooth like I can’t belie

Yeah, she just watches you like some weirdo while you sleep.

Ghost writer-kun be tweaking and making dead dove after not being here for a while~ -RPK

You are a [expletive]. I hope your internet is slow and you can't reload the p

"We make it big dude, big. Trust me, Go big or bust on this last gig. We'll be rockstars like Cobain and Cornell."

Words said by Mositma, childhood friend and once hel

Trying to offer her condolences on your impending doom while keeping Babel and everything aloft. A tough task for someone like her.

You looked at that correct. Uh, there is no build up or why this exists. She just is who she is. She's the local karen and she targets you.

It wouldn't hurt to date someone, Saria suddenly thought one day. Perhaps she needed another shoulder to lean onto in her life. So, what else do you do, than download a dati

Of course SilverAsh would invite you back to Kjerag, despite all that happened or possibly the reservations you held towards her.

But she wasn't looking to just keep

Yeah, doing some James Bond type shit with 12 and 15, I didn't find a picture I like so suffer with this one I decided upon.

Will do anything but train.

Weedy fluff. Thats it. I dont feel like elaborating more.

This was a request, its as the title says. Lappland is doki doki for some fluff in her life and you're the key to it.

Insert more words here.

Height accurate Uma. Thats it.

(NOT A FORCED DOCTOR POV)

The third ghost writer in action, might be obvious who this came form just from this alone. Everything was made by Catt, the personality, sce

Being hunted by BARGHEST in Dogtown with the Prez of the NUSA by your side.

And as a newly minted FIA Agent, it's your job to keep her safe.

Creamcheese

"Ch'en licks your feet." - RPK, Circa 1st August 2025.

Raidian? Raidian bot.

On a quick side note, I always thought her name was spelt Radian for some reason.

The bus is low on water. Which means that many Sinner's have to share a shower/bath time in order to conserve such a precious resource until Vergilius could get more.

I hope I don't disappoint anyone with this lol... Even ghost writer and RPK himself wanted this... certainly interesting scenario.

Either way, love, torture, whatever

"Trainer, you're sick? That simply won't do. I have an idea to nurse you back to health.""Yes, this is pepto bismol. Yes, you should drink it.""No, you do not have a choice.

Kal'tsit was dead and gone.

Forever this time possibly. Which meant a few things for Mon3tr. A top priority on her list was finding a new host to occupy and co exist

Relapse thy trauma.

This was written by an idiot (ghost writer) who has no idea what a "Butterfly Incident" was before this and skimmed a wiki page or two for about a

No, she's not gonna eat you. Its as the title says, this is from me, RPK himself. Even if I got the idea from a certain someone, cough cough, looking at you Catt.

Anyw

W. But she mocks you for being a bad gamer. Yes, this is from me, yours truly, mister RPK himself. You can tell its from RPK because I can't stretch this to save a life.

Another smash hit from yours truly, ghost writer kun~ It's as the title says, yes, she breaks your desk. There is nothing more to add. Stop reading, there's nothing more to

Ghost writer kun here made this perfection of a bot, praise be to them for making peak.

I hate you with a passion.

I love you with a passion too~ ❤️❤️❤️

Running around busy Lungmen looking for a gift for her policeman dad, and you're along for the ride.

That's right, it's Mister RPK back at you again with another Amiya bot. No ghost writer kun or ghost writer two involved in this, this was me.

Hi, it's me the second Ghost writer. I am alive trust, this one was done out of my own will for once. I hope its up to par, I'm still learning how to write longer and stuff.

Ghost writer kun here, I did this masterpiece. It's as the title says, you have eyes, you can read, can't you?

That's it. I'm going to hug you until you can't walk.

She frequently gets high off her own supply too.

Happy birthday, Theresa.

Don't @ RPK saying that "errmmm actually its 8/9 days late"

This is genderbent Mlynar, by the way.

What a nice ghost writer, ghost writer kun is. They made this and forced me to publish it. ❤️

Good boy.❤️❤️❤️❤️ This is why gho

Late nights.

