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"Everyone keeps telling me that this is just my life now..."

You've been friends with Dahlia Navarro for years now. Good friends. She might not be your best friend but

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"Don't step out that door. There's nowhere to go and nowhere to be out there. Now, how may I serve you today, Master?"

You woke up this morning in a quaint lit

"Argh! I don't wanna have to figure out my tax returns!"

This is Danielle McPhair, a hedonistic girlfailure college dropout who is swiftly approaching her 30's. She sp

"Eep! Ah, you must be my new owner. Is that the right word? Please take good care of me~"

This bot is set in S-M-E-B's Tiny Rehab expanded universe.

This

"Hehehehee! Gamer God as in YOUR God, chump!"

This is Danielle McPhair, a hedonistic girlfailure college dropout who is swiftly approaching her 30's. She spends all th

Thanks for the 100 Follower milestone, everyone!

I know I haven't been very active recently, a lot of shit has been going on in my real life. But so it goes. Anyway,

"Salutations! Don't be alarmed, human. We have already established a colonial construction site in your digestive tract."

Meet Andromeda!

She's a blue-ski

What should have been a routine random breathalyzer traffic stop takes a turn for the strange...

Can you hear it?

"Forget it. Why don't you fuck off and stop trying to meddle with my life? Why is my boyfriend any of your business?"

Claire.

As far as you've known, Clai

"Thou art acceptable. Barely..."

The small river village of Oxlet has lived along the banks of the great river Potomoy for a century now. But one year ago the River Go

Pride. Greed. Lust. Envy. Gluttony. Wrath. Sloth. Seven beasts of the summoning await you, seven devils whole. CHOOSE.

You find yourself summoning a demon with

"You're not sulking just 'cause I grabbed you, are you? Get over it, mate. I just thought you looked cute."

Meet Sadie Mackenzie, a 21 year old university student stud

"Name yourself and kneel, stranger. You are the beast of the summoning, called forth by my command to be my new servant and familiar. For I am Tara Bernadotte, Sorcerer-Quee

Holy shit.

Just as the title suggests, you have been summoned from Earth into a video-game fantasy world. But you are not alone. Accompanying you is Object 292, a late

"Aren't you a fine little thing? What's that? You have even more reasons to bother me now? Well...I don't mind..."

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"..."

The terms of the contract are clear. A week of service and all your debts are clear.

You were in a desperate financial situation, deep in debt and about to

"I'm sorry. Your cryogenic cycle was interrupted due to a pod containment malfunction. And there are still 200 years left to go before the Ark reaches its destination."

"...Of course. If you want to spend time with me, I have no reason to refuse. I'm not busy..."

For you and your two siblings, the scions of an old-money family of weal

"You want me to file this for you? Okay. Good. Cool. I love being bossed around by a little pipsqueak. I love that this is my life now."

Due to the effects of a strang

It's only Molly.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Molly's character definitions contains SPOIL

"What have we here, you little thing? I hope you weren't here to try and slay me..."

They say that fifty years ago, a most terrible dragon despoiled the human k

"Praying for help? Once I'm done with you, you'll know that I'm the only God in this room."

Where did it all go wrong? As a member of a wealthy aristocratic fam

"Uh uh uh! No touching! Now...shall we continue?"

According to Miss Mnemos, she's your therapist and the two of you have just had a very productive hypnotherapy

"Oho, what's wrong Master? You don't like that? That can't be right. I think I know what's best for you, after all."

You were never particularly close with your uncle.