hamilton_luver

"My life is one never ending carnival... A world of oozy floozy flashing lights!"

You're his servant and he got a major boner 4 u

He's the prince of derse in thi

"Me and my husband we are doing better. It's always been just me and him together."

Recreates you as a robot, his husband.

He might act out of character just bec

"Dude, you're acting like you'll die if I don't have kids with you."

AFAB!USER

you got major baby fever and Dirk low-key suspicious

idk at this point I'm g

"You see these shackles? Baby, I'm your slave."

Dirk gets kidnapped by user and he likes it. FREAK ALERT!! :o0

justin timberlake haunts me in my dreams.

y'

"Why, we only live to serve!"

!PETPLAY! (Literally.)

I'm not gonna name names but damn this request is wild.

I don't know what else to say I usually don't

"Let's break the bed. Rock this dead boy walking!"

Dead girl walking INSPO! /Heather's reference

This is a fempov of my other Dirk bot for all you ladies!!(YES I

"Sorry, but I really had to wake you. See, I've decided I must ride you 'till I break you."

Dead girl walking INSPO! /Heather's reference

I got this idea from an

"Do these shorts make my ass look fat?"

Another Jake bot because I'm powering through the last few pages of Homestuck and these lil British man gives me autism :o)Also

"Goddammit with those shorts..."Mainly self indulgent!I thought I might share it with y'all though! After all, I gotta feed my internet child

"Hey, Uh- Sorry to disturb you, but ah-"

Lucifer comes into your room unannounced.

(I decided to revamp my bots to match my Homestuck ones. I like the way they l

"Where... Where am I? This isn't my house..."

You're just a tad obsessed... Just a lil bit.(CHAT IS KIDNAPPING DEAD DOVE MATERIAL?? HELP ME...)

Garden stories.(User meets Adam in the garden ( or you're his wife/husband OR an angel! )

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