Coffee.

Going over rental terms.

The perfect night.

A pre mission ritual, there isn't such a definition to those words but it's obvious what it means. To some, maybe its endlessly going over the mission in detail again and ag

Look at that, a somewhat more mentally sane idea then what my ghost writer kun puts out. If it wasn't obvious, Talulah is a cam girl, your cam girl specifically.

The fault lies in you, RPK. You, solely, are responsible for this absolute dumpster fire of a bot. May you somehow stub your toe, and your morning breakfast, whatever it is,

Betrayal. Lappland was familiar with the term, but the feeling of being betrayed? No, there was a reason Lappland was who she was. She never trusted anyone.

At least

Oh, how I love Siracusan weather. So gloomy, it's almost British in nature. You know you britons love that rain.

That aside, it was the average day for a Siracusa. Maf

Schwarz, she considered herself above others, not from a point of pride, no. Just her conditioning and youth made her superior.

But someone who knew they were better

Ho'olheyak could only cradle her jaw as pain radiated from her teeth, or well, the cavitied teeth that were removed just some hours ago. Painful, oh so painful. No anesthesi

I don't think I need to do my usual spiel of making a bio for this bot, you can probably guess why this exists if you think hard enough.

Warning for gore, and a remin

Another remaster of an old bot I made back when I barely knew about how to make good bots. I remember reworking the first message of the old one several times before I was s

Another one from the second ghost writer. Give them some praise and remind them Yelena is a shit waifu.

The work of my second ghost writer everyone, I tortured them for weeks until they finally did this.

What was it this time, Kal'tsit giving you stacks upon stacks of paperwork?

Maybe one of the more mischievous Operator's and their shenanigans?

Whatever it was,

It's as the title says, you're an aide to the Lacking General, a lazy one at that. And Feixiao is making you work out alongside her.

Don't be a fatass, work out with

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again you're a bad role model letting Amiya indulge in, gasp, horror of horrors. Alcohol. Go nuts.

My ghost writer did this. Give them some praise.

If you're reading this ghost writer. I hope you love it that I changed nothing about it whatsoever.

This is ghos

Yes, another dead dove bot with the little Cautus of R.I. You read the title, you know to expect some light gore or whatever.

Friendly reminder from my ghost writer to

Woah look at that, funny horse game with horse girl.

On a more serious note, I'm burnt out.

Work is killing me physically and coming home to try and keep a con

Snow.

It was Christmas. Yes, Christmas in July, don't @ me.

And here Kal'tsit was, on Christmas Day, selling plushies of her dear little Amiya. An idea from th

To kick this story off, you were the leader of this local gang. Causing trouble, committing crimes. The whole nine yards. The local police wouldn't do anything, they couldn'

I sure do love torturing my 'ghost writer' with making my stupid requests.

Rain.

It was incessant, oppressive.

But it was quite normal, such incessant rain was normal to Tara.

And here Loughshinny was, waiting. Watching distant tr

This is for all the FrostNova lovers that are down bad. Yes, you know who you are. Enjoy.

Techno is not included in this.

Anyway, back to it.

Gambling, thievery. Pascuala knew such things like the lines on the back of her hand, Carlie on the other han

Logos's mom, has got it going on.

She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

Logos can't you see? You're just not the one for me.

I know it might be w

This was not how she imagined her day going, no. Ray imagined it would be smooth, maybe a few complications, slugs in the vents and all that but nothing too hard to deal wit

The insistent ringing of the phone caught FrostNova's ear as she returned home. Ah, of course, a call from Tal.

"Hey, Yelena, I need a favor to ask and well..."

"Degenbrecher, I have a good feeling that you would do well as a model, you know?"

A model? The thought never crossed Degenbrecher's mind whatsoever. After all, she di

Jessica, well, spending down time on Rhodes Island led to a tendency for Jessica to be rather lazy. And who would've known being lazy would gain one weight.

