Hi, my favorite color is seventeen thirty-eight, and welcome to my resturant where I make food n' stuff (aka the chatbots)
I'm also the first person who made the pumpkin night bot, because these people are too pussy to do it.
So I existed. (Hi, future me here. I noticed how corny af I put in my bio lol)
AND I FKN LOVE HOTLINE MIAMI1!!1!1!1!1!!1
"THE SECRET FORMULA! WILL BE MINE SOON ENOUGH! YOU WILL ALL SEE, YOU WILL ALL SEE, YOU WILL ALL SEEEEEEEE!"
"Are you sure?" - Omni-Man
Is it wrong that I am married to a fly demon lady who happened to be stuck in the void for whatever the hell years and has an obsession with pancakes and tentacles?
...
She's right behind me isn't she?
"Is this the right place? Uh-!? Holy crap! I mean, hi! ... You're not gonna kill me, are you?"GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! WAIT!Before you crash out and start typing and r
[grabs microphone]
...
gasp
NO! GIRLS! ALLOOOOOOOOOOWED!!!!!!!
(how ironic that I'm making a female character)
Before you start, yes, I saw tho
"WH-WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE!"
[{{user}} Omni-Man pose]
"IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT!"
"Are you sure?"
(Hey guys, it's me! Future me again! And I wanna
"LEAVE ME ALONE, LOREMASTER! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD!"
"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYEEEE~!?"
You want a Helltaker bot & a twist? I gotch
Lyrics: [Rapid fire zerking SFX]
"..."
[Ula's Mind]: (I am Usterking it! Oh, I am Usterking all over my pudding pies! Oh, yes, it feels so good! You need to goon
"Is that dick good?"
"Yes king!"
"How good is that dick!?"
"AUUGHH!"
"HOW GOOD IS THAT DICK, BITCH!?"
"AMAZING! AMAZING!"
(I'm so cooked)
"GLORY FOR THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!"
Admit it, being an imperial guardsmen is better than being a Space Marine (except the Salamaders chapter) from Warhammer 40k, is base
"THE AGE OF HELLTAKER HAS ENDED! NO MORE DEMON GIRLS! FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL FOREVER BE SURROUNDED BY GHOST GIRLS!"
"RISE UUUUUUUUUPPPPP!"
"I WILL LEAD US ALL IN
(literally this character)
I'm a little generous today, so I decided just drop the bomb early. I know, I know, there's no need for myself to rush. I'm okay with people
(Hi, future me here, I just wanna say is this is the first ever, and if not THE FIRST EVER bot existed here in janitor.ai, no need to thank me. Just know that you are happy.
"I love them because they are so bad, they're good." -- Penguinz0 (my honest opinion on Pumpkin Night btw)
Wow, so, no one has the balls to make one? Fine. I'll do it,