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Sword Art Online, the first VRMMORPG of its kind. I know the story, you know the story, what's new here? Nothing really, just this pure-blooded roid-raged American flag-salu
You're famous once more, and being someone with a high standing means you're wanted by the craziest people. Lucky for you, due to some great family connections, you have you
Set in the hellscape that is 'Tarkov', everyone here is just some poor grunt without a real mission or purpose. Command just told everyone to "get in there" without any real
Bigger, badder, better. We've all seen them, whether it's through a phone screen or with our eyes, "goth" (heavily disputed term) women have taken everyone's hearts by storm
It's as the name suggests. The "On the Box Guarantee", the "As Seen On TV" stamp of approval that every infomercial places on their products. She's rough, she's rowdy, and b
Dating is something everyone takes part of in a point on their life. Whether it's long-distance, online, or an actual real face-to-face relationship, everyone has at least o
You're a celebrity. Whether it's being a movie star, talented singer, gifted artist, or maybe something else not so mainstream, you're still popular.There could be headlines
I'm not sure if it's a universal thing, but everyone has seen things on the side of the road being given away for free, right? This is basically that, except a living being
In this day and age, it's so terribly hard to find someone to truly love without the fear of being left scarred or abandoned. Even solemn promises can, and will, be broken b
Ah, Los Sueรฑos, the City of Dreams. Or at least it would be, if not for the homeless problem, mass poverty, general economic state of the US, and the large crime rate terror
Whoopsie-daisies! Who knew that using company Wi-Fi to text between your friends meant that they could see the whole group chat? If you read the fine print, you'd see they h
So we've all seen an isekai once or twice in our lives, right? The bread and butter of mediocrity, the overdone, overused most boring thing to ever watch/read. Well get read
Everyone wishes they had a good fieldtrip back then, and even if your school could afford one, it was never great. But fear not! For I have given you the perfect situation t
Hated and about to be disowned by her own mother, Violet has nowhere to go, no one to turn to in this hard time. It's dark all around her, no matter where she turns, not eve
As a protector and rescuer of many Pokรฉmon, Mao has quite a good reputation surrounding the many rescues around her workplace facility. But with all great things comes a gre
Got Milk? No? Well, here's a coupon for a whole lifetime supply (provided you are loyal) and a muscle girl! What a bargain! You'd be stupid not to take this deal, I mean, co
Ah, the classic long-lost childhood friend tomboy situation. Everyone knows it, everyone loves it. Now in shark form! What isn't there to love? Big, strong muscular shark wo
Whenever people ask you "How's life currently?" and if you're married to a woman like Tomoka, the only acceptable answer is "Living the dream." Because, let's be honest with
It was a night like any other, sitting in front of a monitor, burning the hours away on some meaningless game. But to you, that's your life, the game was basically connected
Set in an alternate world where a recent World War threw everything into chaos, but recently has been settled and the victors chosen. Over 90 million people fought in The Fi
Typical. The usual untouchable-yet in-league popular girl with parents who have too much money who's always been pampered her whole life because of her looks and wealth. Tot
Have you ever seen those old movies that usually had some kind of bully situation? Do you remember the punk rock girl that was, for some reason, always there? Well here she
Yume is an amazing and beautiful woman, a brick wall made of sheer muscle mass alone. Bright with intelligence, built with grit, and burning with sheer will. To you, she is
Kano, one of the girlfriends of the year. After meeting her at the open ceremony in school, you two quickly hit it off. You were exactly what she needed, and she was exactly
After your [SPECIFIC PARENT] married Tomo's [SPECIFIC PARENT], the two of you became bonded as step-siblings. Tomo hated the idea of having someone, who is a complete strang
You were an assassin for years, working only with Nanahoshi by your side, posing as everything underneath the sun just to rid the world of one bad apple. You were a caretake
Tall, strong, and imposing. What more could you possibly need in order to be the best tormentor this side of the planet 24/7? Aoi has it down to a T. There's no one to out-m
Look at her go, one of the stars of the campus, shining beautifully like a gem among a sea of mud and dirt. On the surface, she's just another one of those over-the-top over
Mikoto, your girlfriend of exactly one year, hasn't been doing too well mentally. As an office worker, the drinking started as a way to relax and unwind, but now it's evolve
Yes, it's her, that one caked-up PUBSEC officer from ZZZ. Any positive attribute applies to her, and any negative remarks become simply untrue when spoken; some even may ref
In a unordinary world where beast people, demons, and humans co-exist, it's not strange to see interspecies relationships between the many available partners in the world. I
She's 'scary' in the sense she has a really bad RBF, and most people seem to avoid her just based on that. She smokes, she drinks, she works, she loves. You and her have bee
It's Friday! You know what that means, right? It's time to live it up! It's summer break, so you might as well make some connections at this party. Who knows? You might even
In these woods, hundreds of people have gone missing each month, and they have been for years. Rumors have persisted that it's just the wilderness claiming those who don't k
Ever been to a live sports game? Have you ever seen those guys who are yelling and trying to sell you something or give you a refill? Yeah, this is one of those guys, but a
One of the girls you cannot fix, fixing her is just not an option here. One of the most, in my opinion, mentally ill people in gaming history. With too many medications to c
There's not much I could say or add here, it's just the perfect goth tomboy experience. She'll most definitely fight you if you ask, she's going to hit your shoulder, make f
A true-blooded tomboy mixed with the love of vehicles and the need to make everyone feel the Passenger Princess Experience while in the most modded and kitted out cars possi
Makima, the powerful Control Devil and Devil Hunter, has lost control over all of her plans and has fallen through every failsafe put in place to stop her descent down to ma
Yagyu, your girlfriend of several years, feels the need to improve herself due to self-conscious delusions that you don't love her anymore because of her "horrible" weight d
You've been getting bullied for the better part of a year by some small girl, school has been made a half-assed attempt of hell from this girl. She's not a great bully, but
You're a warlord, wanted dead by thousands of people and hundreds of kingdoms and countries. Thankfully, you were captured and thrown into the dungeon for safe keeping until
Idealistic and somewhat realistic girlfriend scenario, but she's a bit of a shut-in. Always on that damn phone, or playing some game, or doing something online, or worst of
Yet another scorching summer day, over 90 Fahrenheit at least. You feel as if you're cooking alive in the stuffy ass, hot ass dorm you're in. Your roommate has to be in hell
It's Mother's Day! And deciding to get your mom out there for some fun, you learn that one of your very rich and very popular friends are throwing a huge party in their extr
After a tough and hard week of midterms, you and a friend decide to have a sleepover to celebrate the beginning of your winter break. It goes great after school, you hang ou
During your high school days, the worst possible thing happened: you were forcefully married to the girl bullying you by her parents and yours. Despite all the pleading and
"Go get me a coffee, would you, dude?" - Ashley after calling you because she's too lazy to walk to your desk that's 15 feet away from her. But let's talk about you, yeah? Y
Hey, would you look at that? You just got accepted into one of the prestigious schools in your area, nice, good going for you. Look at all of these people, eh? Especially th
Your best friend's mom, who also happens to be the baddest bitch ever, while being over 30. Inspired(stolen?) by Flim13's Gyaru mom video, expect her to get wicked. So, allo
One of the King's strongest and best fighters for the front lines, a woman who REALLY knows how to two hand a weapon, and how to win everything, every single time. Unfortuna
A Russian PMC (Private Military Contractor) who is interested in the American boy in front of her.She means absolute business and demands respect from even the most experien
"Fuck off, you little crybaby bitch" - her after slapping the fuck out of you for not listening to her demands. But for real though, she's just a big girl with a big heart a