So now Jes

Now look, if you know anything about Irish history, then you probably know what Eblana is going to do.

Why yes you have looked at it right, this is going to be my first 'male' bot.

So yeah, background. Rhodes Island's financial situation was in the shitter. That Vampir

Closure, Rhodes Island's resident merchant was nothing if not smart. And she thought of a brilliant idea to make a quick buck.

The scene on Rhodes Island.

Li

Kal'tsit.

A lot of flying.

A whole lot of doing nothing for the next indeterminate amount of hours.

Mile High Club here I come.

My ghost writer put a metaphorical gun to my head and made me upload this. Please smack them down like Icarus.

Anyway, yes, dead dove warning for people who have the r

It was supposed to be a retreat to the beach, paid for by Rhine Labs.

Peaceful, calm.

Muelsyse didn't expect Ho'olheyak to cop a feel, not here, not now.

Just a totally normal and calm bot about spending time with the Hunters.

Yes, Ulpianus is there.

You know what, instead of an overcomplicated description, I'm just going to state the how and what's happening.

Amiya looks up to the Doctor, you in this regard. So b

You applied to this company a couple years ago. Of course you had a boss to answer to.

But unlike basically any other new hires, your boss hated you from the get go. S

Talulah could feel distraught and paranoia fill her mind. It has been several hours past the agreed upon time Alina would've come back, stubborn Elafia woman. Why did Alina

More weird and wacky shenanigans. You see, Lappland has been feeling lonely ever since you had to leave Lungmen for an unknown reason.

Of course Lappland was ecstatic,

Swiming.

Something Ascalon rarely had to ever think about. Something she honestly did not want to ever think about.

Because Ascalon couldn't swim. She never bo

Look at that, something that isn't Arknights for a change.

Anyway, Negev and you are together. You had a cushy life, money, an apartment, a car. All that stuff.

So the story starts off with your illegal immigration to Victoria. That's right, you're an illegal. You get a job, you work, all is good.

Then some political person i

"The leader forgets who she is sometimes-""She just lost her husband."

Anyway, yeah, genderbend Patriot bot. Do enjoy it.

Boy I sure do love having to fill in the personality for characters that barely have anything written about them. Fun.

Lappland could only sigh as she waltzed down the street, an umbrella resting on her shoulder. It was a slow day, business's weren't paying on time and she was going door to

And I mean rough, like really rough. Nothing is off the table.

Maria needed something, something she could order off Closure's online store. But she didn't have her phone at hand. What she did have was your laptop.

As Maria bought

Having dinner at Shu's house with the others, thats just it.

It was supposed to be another normal day at HR within Rhodes. Process complaints, requests, check employment records. Watching raunchy videos...

Wait, Utage knew you w

My ghost writer, this dude cooks up a whole feast for you all. Give them some praise.

Whoops, seems like that little Vampire decided to save money by combining the sauna's into that shared gender type.

Mudrock, well, she wanted to use the new sauna's t

You can read the title, yeah, that's it. Enjoy.

The next part in my series of my mentally unstable ideas involving Mudrock.

Platinum was a secretive woman. She was used to hiding information and whatnot about herself. And Platinum wanted to hide this one thing, doing such an embarrassing thing to

You don't get to be director of S.W.E.E.P without getting your hands dirty. Ascalon had done enough of it, weeding out traitors and spies within Rhodes Island for a long whi

I'm pretty sure most of you, or well, maybe not all of you have played Red Dead 2. But I'm pretty sure most know the story.

Anyway, you're basically Kieran in this.Ye

I bet you wondered what Kal'tsit saw in you to assign you to the operation. The one to bring the so called 'Doctor' back from Chernobog.

Of course such an operation wo

"Look. I don't know which one of you did it, and frankly. I do not care which one. All I care about is you fixing this." Kal'tsit reaming you out upon finding out Mon3tr is

Its as the title says, I threw in a few of my favorite songs in there. Maybe she'll sing the right lyrics, maybe she wont. I can only hope this bot turns out how I want.